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PrintableINSATIABLE said: Kick his lame ass! Ohmygosh, a few years ago, this b*tch nurse was giving me a throat culture to check for strep, and was scraping me so hard that I was gagging. I yanked her wrist, held onto it, and shouted "OUCH." She just gave me a dirty look. 
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EllisDee said: this will either make you vomit or feel better... :LOL:... i'm taking my chances...
she feels your pain... she just got fixed last week... Oh, precious! What a sweet li'l baby! My cutie's spread herself across my desk, sleepin'... she loves it when I type
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Muse2noPharaoh said: Your only 1/2 the woman you use to be! Heh! I'm kinda like althom, now! A bit of each gender! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Your only 1/2 the woman you use to be! Heh! I'm kinda like althom, now! A bit of each gender!  | |
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althom said: INSATIABLE said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Your only 1/2 the woman you use to be! Heh! I'm kinda like althom, now! A bit of each gender!
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INSATIABLE said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Your only 1/2 the woman you use to be! Heh! I'm kinda like althom, now! A bit of each gender! SCORE 10 | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: INSATIABLE said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Your only 1/2 the woman you use to be! Heh! I'm kinda like althom, now! A bit of each gender! SCORE 10  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said:  ... the worse thing about doctors... before my first stomach surgery, when i was first went in to the emergency room, he asks "where does it hurt"... and i outline the painful area... and he then says, "ok, well let me press down and see where it hurts"... and he presses... "does this hurt?"... "yes, hurts like a bitch"... and so forth and so on... until he's finally diagnosed the pain area... which is the same area that i just outlined to him in a much less painful manner... :eviL:...EWW! Kick his lame ass! Ohmygosh, a few years ago, this b*tch nurse was giving me a throat culture to check for strep, and was scraping me so hard that I was gagging. I yanked her wrist, held onto it, and shouted "OUCH." She just gave me a dirty look.
:LOL:... she probably thought you were going to kick her ass... :LOL:... when i was about 5 or 6, i had gone to the doctor for immunizations... and i hate needles (coming from the man with 6 piercings... :LOL:)... i hate them with a passion... and the doctor promised that it wouldn't hurt... so i went along easily... and the moment i felt pain, i kicked him sqa' in the nuts... he was furious... he just stared at me... and i said plainly, "it hurt"... so they had to bring in two nurses to hold me down while i got the shot...  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: this will either make you vomit or feel better... :LOL:... i'm taking my chances...
she feels your pain... she just got fixed last week... Oh, precious! What a sweet li'l baby! My cutie's spread herself across my desk, sleepin'... she loves it when I type
Your kitten is just adorable, Ellis! same here... this kitten can't get enough of the computers... some nights, instead of coming to bed, she'll sleep on one of the monitors... :LOL:... cats are strange... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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althom said: INSATIABLE said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Your only 1/2 the woman you use to be! Heh! I'm kinda like althom, now! A bit of each gender! can i point and laugh now..?  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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Muse2noPharaoh said: INSATIABLE said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Your only 1/2 the woman you use to be! Heh! I'm kinda like althom, now! A bit of each gender! How dare you say that about my althom  Thanks Muse.  | |
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althom said: Muse2noPharaoh said: INSATIABLE said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Your only 1/2 the woman you use to be! Heh! I'm kinda like althom, now! A bit of each gender! How dare you say that about my althom Thanks Muse. :LOL:... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: :LOL:... she probably thought you were going to kick her ass... :LOL:... when i was about 5 or 6, i had gone to the doctor for immunizations... and i hate needles (coming from the man with 6 piercings... :LOL:)... i hate them with a passion... and the doctor promised that it wouldn't hurt... so i went along easily... and the moment i felt pain, i kicked him sqa' in the nuts... he was furious... he just stared at me... and i said plainly, "it hurt"... so they had to bring in two nurses to hold me down while i got the shot... ... ! YEAH! Even as a wee one you were showin' those fuckers who's boss. Tricks! 
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EllisDee said: althom is a smooth ladies man... he's the sexy private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks... i just hired a private dick 
hope you heal quickly INSATIABLE | |
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INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: :LOL:... she probably thought you were going to kick her ass... :LOL:... when i was about 5 or 6, i had gone to the doctor for immunizations... and i hate needles (coming from the man with 6 piercings... :LOL:)... i hate them with a passion... and the doctor promised that it wouldn't hurt... so i went along easily... and the moment i felt pain, i kicked him sqa' in the nuts... he was furious... he just stared at me... and i said plainly, "it hurt"... so they had to bring in two nurses to hold me down while i got the shot... ... ! YEAH! Even as a wee one you were showin' those fuckers who's boss. Tricks!
as a wee one i was doing much better with showing those fuckers who's boss... maybe a little too well... i put my fist through my bedroom window when i was in kindergarden, because my mom's then-boyfriend pissed me off... ...
i've mellowed out quite a bit since then... and i hope i never have kids like me... never...  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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MrBliss said: EllisDee said: althom is a smooth ladies man... he's the sexy private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks... i just hired a private dick
hope you heal quickly INSATIABLE i believe i need to be investigated...  ... i'm awfully suspicious, ya know... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: same here... this kitten can't get enough of the computers... some nights, instead of coming to bed, she'll sleep on one of the monitors... :LOL:... cats are strange... awww!  When my girl was a kitten, she was the same way. Computer obsession. The monitors are so warm and cozy to lay on... plus, your eyes are on them...
Her fat butt can't do it anymore, plus I've got a flatscreen... Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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MrBliss said: EllisDee said: althom is a smooth ladies man... he's the sexy private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks... i just hired a private dick
hope you heal quickly INSATIABLE wow! Thank you , and thank you!
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INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: same here... this kitten can't get enough of the computers... some nights, instead of coming to bed, she'll sleep on one of the monitors... :LOL:... cats are strange... awww! When my girl was a kitten, she was the same way. Computer obsession. The monitors are so warm and cozy to lay on... plus, your eyes are on them...
Her fat butt can't do it anymore, plus I've got a flatscreen... :LOL:... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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Janet hopes you get well soon too  | |
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yeah... take that, janet... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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Nikster said:
Janet hopes you get well soon too What wrong with her pants...they keep falling off.  | |
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althom said: Nikster said:
Janet hopes you get well soon too What wrong with her pants...they keep falling off. i believe she's trying to offer me something... but i just can't put a finger on it... ... :LOL:... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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Nikster said:
Janet hopes you get well soon too
I have that poster in my room! Damn right it's All For Me! 
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althom said: Nikster said:
Janet hopes you get well soon too What wrong with her pants...they keep falling off. This is a problem?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! | |
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Nikster said: althom said: Nikster said:
Janet hopes you get well soon too What wrong with her pants...they keep falling off. This is a problem?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! I guess not. | |
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Nikster said: althom said: Nikster said:
Janet hopes you get well soon too What wrong with her pants...they keep falling off. This is a problem?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! mmm... just let them fall, sweetie remove that string... untie it with my teeth! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Nikster said: althom said: Nikster said:
Janet hopes you get well soon too What wrong with her pants...they keep falling off. This is a problem?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! mmm... just let them fall, sweetie remove that string... untie it with my teeth!  ... on that note, it's bedtime for me... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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INSATIABLE said: Nikster said:
Janet hopes you get well soon too
I have that poster in my room! Damn right it's All For Me!
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Okay, guys. Thanks for your sympathy, you're the bestests!
Just saying nite nite!  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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