I never understood this term, care to explain?

that's when you get a girl good and wet and then you start dog paddling in her pool

it means to dive for muffs

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

you coming on to me?

richb8 said:

This is even more cryptic, where is IceNine when you need him?

liberation said:

no... "muff dive" is another term 4 goin down on a woman.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Going down, like taking her socks off in bed?

liberation said:

But leaving your socks on is just plain tacky.

liberation said:

dammit, don't play dumb with me! next thing u know i'll be havin 2 explain 2 ya what "head" wuz all about or sumfin

CarrieMpls said:

but what if your feet are always freezin or sumfin?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Then turn up the heat. And cover up with a blanket. A big fluffy one. sheesh.

CarrieMpls said:

CarrieMpls said:

I wear socks to bed, deal with it woman!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Head...you use that to play football, or soccer for you Americano peeps.

liberation said:

Fine. Have it your way. I guess no "muff diving" for you.

i like wearing construction boots when i'm getting head

i like it when girls wear houseshoes when i'm going down on them makes me feel at home

CarrieMpls said:

i can change!!

liberation said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

july said:

Y U CONfused July??

liberation said:

july said:

don't tell me u dunno what 'muff dive' means, either!!! damn, i gotta explain everything around here...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Dansa...i appoint thee Org sex therapist. You can take over for Dora, since she ain't doing any practical sex courses no more.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Wait, it's not about the socks?? Now I'm confused.

CarrieMpls said:

Maybe "socks" is like code for something else.
If you wish to find out Carrie, please take the next flight to Shannon airport and i will decode the matrix for you!