* credit given to IceNine on the name of tha dangling beauties...

now thats a pain thats you cannot describe.. fellas???

Excellent thread, Finess...



Nothing compares to being popped in the old speed bag, barring maybe having your intestines torn out by a rabid badger.

Grrr !!

one time i was holding a baby i think one of my cousins when they were very small and he kicked me in the nuts(hes feet were dangling)! mind you he had on shoes i think i fell over...there have been other times as well :passout:

IceNine said:

gee thanks Ice, coming from you thats tha highest compliment one can give

Well, I haven't an apple bag to get kicked in, but someone at work used to throw mini milk cartons at my and watch them explode!! (y'know the individual serving ones) I always had a white stain, right there on my black trousers


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[This message was edited Wed May 28 5:54:10 PDT 2003 by REDFEATHERS]

There is no greater pain.

bkw said:

if a man got kicked in the sack by a cute little kangaroo would he live?

Christopher said:

He would live but he would no longer technically be a man.

Finess said:

Finess,tell us your experiences

bkw said:

how do you live with those monster kangaroos!?

DavidEye said:

few experiences actually

jumping my schwinn stingray as a kid... i make the jump stand up but didnt realize i lost my seat...( guess u can figure out what happened there)
next experience playing around with my son he was just getting walking down. and gettin popped in tha babymakin factory with those white shoes man...

Christopher said:

We keep their blood lust in check by feeding them small children.

bkw said:

little salt and pepper small children are tasty!

Remember the drive-in scene in 'Grease'? I really hope Danny was wearing a cup

bkw said:There is no greater pain.





agreed...the emoticom you used is the perfect facial description...

Finess said:

FFS Finess, stop licking IceNine's ass and Where's your sense of self worth dammit?

Finess said:

How many times do you hear about a woman being "accidentally" kicked/hit in her crotch? Now compare this to the number of times this happens to Men. Hmmm...

Anyhow, if a woman ever kicked me in the crotch, she can be damn sure I'm gonna return the favor.

Tom said:

LMAO

Teacher said:

oh ya funny, fuuunnnyyy... punk

yeah, but bein a woman and gettin hit in the boobies ain't 2 nice-feelin, either...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

But... it cannot be compared to the horrors of a shot to the droopy twins... :rollingupinaball:

IceNine said:

i'd say it'd feel about the same...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Does it totally immobilize you and make you throw up and fall to the floor, unable to move for a few minutes?

:O

IceNine said:

thing is it depends on hard you're hit...

Long, long, long time ago I was working at TCBY...one of my coworkers (Kristin) was joking around in the back with everyone, snapping a towel at them and missing horribly...I had just emptied the trash can (one of them big, round mf's with wheels on the bottom), and she snapped the white cleaning towel at me...I didn't budge or jump or anything, just gave her a look of "Please..."...well, that seemed to make her even more determined to try and unnerve me with the towel snapping and kept doing it in my direction--still missing me by a mile...So, being the cocky male that all 23 year old males are, I turned and faced her, put my hands on my hips, and slightly thrust my pelvis in her direction giving her an open target of sorts (heh), as if saying "You and your wimpy towel do NOT scare me, young female!!"...

Well, that was a huge mistake...

Cuz suddenly Kristin's aim became dead-on accurate...and her shnapped towel landed right on the ol' garbanzos...talk about pain...((shiver))...I bolted straight up, then bent immediately over at the waist, head-first into the empty garbage can next to me, and fell to the ground, taking the trash can with me...holding my fellas the entire time...When I came to, I heard everyone laughing around me...I rolled out of the trashcan, and looked up...smiles all around...lol...Kristin looked embarassed...and I couldn't talk for a few minutes...

Whew... :O

Finess said:

Ouch! And it gets worse before it gets better. Good thing it's been a long time since I've experienced this!

wellbeyond said:

Damn... that is a horror story! :O

Never... I repeat... NEVER offer the old billard balls up for a target.

My sac has the strength of ten Morgan Freeman's. I'll be fine.