Fuck that bullshit that smoke alarms save lives, mine is so mf sensitive it starts beeping if I just been to a smoky bar and sneeze when I come home! Not only do I have to run around the house like a blue arsed fly trying to find something sturdy enough to stand on, to shut it the fuck up (even though I got no intructions and just gotta whack it a few times with my fist) the beeping is enough to give anyone a heart attack...even mf Stonehenge!

as Shakespeare would say "Oh, Woe is Me"


I need

Is it safe to be safe, or is it more dangerous to take precautions?

Fuck! even the Org will be the death of me if I can't post this topic!!! :

I'm thinking of buying a T-shirt that says;

I'd rather burn than buy a smoke alarm

I think they might catch on.

I have one of those ultra sensitive smoke alarms ...

it was annoying as hell...

damn thing went off if I made my toast to dark!!

I just took the freaking batteries out...

I'll take my chances!!




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Haystack said:

Buy two of those mf's Haystack, I will send you a cheque or pay you in beer, or pasta necklaces...I daren't even in my apartment in case it gives me a heart attack!

Aannastesia said:

I think I just gotta live dangerously and take your advice.















btw. can I sue you if I die?