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Thread started 05/23/03 12:11pm

Cloudbuster

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My cat is on heat....

...and she keeps pushing her vulva against me!

Do you think I should do her?
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Reply #1 posted 05/23/03 12:12pm

shortnsweet

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ewww
LIVE4LUV
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Reply #2 posted 05/23/03 12:14pm

2the9s

Dude, show some pussy control.
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Reply #3 posted 05/23/03 12:14pm

TheJoker

Scarlet Pussy...

lol
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Reply #4 posted 05/23/03 12:14pm

Cloudbuster

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2the9s said:

Dude, show some pussy control.


Excellent! biggrin
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Reply #5 posted 05/23/03 12:19pm

CarrieLee

evil This makes me mad! Get the poor thing fixed. How would you like it if you were that horny and couldn't get laid? Huh?
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Reply #6 posted 05/23/03 12:20pm

lovemachine

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If your cats name is Natsume the answer is yes otherwise I have to go with no.
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Reply #7 posted 05/23/03 12:21pm

lovemachine

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CarrieLee said:

evil This makes me mad! Get the poor thing fixed. How would you like it if you were that horny and couldn't get laid? Huh?


Wouldn't like half the people on the org need to get fixed with this rationale?
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Reply #8 posted 05/23/03 12:21pm

Cloudbuster

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CarrieLee said:

evil This makes me mad! Get the poor thing fixed. How would you like it if you were that horny and couldn't get laid? Huh?


Fixed how? With a hammer and chisel?
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Reply #9 posted 05/23/03 12:34pm

CarrieLee

Cloudbuster said:

CarrieLee said:

evil This makes me mad! Get the poor thing fixed. How would you like it if you were that horny and couldn't get laid? Huh?


Fixed how? With a hammer and chisel?



evil No!
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Reply #10 posted 05/23/03 12:34pm

XxAxX

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let her go get some
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Reply #11 posted 05/23/03 12:34pm

suomynona

lovemachine said:

CarrieLee said:

evil This makes me mad! Get the poor thing fixed. How would you like it if you were that horny and couldn't get laid? Huh?


Wouldn't like half the people on the org need to get fixed with this rationale?
that's what i'm saying...
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Reply #12 posted 05/23/03 12:36pm

Cloudbuster

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XxAxX said:

let her go get some


Thing is, she won't mate with tom-cats. If any go within a yard of her she goes mental!
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Reply #13 posted 05/23/03 12:39pm

Handclapsfinga
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it's on heat? eek eek eek
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Reply #14 posted 05/23/03 12:40pm

REDFEATHERS

Cloudbuster said:

XxAxX said:

let her go get some


Thing is, she won't mate with tom-cats. If any go within a yard of her she goes mental!

Buy her a lil kitty vibrator! nod Get her in the mood for the Toms
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Reply #15 posted 05/23/03 12:43pm

Cloudbuster

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

it's on heat? eek eek eek


Yeah, I'm gonna carve me some cat leg up.
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Reply #16 posted 05/23/03 12:43pm

Cloudbuster

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REDFEATHERS said:

Cloudbuster said:

XxAxX said:

let her go get some


Thing is, she won't mate with tom-cats. If any go within a yard of her she goes mental!

Buy her a lil kitty vibrator! nod Get her in the mood for the Toms


You got any?
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Reply #17 posted 05/23/03 12:46pm

REDFEATHERS

Cloudbuster said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Cloudbuster said:

XxAxX said:

let her go get some


Thing is, she won't mate with tom-cats. If any go within a yard of her she goes mental!

Buy her a lil kitty vibrator! nod Get her in the mood for the Toms


You got any?


No, but I will make her one big grin
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Reply #18 posted 05/23/03 12:47pm

CarrieLee

I just feel bad for the poor things. They seem so uncomfortable and if you're not going to mate them then you may as well spade them. Like Bob Barker says... wink
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Reply #19 posted 05/23/03 12:48pm

suomynona

CarrieLee said:

I just feel bad for the poor things. They seem so uncomfortable and if you're not going to mate them then you may as well spade them. Like Bob Barker says... wink
exactly... it's bordering on animal cruelty... (believe it or not...)
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Reply #20 posted 05/23/03 12:50pm

REDFEATHERS

CarrieLee said:

I just feel bad for the poor things. They seem so uncomfortable and if you're not going to mate them then you may as well spade them. Like Bob Barker says... wink


bawl Should I be made spade too? bawl
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Reply #21 posted 05/23/03 12:50pm

richb8

Steve Vai said when his cat went into heat he called his vet call and his vet told him to relive it by sticking a thermometer up it's pussy and that should calm the cat down..so he did it and recorded it and put it on one of his albums looped it backwards during a guitar solo sounds pretty cool...Maybe you should do that
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Reply #22 posted 05/23/03 12:51pm

REDFEATHERS

richb8 said:

Steve Vai said when his cat went into heat he called his vet call and his vet told him to relive it by sticking a thermometer up it's pussy and that should calm the cat down..so he did it and recorded it and put it on one of his albums looped it backwards during a guitar solo sounds pretty cool...Maybe you should do that



lol
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Reply #23 posted 05/23/03 12:52pm

Cloudbuster

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richb8 said:

Steve Vai said when his cat went into heat he called his vet call and his vet told him to relive it by sticking a thermometer up it's pussy and that should calm the cat down..so he did it and recorded it and put it on one of his albums looped it backwards during a guitar solo sounds pretty cool...Maybe you should do that


That's the best solution yet!
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Reply #24 posted 05/23/03 1:01pm

CarrieLee

REDFEATHERS said:

CarrieLee said:

I just feel bad for the poor things. They seem so uncomfortable and if you're not going to mate them then you may as well spade them. Like Bob Barker says... wink


bawl Should I be made spade too? bawl


YES!
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Reply #25 posted 05/23/03 1:02pm

Handclapsfinga
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Cloudbuster said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

it's on heat? eek eek eek


Yeah, I'm gonna carve me some cat leg up.

falloff
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Reply #26 posted 05/23/03 1:32pm

tackam

Omigod, please get her spayed. It's better for everyone involved.
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Reply #27 posted 05/23/03 2:12pm

REDFEATHERS

CarrieLee said:

REDFEATHERS said:

CarrieLee said:

I just feel bad for the poor things. They seem so uncomfortable and if you're not going to mate them then you may as well spade them. Like Bob Barker says... wink


bawl Should I be made spade too? bawl


YES!



evil
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Reply #28 posted 05/23/03 2:16pm

Cloudbuster

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Not to worry anymore. I smashed her head in with a rock. wink
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Reply #29 posted 05/23/03 2:27pm

AzureStar

Cloudbuster said:

Not to worry anymore. I smashed her head in with a rock. wink


After you burned her on the stove? "On Heat"... that made me giggle... smile
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