Now I know it ain't cool to judge people U hardly no, but what the hell...

Anouska : I don't know what the guys see in U. I'd rather french kiss a drain.

Cameron : Nice guy, funny.

Federico : Just say "I want to screw Nush", don't pussy foot around by saying "Nush is lovely, and bubbley, and happy, and funny, and blah blah blah blah"

Gos : Has to win. Anyone who looks like Craig David on Bo Selecta and can take the piss out of Jon without him realising is a

Jon : Sorry mate, U really need to chill out and enjoy yourself.

Justine : I like big butts and I can not lie. (If your nose and U're ass were proportional the doctors did a very cute job)

Nush : I'd like to make mad pationate nosiy love to you until I start bleeding

Ray : Is funny too. I put him and Cameron in the same boat.

Scott : Anyone who resembles Robbie Williams just the slightest bit has to go.

Sissy : Nice girl, your okay. No Nush though.

Steph (wrote in her sumery : She loves Billy from Eastenders and idolises Penny Smith) : I say "Fuck! You set your asperations high.

Tania : A sexy Cludia Winkleman from liquid news, but if U miss your friends after just 4 days U got 2 go.



Who has to:
Anouska
Federico
Jon
Scott
Steph
Tania

Who I'd like to win:
1st : Nush
2nd : Gos
3rd : Cameron or Ray or Justine

Here is Gos:



And a short transcript of what he said when he entered the BigBrother house:

"Proper Bo, told thee I was gonna take over Big Brother 'ouse. I better just unpack our Kes. Alright girls. Wow, Anouska. I can see ya jugs. Proper BO."

Eh?

ian said:

Hi Ian. Arn't U watching UK Big Brother?

CAMILLE4U said:

Was for a sec... Now I gotcha... Big Brother

CAMILLE4U said:

Oh! No I haven't seen it yet... it is never interesting at the beginning because all the little wannabe-actors and wannabe-starlets are busy trying to look pretty and playing up to the camera. A few weeks later when their numbers are trimmed down, and they are all getting pissed off with each other, and they've forgotten about the cameras is a lot more entertaining

I fucking hate Big Brother though, really. I only watched the last one in the hope of hearing more stupid shit from Jade.

ian said:

That makes to of us.

PS East Angular is abroad.

CAMILLE4U said:

Aye right, you pair!

It's okay to admit you like Big Brother! Don't be ashamed, you're amongst friends here...

Me, I love it!

CAMILLE4U said:

Ohhh that was brilliant.
Someone should publish a book of "Jadisms"

ian said:

Here U go...

This chat started when Jade asked Spencer what he did for a living…
Spencer: 'You know you see those people in Venice standing on the back of gondolas, pushing it around?'
Jade: 'They don't do that on the Thames though, do they?'
Spencer: 'No. I don't work on the Thames. I work in Cambridge.'
Jade: 'Is there not the Thames there?'
Spencer: 'No!'
Jade: 'Is there a river called the Cambridge river?'
Spencer: 'Yeah, it's called the Cam.'
Jade: 'Really? You swear? I only thought there was the Thames. I thought that was the main one in London.'
Spencer: 'It is. I don't live in London.'
Jade: 'I'm confused. I thought Cambridge was in London. I knew Birmingham weren't in London.'
Spencer: 'Would you like to go and tell the group what you just said?'
Jade: 'No...'
Spencer: 'Cambridge is a city.'
Jade: 'But we've got a city in London.'
Spencer: 'Yes. This city is called London. And there's different parts of it. Cambridge is a city.'
Jade: 'Of where? Kent?'
Jade: 'Well England's a country, London's a city, Bermondsey's just a throw-off. Now where are you? What's your country, and what's your things?'
Spencer: 'What country am I from? England. The city is called Cambridge, the county Cambridgeshire.'
Jade: 'So not Kent then?'
Spencer: 'Nooo… The region is called East Anglia.'
Jade: 'East Angular? That's abroad. Is there not a place called East Angular abroad?'
Spencer: 'Jade, have you been taking the stupid pills again?'
Jade: 'Every time people tell me they work in East Angular, I actually think they're talking about near Tunisia and places like that. Am I thick?'
Spencer: 'Well, I hate to say it, but you are.'
Jade: 'Cos Scottish and Irish and all that comes under England, doesn't it?'
Spencer: 'No… They come under Great Britain. Scotland and Wales have their own flags. Northern Ireland and Ireland are different.'
Jade: 'So they're not together? Where's Berlin?'
Spencer: 'Germany…'


Classic Jade quotes


During a conversation about hard drugs: 'If you don't want to be addicted, you won't be addicted. It's all in your mind.'

On her phobia about tomato ketchup: 'I tell you something. If any of you put ketchup on me I would smack you in the face and I would be kicked out. I wouldn't care.'

So no over-reaction there then.

Continuing the ketchup debate: 'Well if you've got them ideas in your head, there are nasty little ideas in your head.'

That clears that up.

Showing her bitchy side during a conversation with Kate about Sophie: 'She's got a nice figure but I don't think her face… I think you're better than her.'

Talking about Kate earlier, Jade stated that Kate 'isn't all that' and was a 'flirt with f***d up teeth' who, in the picture next to her bed, looked like a 'f***g dog!'

Two-faced? Really?

Man, I'd forgotten about that conversation with Spencer... brilliant stuff

you're right anoushka...shes hoping for some action with fred to stay in the house. (£50,000 for the first couple who do it)
but fred wants the other nush!
jon's just gotta go...hes as anal as hell
as for the others ...theres too many of them to really pay too much attention too...it'll get a little more interesting in week 4 or something.

but you know..they are all gonna be trying to be the new jade...she was a classic. the conversations you mentions are know cult TV moments...just like alex's dance to the camera during "thats the way i like it"...brilliant.
no mater what we say,...big brother is here to stay...8 million viwwers on the first show...

Dear Jon, I havn't watched any TV 2day yet, but it's obvious so "Goodbye"...

And as 4 Nush...





you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to sell
help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god
you can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings
you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything
help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell
help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god

through every forest, above the trees
within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
you are the reason I stay alive

I've only watched a couple of shows so far as it doesn't seem as entertaining as last year, yet. But if I was in the house I'd have great fun in trying to destroy Anouska mentally

ConsciousContact said:

I'd have great fun trying to destroy Nush's virginaty
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so who got voted out then?

I don't know yet. I'll find out at 10 after Will and Grace. I hope it's Anouska but it's most probably Jon.

It is Anouska! She's out! Announced at 8.50pm.

mcmeekle said:

You're kidding! she was a bit of a twat.

mcmeekle said:

YES YES YES YES YES YES I'm so fucking happy I could cry. I don't have to look at that ugly bitch no more.

I've not been keeping too close attention this first week, but I was hoping for Jon to go. He has smaller breasts than Anouska.

mcmeekle said:

True. Hopefully next week, yeah?

VS

Ok. Nush was my fave, but after seeing Federico in the diary room he's a close contender for winning aswell. So who gets your vote. Who's gonna win.
[This message was edited Sun Jun 1 14:09:36 PDT 2003 by CAMILLE4U]

I'm off to watch it. Be back shortly.

how dull is it at the mo.
oh shut up cameron...you're boring...go back to the frigging outer hebredes or wherever you came from.
these guys all need personalities...for god sakes you're on TV...ENTERTAIN me or sod off.

ok...i'll calm down now.

Sissy : "Oh everyone is so nice to me. Oh I don't want anyone to leave."

BB: "This is Big brother. Will Sissy please shut the fuck up. Your spoiling it for Camille who can't take his eyes of Nush in her her scout uniform"

Federico : "I'm very very sorry big brother, for asking if I can watch you take a shit"

Great stuff.

Boo hoo. I'm never in the room when the guys are cooking.

Fucking great!!!

how stupid did nush look when she nominated. i'm sorry i know you like her and all...but ...purrrlease!

msserendipity said:

She is as wet as a swimming pool, but I love her all the same. Most of the others are driving me mad. I like Nush, Gos, Fredirico sometimes...and that's it.

Let's hope the fights start soon.
[This message was edited Tue Jun 3 15:49:14 PDT 2003 by CAMILLE4U]