Tonite I went to the grocery store and was driving through the parking lot. There was hardly anyone else around so i went down an aisle which arrow was pointing in the opposite direction. No big deal! I parked and soon as I opened my door this bitch of a woman walks passed my car and says "slighlty illegal!" in a smart ass bitchy voice. All I could do was laugh and in a stupid voice say OKAY! Give me a break. Do people have nothing better to do than to get pissed at me for going down the wrong aisle of the parking lot? Sheesh!! So funny too cause everytime I saw her in a certain aisle of the store she would hurry off in another direction... hehehe!!

punch her in the face

2the9s said:

everybody everybody say "oooh"... "alright"...

2the9s said:

Thanks 2the9's! wish I coulda stole that one first!

I would have told her to mind her own phuckin business.

Christopher said:

Believe me i wanted to!

She can suck it... I'm an insurance adjuster: Any public parking lots, even gov't-owned agencies, etc. are considered private property. Liability disputes are a bitch, and if you hit someone coming the "right" way, it would be your fault, but essentially, you can drive wherever your li'l heart desires: you cannot get a ticket for that!

Of course, failure to yield, mega-speeding, etc. is a bit different, but you can cut through anything, go well over the speed limit, etc.

Mmkay, I was kinda blabbing: the lady is wrong- what you were doing is definitely not illegal.

Paisley said:

I would have but I was more shocked at her stupidity
for a quick come back...

luv4thepurple1 said:

you should have,

violence is the answer!

i would have replied "incredibly ugly"

MrBliss said:

INSATIABLE said:

Thats good to know!! I think she though I was tryin to beat her dumb as to a parking spot but hello, there were so many open... I could see if it was the only close space open but that wasnt the case! She can bite me!!

MrBliss said:

I thought about it afterward and I should have told her the ugly outfit she had on was the only thinng illegal in my eyes!

2the9s said:

luv4thepurple1 said:

Yeah, but you cannot treat EVERYBODY like she is your momma...

Did you terd on her car

luv4thepurple1 said:

I would have turded on her car when she wasn't looking. I gotchya back!

pejman said:

my philosophy exactly

Grocery store parking lots are the worst! Ah well, this woman obviously has no life, laugh at her and let it go. Unless you stalk her and key her car, but that may not be a good thing to do

CarrieLee said:

it might!

CarrieLee said:

keying it can be karmatic... a lil turd is good punishment

pejman said:

karma is good

REDFEATHERS said:

It can be only if you've been good. And I'm a baaad boy.

pejman said:

yeah I know, that's why I said it may not be a good idea! Karma always kicked my ass...now it's keeping my ass in line!

CarrieLee said:

I dunno bout your karma but your thread gave me the green light yesterday to hit the bar ...

pejman said:

Good! That's what I like to hear!




cheers edit
[This message was edited Fri May 23 10:45:46 PDT 2003 by CarrieLee]

pejman said:

i think that's called 'payback'

Next time I am calling you whenever someone pisses

me off again!!