it's not tha difficult really... all you have to do is meet someone... buy them a few drinks...pull some funky moves on the dance floor..and bingo..you're in! ... and there's always prostitutes... i mean...if you really want sex... just go out and get it

Your desperate again aint ya?

i told u not to go off the meds

hey go jerk off with that lotion that has that euculyptus that you love so much

richb8 said:

:LOL:

MrBliss said:

althom said:

Hey put that book down.

Paisley said:

I was reading the post!

althom said:

Yeah ok

I CAN? REALLY???

shausler said:

never needed meds... i'm ther yardstick for normal

prostitutes, like at the ranch?

MrBliss said:

MrBliss, if you took better care of your 'dates' you wouldn't have to replace them so frequently. remember, you gotta be careful when they're made of soft plastic like that.

I have never fucked a ducks eucalyptus willy before, but duckie you can buy the damn drinks! ok?

Some of us only need to point at someone else, and they will say yes.

MissCute said:

ahhh...its so easy for us women. i'm so glad i'm a girl.

Michael Stipe said it years ago

Anybody can get laid, all you gotta do is lower your standards.

and your pants, fcuz...