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I want to eat pussy!
I need it!!! I'm starving!!!  
Girls!!! Please!!! have mercy and give me some!!! | |
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 Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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why'd i get the feelin that u were gonna say 'pussy', heavenly?  damn, you've been horny lately... | |
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um im eating a tangerine altoid you want one? its not pussy but its tasty  | |
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I need to satisfy 
I can't do without it!!! | |
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yeah I can do with some sushi right about now but Im at __ and my lady is at some function "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said:[quote] at __
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open a tin of peaches  | |
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 ... what you looking for..? Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
Candy Dulfer is my boo...  | |
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EllisDee said: ... what you looking for..?Soft, warm, sweet and smells nice. If it squirts - that's a plus. | |
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Heavenly said: EllisDee said: ... what you looking for..?Soft, warm, sweet and smells nice. If it squirts - that's a plus. i believe we have some of those... any other preferences..? hair color or anything..? Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
Candy Dulfer is my boo... | |
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There goes my damn pleasure fries and cold ranch dressing from the packet!  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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perhaps your problem wouldn't be so dire if you spent as much time with women as you did with your keyboard. this message brought to you by logic. | |
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INSATIABLE said:
There goes my damn pleasure fries and cold ranch dressing from the packet! :evilLOL:... pleasure fries..?  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
Candy Dulfer is my boo... | |
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EllisDee said: INSATIABLE said:
There goes my damn pleasure fries and cold ranch dressing from the packet! :evilLOL:... pleasure fries..? ... ...I guess you should ask Christopher or Natsume...
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Heavenly said: EllisDee said: ... what you looking for..?Soft, warm, sweet and smells nice. If it squirts - that's a plus. Heavenly, my phone number is... Just kidding, I dont squirt! He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: INSATIABLE said:
There goes my damn pleasure fries and cold ranch dressing from the packet! :evilLOL:... pleasure fries..? ... ...I guess you should ask Christopher or Natsume...
... i wanna know what pleasure fries are... ... grrr... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
Candy Dulfer is my boo... | |
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luv4thepurple1 said: Heavenly said: EllisDee said: ... what you looking for..?Soft, warm, sweet and smells nice. If it squirts - that's a plus. Heavenly, my phone number is... Just kidding, I dont squirt!  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
Candy Dulfer is my boo... | |
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giddy up...
wow | |
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luv4thepurple1 said: Heavenly said: EllisDee said: ... what you looking for..?Soft, warm, sweet and smells nice. If it squirts - that's a plus. Heavenly, my phone number is... Just kidding, I dont squirt! Squirting is just a plus. I'll take you with or without squirting. 
(I'm told that I'm good at it, so think again!!! ) Too horny to edit  [This message was edited Thu May 22 21:01:39 PDT 2003 by Heavenly] | |
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Pineapple is the pussy of fruit have some!!! | |
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richb8 said: Pineapple is the pussy of fruit have some!!!
... bust it open and dive right in...  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
Candy Dulfer is my boo... | |
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I can eat it for hours and hours...
Strip! I'm coming over!!! | |
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How about you cut the top off and take the core out then you could just  nevermind  i'm a pervert | |
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no takers yet? | |
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Heavenly said:
no takers yet? Go over to NPGMC and see how you go. | |
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INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: INSATIABLE said:
There goes my damn pleasure fries and cold ranch dressing from the packet! :evilLOL:... pleasure fries..? ... ...I guess you should ask Christopher or Natsume...
 I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Or you can try a fresh Fig. They are known to look just like PUSSY...
Very erotic. |
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