Ok...
here's a NEW GAME that all can play.
I had a friend who could tell this story
a hundred different ways in any-where from fifteen minits
to three hours and you would never get tired of it.
(EVEN THOSE OF YOU WITH SHORT ATTENTION SPANS)

to contribute: write your part of the story and end it with
AND THEN IT HAPPENED. i'll start.


Ok, so there i was in this strange house. I had been invited to this party, but i didn't know the peole giving it.
I got there and this women and her daughters answered the door, but there was no 'party' going on so naturally i ask "am i early, is this the rite address?" The woman says
"yes, this is the place. This party is just for you"
We went inside and i was shown into a spacious living-room
where there were even more girls NEKKID...
AND THEN IT HAPPENED

The girls then started caressing each others breasts, thighs and asses, AND THEN IT HAPPENED.

Paisley said:

He look down at his thang and cried, Suddenly he buckled over as if he were in pain, screaming, OH NO!!! OH NOO!!! The ladies all looked at him in awe for his howl had terrified them, someone whispered "called 911" AND THEN IT HAPPENED.

After further inspection they realized calling 911 was for naught, as it was a natural reaction to all the nude babes...

AND then IT happened.

The women were in shock because they had never seen something so little and shrivled-up before. AND THEN IT HAPPENED.

Painfully, he tried to get up but it was no good. His legs were useless. He looked up from the floor in a daze at the women. They were slithering closer towards him.

"Get up dammit! Get! Up!", he shouted to himself.

He looked around for something to defend himself. The gun he had found back in the old recording studio was long gone.

Nothing.

Suddenly he felt hands. Many hands violently wrap around his arms and legs pulling him from the warm comfort of the floor.

"Mr. Nelson", one of the women hissed," you led us on quite a chase. It doesn't matter now. Nothing you do now matters does it? DOES IT?!"

He could barely see. The sweat was stinging his eyes like a nest of angry hornets. But he didn't need to see who these women were.

He knew.

He knew they hated him for what he did. He hated them right back. He knew their names. He knew them all. He knew he was going to die soon and he knew he didn't care. He was too weak from the knife wound that put him on the ground in the first place. Thoughts and voices were swirling around in his head. He couldn't keep track of them all.

Then there was silence. A long painful silence that begged to be put out of it's miserable existence. He wished they would say something or do something. Anything just to get this shit over with. Suddenly one of them spoke:

"Wendy?",

"Yes Lisa."

"Is the water warm enough?"

"Yes Lisa."

"Shall we begin?"

"...Yes Lisa."

and then it happened...

ANovaAngeljoint edit.
[This message was edited Mon Apr 28 16:53:50 PDT 2003 by NovaAngel]
[This message was edited Mon Apr 28 16:54:09 PDT 2003 by NovaAngel]

he raelized that each and every one of these girls were identical in every way, except, each one had a different talent. it was said that if he could match the talent to
the girl whos talent it was, then he would posses them all and all that they possesed AND THEN IT HAPPENED

So he started working his magic and in a matter of five minutes he had all the nekkid women jumping on top of him AND THEN IT HAPPENED.

that one of the girls had this puss flowing from her vagina like an orange waterfall...

he freaked out and started screaming, "bitch, what the fuck you thinkin' comin' 'round with that pussy on fire wit some shit clorox can't take away... you best get that stank shit up outta here"...

and then it happened...

Paisley said:

Well that's enough for me, i'm finished.

SuperC said:

:LOL: :LOL: too much for ya huh?

He was in heaven. The soft moans of the women were like music to his ears. He kissed one of them. Tracing his tongue in small fast circles along her inner thigh, he moved slowly upwards between her legs. She let out a faint whimper as he teased her clit with his tongue. Fast. Slow. Fast. Faster.

One of the others joined in and began to caress the lucky woman's soft round breasts, gently removing the corset that got in her way. She couldn't contain herself any longer and shook uncontrollably as she came. Her raspberry beret, the one she found in a second hand store, fell gently to the ground. And then it happened.

Paisley said:

:LOL: too much for me? NEVER! (well maybe it was a little too much). :O

NovaAngel said:

Damn that was good.

NovaAngel said:

how is that mine ends with "bitch, what the fuck you thinkin' comin' 'round with that pussy on fire wit some shit clorox can't take away... you best get that stank shit up outta here" and this one begins with "he was in heaven"...

...

now the shit don't flow right...


...

My bad man. I was too late in posting mine.

NovaAngel said:

it's all good... ruined the flow, but damn it was a nice post...

How does the story end? Be sure and stay tuned for tomorrow's episode of "And Then It Happened." With your host 00769BAD.

same orgtime...

same org channel...
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EllisDee said:

She smiled, evilly, walking slowly toward him she said, "This ain't puss, sweetie, this is manna from heaven", She extracted a bit and smeared it across his face. His eyes sparkled, his body began to tingle. She kissed his lips softly and said "been waiting for you for so long, I'm bout to lose control". She signaled towards the other and said "cuff him"...AND THEN IT HAPPENED.

All hell broke loose when one of the girls exposed hand cuffs and the genitailia of a hermorphadyte, dude snapped and went into his rendition of "DUDE LOOK LIKE A LADY"
but already one of his wrist were cuffed. He slung the girl
like hash in a 'GREASY SPOON' AND THEN IT HAPPENED

There was a flash of steel and then another. Now in front of him one of the girls held in her hands two razor sharp double broadswords. It was clear to him these were no ordinary girls. These were trained assassins. Weapons of varying types now surrounded him. Spear. Iron Whip. Steel Fan. Butterfly Knives.

He now found himself surrounded. There was no way out. If he wanted a way out he'd have to make it himself. While he was thinking, one of the assassins, the one with the double broadswords, moved through the air. He cried out in pain as one of the swords cut to the bone in his right arm.

And then it happened.
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Then the girl lowered the sword and cut his dick off AND THEN IT HAPPENED.





A Painful Edit
[This message was edited Tue Apr 29 14:05:26 PDT 2003 by Paisley]

"My...dick..you cut off...my dick...you...bitch!..", he cried out. Even in a state of shock he knew they weren't done. They were going to finish the job they were given.
He picked up the flaccid wriggling penis from the floor.
He spun it around one of his arms and caught the other end of his dick in his other hand. In the hands of a novice, his dick was nothing more than a useless piece of manmeat. But he was no novice. He had training too. In his hands his penis was now a deadly pair of nunchaku.

"All right you bitches. You want me you got me.", he gasped. "Let's go crazy. Let's get nuts..."

The women moved in for the kill like a pride of hungry lionesses. He moved towards them, his penis swinging with all the fury of a raging tsunami.

And then it happened.

Crouchingtigeredit
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Then one of the women grabbed the dick out of his hand and shoved it up his ass, AND THEN IT HAPPENED.

He nearly blacked out from the pain but he didn't want to give them the satisfaction of watching his deathrattle with his own dick in his ass. He mustered all the remaining energy he had and pulled his dick out. Slowly. Painfully.

The one with the spear thrust towards him. He quickly rubbed the shaft of his dick and the blood that remained in it engorged it enough so it was now no longer a flaccid penis. It was now a six foot long staff!

He blocked the oncoming strike and countered with a strike of his own. The tip of his dick met the back of the woman's mouth with such force, it knocked her off her feet and into the wall. She fell to the ground unconscious. The others now blinded with rage charged with all the hellborn fury of a woman scorned.
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The women then kicked him in that one nut that remained and he buckled over like a little bitch. AND THEN IT HAPPENED

He then started crying and said "I surrender I cannot take the pain any longer" AND THEN IT HAPPENED

He began to tell the court of the horrendous murder that took place after "THE INCIDENT" telling of how he remembered nothing except waking up in the pool of blood
and dismembered bitches AND THEN IT HAPPENED

But the judge never believed his story AND THEN IT HAPPENED.

it was all over the news how he blacked out and slaughtered the court room... and then it happened