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PrintableMuse2noPharaoh said: EllisDee said: INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: althom said: Are we allowed to kiss your booboo?
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tape it...  
$50.00?
sounds fair... maybe i'll start a collection plate... :HMM: When is the last time you were in a church? 
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INSATIABLE said: Nikster said: 
You gonna be ok??? 
Only of you come feed me soup...
Yeah, I'm fine, other than the friggin ovaries I left in the grass outside...  It's really swollen. I've been trying ice, but as you are undoubtedly aware, it's a bit sensitive around there.  Hmmm..what kind of soup? 
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EllisDee said: althom is a smooth ladies man... he's the sexy private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks... WTF!
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INSATIABLE said: Nikster said:
You gonna be ok???
Only of you come feed me soup...
Yeah, I'm fine, other than the friggin ovaries I left in the grass outside... It's really swollen. I've been trying ice, but as you are undoubtedly aware, it's a bit sensitive around there. Maybe you ahould go to the doctor!  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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EllisDee said: Muse2noPharaoh said: EllisDee said: INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: althom said: Are we allowed to kiss your booboo?
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tape it...
$50.00?
sounds fair... maybe i'll start a collection plate... :HMM: When is the last time you were in a church? probably a lot sooner than you are thinking...
might i add the the lord and i are tight like that...  ...
[This message was edited Wed May 21 23:52:05 PDT 2003 by EllisDee] I got you beat! In the last 8 years I have been twice and both were in the last 10 days! :eeK:  ! | |
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Nikster said: INSATIABLE said: Nikster said:
You gonna be ok???
Only of you come feed me soup...
Yeah, I'm fine, other than the friggin ovaries I left in the grass outside... It's really swollen. I've been trying ice, but as you are undoubtedly aware, it's a bit sensitive around there. Hmmm..what kind of soup?
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INSATIABLE said: Muse2noPharaoh said: EllisDee said: INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: althom said: Are we allowed to kiss your booboo?
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tape it...
$50.00?
sounds fair... maybe i'll start a collection plate... :HMM: When is the last time you were in a church?
Don't forget to hand it over to me when you're all done contributing! but of course... in exchange for the video... ... and everyone's a winner... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: althom is a smooth ladies man... he's the sexy private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks... WTF!
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INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: althom is a smooth ladies man... he's the sexy private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks... WTF!
althom is a bad mutha... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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Sweeny79 said: INSATIABLE said: Nikster said:
You gonna be ok???
Only of you come feed me soup...
Yeah, I'm fine, other than the friggin ovaries I left in the grass outside... It's really swollen. I've been trying ice, but as you are undoubtedly aware, it's a bit sensitive around there. Maybe you ahould go to the doctor! 
"Hi there, ma'am... let's see what we've got here..." Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: EllisDee said: Muse2noPharaoh said: EllisDee said: INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: althom said: Are we allowed to kiss your booboo?
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tape it...
$50.00?
sounds fair... maybe i'll start a collection plate... :HMM: When is the last time you were in a church? probably a lot sooner than you are thinking...
might i add the the lord and i are tight like that... ...
[This message was edited Wed May 21 23:52:05 PDT 2003 by EllisDee] I got you beat! In the last 8 years I have been twice and both were in the last 10 days! :eeK: !ok, so not that soon... but the lord and i are still tight... ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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INSATIABLE said: Nikster said: INSATIABLE said: Nikster said:
You gonna be ok???
Only of you come feed me soup...
Yeah, I'm fine, other than the friggin ovaries I left in the grass outside... It's really swollen. I've been trying ice, but as you are undoubtedly aware, it's a bit sensitive around there. Hmmm..what kind of soup?
What's your specialty? I used to make a mean cream of mushroom | |
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INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: althom is a smooth ladies man... he's the sexy private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks... He is! He'll get my jucies flowing in no time he...he. | |
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INSATIABLE said: Sweeny79 said: INSATIABLE said: Nikster said:
You gonna be ok???
Only of you come feed me soup...
Yeah, I'm fine, other than the friggin ovaries I left in the grass outside... It's really swollen. I've been trying ice, but as you are undoubtedly aware, it's a bit sensitive around there. Maybe you ahould go to the doctor!
"Hi there, ma'am... let's see what we've got here..." can you imagine explaining it to the doctor and the doctor trying to keep a straight face... :LOL:... and of course they'll have to mash down on the bruise to see where it hurts worse...  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: althom is a smooth ladies man... he's the sexy private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks... WTF!
althom is a bad mutha... Yeah, right! Other than the fact that he be hittin switches on bitches like he be fixed with hydrolics. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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| I hope you heal quickly and the pain goes away.
It really does hurt even for a female to be injured in that area. In 6th grade I was kicked there and I dropped immeadiately in pain,but when I got up the boy that kicked me was in some deep pain after I let him have it but good. Lutheran school was awful.  | |
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althom said: INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: althom is a smooth ladies man... he's the sexy private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks... He is! He'll get my jucies flowing in no time he...he. that's what i thought, anyway... you have quite the reputation there, my man... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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INSATIABLE said: Christopher said:  ..
btw you get it on tape? j/k Not that we know of...  anyway sorry to hear it happend tho... painfull just go to arden mall and walk it off | |
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INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: althom is a smooth ladies man... he's the sexy private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks... WTF!
althom is a bad mutha... Yeah, right! Other than the fact that he be hittin switches on bitches like he be fixed with hydrolics. :LOL:... true dat... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: INSATIABLE said: "Hi there, ma'am... let's see what we've got here..." can you imagine explaining it to the doctor and the doctor trying to keep a straight face... :LOL:... Lordy... and of course they'll have to mash down on the bruise to see where it hurts worse...
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EllisDee said: althom said: INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: althom is a smooth ladies man... he's the sexy private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks... He is! He'll get my jucies flowing in no time he...he. that's what i thought, anyway... you have quite the reputation there, my man... Thankyou! | |
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moderatorINSATIABLE said: Sweeny79 said: INSATIABLE said: Nikster said:
You gonna be ok???
Only of you come feed me soup...
Yeah, I'm fine, other than the friggin ovaries I left in the grass outside... It's really swollen. I've been trying ice, but as you are undoubtedly aware, it's a bit sensitive around there. Maybe you ahould go to the doctor!
"Hi there, ma'am... let's see what we've got here..." Well...it might not be a bad idea It's not like ya got a gerbil stuck up in there or anything...ummm...you don't, do you??? | |
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TongueBox said: I hope you heal quickly and the pain goes away.
It really does hurt even for a female to be injured in that area. In 6th grade I was kicked there and I dropped immeadiately in pain,but when I got up the boy that kicked me was in some deep pain after I let him have it but good. Lutheran school was awful. Oh my gosh! Bastards! And thank you... Yeah, I've been "injured" there myself before, it *does* hurt like a mutha. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Nikster said: INSATIABLE said: Sweeny79 said: INSATIABLE said: Nikster said:
You gonna be ok???
Only of you come feed me soup...
Yeah, I'm fine, other than the friggin ovaries I left in the grass outside... It's really swollen. I've been trying ice, but as you are undoubtedly aware, it's a bit sensitive around there. Maybe you ahould go to the doctor!
"Hi there, ma'am... let's see what we've got here..." Well...it might not be a bad idea It's not like ya got a gerbil stuck up in there or anything...ummm...you don't, do you??? 
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matt said: INSATIABLE said: Please hug and kiss me. I hurt.
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INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: INSATIABLE said: "Hi there, ma'am... let's see what we've got here..." can you imagine explaining it to the doctor and the doctor trying to keep a straight face... :LOL:... Lordy... and of course they'll have to mash down on the bruise to see where it hurts worse...
...OH MY GOD! F*ck that! ... the worse thing about doctors... before my first stomach surgery, when i was first went in to the emergency room, he asks "where does it hurt"... and i outline the painful area... and he then says, "ok, well let me press down and see where it hurts"... and he presses... "does this hurt?"... "yes, hurts like a bitch"... and so forth and so on... until he's finally diagnosed the pain area... which is the same area that i just outlined to him in a much less painful manner... :eviL:... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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this will either make you vomit or feel better... :LOL:... i'm taking my chances...
she feels your pain... she just got fixed last week... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: ... the worse thing about doctors... before my first stomach surgery, when i was first went in to the emergency room, he asks "where does it hurt"... and i outline the painful area... and he then says, "ok, well let me press down and see where it hurts"... and he presses... "does this hurt?"... "yes, hurts like a bitch"... and so forth and so on... until he's finally diagnosed the pain area... which is the same area that i just outlined to him in a much less painful manner... :eviL:...EWW! Kick his lame ass! Ohmygosh, a few years ago, this b*tch nurse was giving me a throat culture to check for strep, and was scraping me so hard that I was gagging. I yanked her wrist, held onto it, and shouted "OUCH." She just gave me a dirty look. 
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