My girlfriend has her ahem... aunt in town and i haven't gotten any for a week now and my nutts are killing me they're so full of i don't want to resort to and i'm definetly not into bbq stlying it what should i do? I just thought i'd let yall know since red told you about her ass hurting

richb8 said:

Just stick your dick in the freezer for a while, that'll cool you off.

richb8 said:

Punch a hole and let it spill.

Paisley said:

yeah and then she could it like a popsicle good idea

(austin powers voice) larrygrahamnakedonacolddaylarrygrahamnakedonacoldday...







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[This message was edited Fri May 23 17:10:28 PDT 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz]

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

thanks claps

richb8 said:

anytime, rich.

Hey Rich, hit yourself in the face with a hammer. That'll take your mind off of your balls.

Cloudbuster said:

Thanks cloud hey that really worked i'm now more concerned about all of this blood running from my forehead and vertigo than my nutts u're a genius

Does this help?

richb8 said:

Why don't you have sex with her Aunt?

mcmeekle said:

richb8 said:

Anytime, mate.

mcmeekle said:

aunt is code for that time of the month..don't tell nobody though

REDFEATHERS said:

Your the best Red

richb8 said:

Naturally...


...but you still gotta steal my bloody thunder! Grrr!!!

richb8 said:

Why don't you have sex with the painters then.

REDFEATHERS said:

Hey you took care of my nutts i'll massage your ass that is if your female that is

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[This message was edited Fri May 23 17:30:50 PDT 2003 by richb8]

richb8 said:

I am bloody female...why did you think otherwise???

richb8 said:

dude, didn't you say you just got a dell? and you have found a way to avoid downloading pr0n on kazaa? i'm guessing this will be your last post about this subject...

REDFEATHERS said:

ur profile says not sure so i was not sure..sorry r u confused?

REDFEATHERS said:

It's that huge cock you have! What else?

suomynona said:

huh have i found a way to avoid downloading porn from kazza?
if that's ur question i'm protesting kazza because of all that shit that's downloaded into ur computer when u install their software and causes those neverending popups

richb8 said:

Part of the mystery baybee...alot of men will fuck a woman, if they THINK she is a woman.. (maybe, it just came to my head, don't fuck with me)






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[This message was edited Fri May 23 17:37:09 PDT 2003 by REDFEATHERS]

REDFEATHERS said:

after all we've shared now you're telling me not to fuck with you? what a psycho!!

richb8 said:

No, just saying wine gone to my head, I am a woman, I did that...to help/relieve/nurse you..and AFTER you ask if I am female??? Do you bat for both sides?




j/k

richb8 said:

then join the rest of us and get kazaalite which has none of that... www.kazaalite.tk

orgnote me if you have any questions