althom said:

All the more reason to get hot with an Orger!

REDFEATHERS said:

Mmmm...good idea!

You guys just SCARE me!
[This message was edited Thu May 29 15:45:54 PDT 2003 by INSATIABLE]

You guys just SCARE me!

INSATIABLE said:

Oh come on, you're supposed to be Insatiable...

INSATIABLE said:

This coming from the girl who likes to do the oral emotion.

VinaBlue said:

insatiably celibate!


>>> <<<

dont'cha know that every season is matin season here on the org?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Shit, I'm always in heat...

pejman said:

I have just come on heat about 2 minutes ago!

REDFEATHERS said:

pejman said:

I have just come on heat about 2 minutes ago!

REDFEATHERS said:

i wuz wonderin what that smell wuz...

I am going to HELL!!!

REDFEATHERS said:

REDFEATHERS said:

i'm laughin at the caption the picture has...this can't be 4 real, can it??? tampons are sinful???

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Yes is is sinful to this site.

http://www.landoverbaptis...otton.html


People are sooo fucking warped

Here goes:

Ladies of Landover member Mrs. Taffy Davenport-Gaines Crockett, visiting the Landover Christian Pharmacy recently to refill the church tract display, happened upon a shocking sight. A young woman was visibly upset and arguing loudly with pharmacist Emma Mae Martin. What Mrs. Crockett discovered next sickened her unto the point of nausea.
"The young woman was trying to buy tampons," Mrs. Crockett said, barely able to hold back tears. "I snatched that girl by the hair and pulled her outside... there were children present! Can you imagine how they'd be damaged by hearing such evil ideas?"

“I explained to this young lady that we do not carry such phallic devices as tampons and when attending to her monthly curse," Mrs. Martin said, adding that "Satan himself controls the manufacturing of those things." The young woman then began to verbally abuse her, she said.

"A Godly woman is only to use a Maxi-Pad," Mrs. Crockett stated. "Why, they even have them with little angel wings now! I handed her a box and told her unless she wanted my handprint across her face she was never to utter that evil T word again!” The as yet unidentified woman then fled the store in humiliation. Landover Security sketch artists are preparing a likeness to aid in identifying the young woman. Her salvation status is unknown, but based on this event, it is likely she is Hellbound.

"Toxic Shock Syndrome is God's way of punishing unsaved harlots who choose Satan’s cotton fingers over a Godly pad," Pastor Deacon Fred stated upon hearing of the event. "These playthings of Satan are created under the guise of a ladies hygiene product to bring unsuspecting women and young girls to the fold of the Devil."

Church members are commanded to talk to your teen-age daughters, and search their rooms if you have to. "Souls are at stake and God is taking names," added Pastor Wiley.

Mrs. Crockett has organized the Ladies of Landover Phone Bank to spread the word, and has called for both a letter writing protest campaign and a boycott on all stores who are found to carry these satanic sexual devices. Manufacturers who create such vile products will also be targeted for salvation, or, failing that, closure.

Mrs. Crockett has secured six 24-foot trucks for use in her new ministry, "Stop Satan From Pulling The Strings." She and the other Ladies of Landover plan a nationwide tour, going city to city, pulling what she calls "The Devil's delight" from store shelves once clerks are distracted. Upon the ladies' return, Mrs. Crockett plans a large bonfire.

“We shall pray over the flames as we watch these evil devices go back to the fiery pits of hell from whence they came,” Mrs. Crockett said during her church news conference, adding, "these things are created by Satan for pleasure, and young women are succumbing to the Devil without even realizing it. This is one battle Satan will NOT win!" Her statements drew a standing ovation from the congregation.




[This message was edited Thu May 29 17:33:15 PDT 2003 by REDFEATHERS]

SOMEBODY SEX ME UP FOR GODS SAKE!

The idea of a dry cotton tampon bringing sexual pleasure is absofuckinglutely ludicrous!

(I mean, c'mon, at least a cucumber has a smooth surface, much easier to glide! Not to mention the GIRTH compared to a skinny-ass tampon! Jeez!)

The idea of a dry cotton tampon bringing sexual pleasure is absofuckinglutely ludicrous!

(I mean, c'mon, at least a cucumber has a smooth surface, much easier to glide! Not to mention the GIRTH compared to a skinny-ass tampon! Jeez!)

SOMEBODY SEX ME UP FOR GODS SAKE!

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