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Give me a break!!! Tonite I went to the grocery store and was driving through the parking lot. There was hardly anyone else around so i went down an aisle which arrow was pointing in the opposite direction. No big deal! I parked and soon as I opened my door this bitch of a woman walks passed my car and says "slighlty illegal!" in a smart ass bitchy voice. All I could do was laugh and in a stupid voice say OKAY! Give me a break. Do people have nothing better to do than to get pissed at me for going down the wrong aisle of the parking lot? Sheesh!! So funny too cause everytime I saw her in a certain aisle of the store she would hurry off in another direction... hehehe!! He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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punch her in the face | |
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2the9s said: everybody everybody say "oooh"... "alright"... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
Candy Dulfer is my boo... | |
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2the9s said: Thanks 2the9's! wish I coulda stole that one first! He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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I would have told her to mind her own phuckin business. | |
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Christopher said: punch her in the face
Believe me i wanted to! He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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She can suck it... I'm an insurance adjuster: Any public parking lots, even gov't-owned agencies, etc. are considered private property. Liability disputes are a bitch, and if you hit someone coming the "right" way, it would be your fault, but essentially, you can drive wherever your li'l heart desires: you cannot get a ticket for that!
Of course, failure to yield, mega-speeding, etc. is a bit different, but you can cut through anything, go well over the speed limit, etc. Mmkay, I was kinda blabbing: the lady is wrong- what you were doing is definitely not illegal. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Paisley said: I would have told her to mind her own phuckin business.
I would have but I was more shocked at her stupidity for a quick come back... He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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luv4thepurple1 said: Christopher said: punch her in the face
Believe me i wanted to! you should have, violence is the answer! | |
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i would have replied "incredibly ugly" | |
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MrBliss said: i would have replied "incredibly ugly"
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INSATIABLE said: She can suck it... I'm an insurance adjuster: Any public parking lots, even gov't-owned agencies, etc. are considered private property. Liability disputes are a bitch, and if you hit someone coming the "right" way, it would be your fault, but essentially, you can drive wherever your li'l heart desires: you cannot get a ticket for that!
Of course, failure to yield, mega-speeding, etc. is a bit different, but you can cut through anything, go well over the speed limit, etc. Mmkay, I was kinda blabbing: the lady is wrong- what you were doing is definitely not illegal. Thats good to know!! I think she though I was tryin to beat her dumb as to a parking spot but hello, there were so many open... I could see if it was the only close space open but that wasnt the case! She can bite me!! He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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MrBliss said: i would have replied "incredibly ugly"
I thought about it afterward and I should have told her the ugly outfit she had on was the only thinng illegal in my eyes! He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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2the9s said: "Climb in my fur." | |
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luv4thepurple1 said: Christopher said: punch her in the face
Believe me i wanted to! Yeah, but you cannot treat EVERYBODY like she is your momma... | |
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luv4thepurple1 said: Tonite I went to the grocery store and was driving through the parking lot. There was hardly anyone else around so i went down an aisle which arrow was pointing in the opposite direction. No big deal! I parked and soon as I opened my door this bitch of a woman walks passed my car and says "slighlty illegal!" in a smart ass bitchy voice. All I could do was laugh and in a stupid voice say OKAY! Give me a break. Do people have nothing better to do than to get pissed at me for going down the wrong aisle of the parking lot? Sheesh!! So funny too cause everytime I saw her in a certain aisle of the store she would hurry off in another direction... hehehe!!
I would have turded on her car when she wasn't looking. I gotchya back! -------------------------------------------------
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pejman said: luv4thepurple1 said: Tonite I went to the grocery store and was driving through the parking lot. There was hardly anyone else around so i went down an aisle which arrow was pointing in the opposite direction. No big deal! I parked and soon as I opened my door this bitch of a woman walks passed my car and says "slighlty illegal!" in a smart ass bitchy voice. All I could do was laugh and in a stupid voice say OKAY! Give me a break. Do people have nothing better to do than to get pissed at me for going down the wrong aisle of the parking lot? Sheesh!! So funny too cause everytime I saw her in a certain aisle of the store she would hurry off in another direction... hehehe!!
I would have turded on her car when she wasn't looking. I gotchya back! my philosophy exactly Pussycat pussycat I you, yes I do... you and your pussycat nose
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Grocery store parking lots are the worst! Ah well, this woman obviously has no life, laugh at her and let it go. Unless you stalk her and key her car, but that may not be a good thing to do | |
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CarrieLee said: Grocery store parking lots are the worst! Ah well, this woman obviously has no life, laugh at her and let it go. Unless you stalk her and key her car, but that may not be a good thing to do
it might! | |
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CarrieLee said: Grocery store parking lots are the worst! Ah well, this woman obviously has no life, laugh at her and let it go. Unless you stalk her and key her car, but that may not be a good thing to do
keying it can be karmatic... a lil turd is good punishment -------------------------------------------------
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pejman said: CarrieLee said: Grocery store parking lots are the worst! Ah well, this woman obviously has no life, laugh at her and let it go. Unless you stalk her and key her car, but that may not be a good thing to do
keying it can be karmatic... a lil turd is good punishment karma is good | |
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REDFEATHERS said: pejman said: CarrieLee said: Grocery store parking lots are the worst! Ah well, this woman obviously has no life, laugh at her and let it go. Unless you stalk her and key her car, but that may not be a good thing to do
keying it can be karmatic... a lil turd is good punishment karma is good It can be only if you've been good. And I'm a baaad boy. -------------------------------------------------
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pejman said: CarrieLee said: Grocery store parking lots are the worst! Ah well, this woman obviously has no life, laugh at her and let it go. Unless you stalk her and key her car, but that may not be a good thing to do
keying it can be karmatic... a lil turd is good punishment yeah I know, that's why I said it may not be a good idea! Karma always kicked my ass...now it's keeping my ass in line! | |
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CarrieLee said: pejman said: CarrieLee said: Grocery store parking lots are the worst! Ah well, this woman obviously has no life, laugh at her and let it go. Unless you stalk her and key her car, but that may not be a good thing to do
keying it can be karmatic... a lil turd is good punishment yeah I know, that's why I said it may not be a good idea! Karma always kicked my ass...now it's keeping my ass in line! I dunno bout your karma but your thread gave me the green light yesterday to hit the bar ... -------------------------------------------------
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pejman said: I dunno bout your karma but your thread gave me the green light yesterday to hit the bar ... Good! That's what I like to hear! cheers edit [This message was edited Fri May 23 10:45:46 PDT 2003 by CarrieLee] | |
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pejman said: CarrieLee said: pejman said: CarrieLee said: Grocery store parking lots are the worst! Ah well, this woman obviously has no life, laugh at her and let it go. Unless you stalk her and key her car, but that may not be a good thing to do
keying it can be karmatic... a lil turd is good punishment yeah I know, that's why I said it may not be a good idea! Karma always kicked my ass...now it's keeping my ass in line! I dunno bout your karma but your thread gave me the green light yesterday to hit the bar ... i think that's called 'payback' | |
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I would have turded on her car when she wasn't looking. I gotchya back!
Next time I am calling you whenever someone pisses me off again!! He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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