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How do I get out of jury duty? I got called for jury duty. My employment responsibilities are such that attending will hurt my business.
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slm4m said: I got called for jury duty. My employment responsibilities are such that attending will hurt my business.
What can I do? Tell them that on religeous (sp) grounds you can not pass judgement on another person unless there are 2 or more witnesses to the event. Therefore that it will be a waste of time to sit and then abstain at the end. They will let you off. Sorted [This message was edited Tue May 27 8:10:17 PDT 2003 by mdiver] | |
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I'm not sure which comic said this, but they said when questioned, to tell the judge "I can tell if someone's guilty just by lookin' at 'em!!"... | |
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Just say this:
"Let me at that guilty bastard! I'll show him some justice!!!" SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Seriously...if you give the defendant dirty looks and tell the judge that you don't know if you can be open-minded about the trial (they will ask you most likely) then you'll be dismissed the first day. | |
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Moderator | wellbeyond said: I'm not sure which comic said this, but they said when questioned, to tell the judge "I can tell if someone's guilty just by lookin' at 'em!!"...
It was Gerorge Carlin! That motherfucker is funny as shit! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: wellbeyond said: I'm not sure which comic said this, but they said when questioned, to tell the judge "I can tell if someone's guilty just by lookin' at 'em!!"...
It was Gerorge Carlin! That motherfucker is funny as shit! Yes!!...Thank yew... | |
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Ask, "Is this a death penalty case? If so, can I throw the switch? Puhhhleeaaassseee??!!! " | |
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tell them that you must be on the org during that time | |
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shausler said: tell them that you must be on the org during that time
...and say "Voomy toom tooms" constantly as they give instructions... | |
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wellbeyond said: shausler said: tell them that you must be on the org during that time
...and say "Voomy toom tooms" constantly as they give instructions... guaranteed instant dismisal | |
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shausler said: wellbeyond said: shausler said: tell them that you must be on the org during that time
...and say "Voomy toom tooms" constantly as they give instructions... guaranteed instant dismisal If this place is inny indication, it is... 8) | |
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can you say section 8
or since its prince . . . section 7 | |
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I got out of jury duty by having my employer write a letter saying that I needed to be at work because I couldn't survive on the amount I would be paid for going to jury duty. Then I received a letter back saying that I was released from it, but that my name would go back into circulation for it within the next three years. I haven't been summoned again yet. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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IceNine said: Just say this:
"Let me at that guilty bastard! I'll show him some justice!!!" Yep, that'll sort it. Nice one. NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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george carlin also said to tell em you are prejudiced against every race and regligion,..except your own race and religion. | |
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sheeplikeone said: george carlin also said to tell em you are prejudiced against every race and regligion,..except your own race and religion.
...but include your own just to make sure. NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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Get yourself a criminal record, thats what I did.
Haven't been called since. Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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Just keep yawning and let your eyes wander, and when they ask any questions say "huh, sorry, I wasn't paying attention." this message brought to you by logic. | |
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xenon said: Get yourself a criminal record, thats what I did.
Haven't been called since. That'll work! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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When the guy on trail walks in give him the NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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where a "yea im drunk" tshirt | |
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Go in spouting racial slurs...That'll probably disqualify you 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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slm4m said: I got called for jury duty. My employment responsibilities are such that attending will hurt my business.
What can I do? I'd recommend contacting the court that summoned you and asking about their policies. I know that the local courts here will give you one deferral if you designate a month within the next 12 months when you'll be available to serve. [Matt's standard disclaimer: While I am licensed to practice law in Indiana, this post is for discussion purposes only, is not legal advice, and creates no attorney-client relationship.] Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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or, just show up stinking drunk and clutching a bottle of vodka. refuse to let go of it under ANY circumstances, and if anyone insists that you do claim that you can't because your hand would be lonely. call the bailiff a weenie when he attempts to pry the vodka out of your grasp. that should do it. | |
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matt said: [Matt's standard disclaimer: While I am licensed to practice law in Indiana, this post is for discussion purposes only, is not legal advice, and creates no attorney-client relationship.] lawyers... | |
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I'll bet you could get out of jury duty if you went in and farted all over the joint when they were asking questions. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Just say you are related to him/her! | |
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XxAxX said: or, just show up stinking drunk and clutching a bottle of vodka. refuse to let go of it under ANY circumstances, and if anyone insists that you do claim that you can't because your hand would be lonely. call the bailiff a weenie when he attempts to pry the vodka out of your grasp. that should do it.
I second that. Otherwise, you could just say you are an orger. You'll be bustled out of there in a flash! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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XxAxX said: or, just show up stinking drunk and clutching a bottle of vodka. refuse to let go of it under ANY circumstances, and if anyone insists that you do claim that you can't because your hand would be lonely. call the bailiff a weenie when he attempts to pry the vodka out of your grasp. that should do it.
You speak from experience, don't you? "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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