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WHEN IS ENOUGH, ENOUGH How many drinks do you have to consume before you are tore-up? for me it would be two wine coolers and then it's lights out.  | |
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Paisley said: How many drinks do you have to consume before you are tore-up? for me it would be two wine coolers and then it's lights out.
Many... many... many... The night is never over for just because I had a couple of drinx...   | |
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Depends on the drinks. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Ya know, lately I just can't get drunk. I don't know what's wrong with me, I guess I've built up a tolerance or something. It sucks because it gets real expensive. | |
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Enough is enough when I stumble to the "john" and start praying to the porcelain god... 
Of course, then I feel much better and order another round. 
Of course, then I feel sick and ralph some more
Then I "blackout" and make a total fool of myself...  
Then I piss and shit in my pants and have puke all over me... all the while, still downing shots of tequila or vodka... 
Then I suffer a massive heart attack and die. 
That'd be enough, right there.  |
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dancing on the bar usually makes me realise its time to go home.(generally after two drinks though...i'm a lightweight)
the worse thing..and its only happened once is when i have no recollection how i got home  
How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH  | |
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one is too many, and a thousand is never enough. ------------------------------------------------
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depends on what it is but usually 2 is enough 4 is too much and 6 will make the room spin. 
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Paisley said: How many drinks do you have to consume before you are tore-up? for me it would be two wine coolers and then it's lights out.
For me it would depend. If it's wine, two bottles If it's beer, one and a half six packs If it's brandy, well, figure it out! But the good part to all this is, I NEVER get morning-after hangovers. (Ha, Ha) They did WHAT??!.... 
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About 2 Diet Pepsis will do it for me... then I am pretty full and don't really need to consume any more. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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on a good day I can consume 15 light   on a bad one I can do maybe 6-7**************************************************
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4 is usually my limit, but sometimes 5. I begin slurring my words after 5. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: 4 is usually my limit, but sometimes 5. I begin slurring my words after 5.
so what happens when we get you up around 9 or 10...   Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: 4 is usually my limit, but sometimes 5. I begin slurring my words after 5.
so what happens when we get you up around 9 or 10... I honestly lose track after that, but luckily that doesn't happen much anymore! Actually, after that would be black-out point and then I have NO CLUE what I'm doing. I could be riding naked on a merry-go-round in front of an entire crowd and would have to recollection of it. God I hope that's never happened.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: 4 is usually my limit, but sometimes 5. I begin slurring my words after 5.
so what happens when we get you up around 9 or 10... I honestly lose track after that, but luckily that doesn't happen much anymore! Actually, after that would be black-out point and then I have NO CLUE what I'm doing. I could be riding naked on a merry-go-round in front of an entire crowd and would have to recollection of it. God I hope that's never happened. so that was you, then..? ... i thought the person on that merry go round looked awfully familiar... :LOL:...
the black-out thing is the worst, though... i've had more of those than i can count... and the thing that i hate about it most is that you can never get a straight answer on what it was that happened... once i got responses as varied as: 1. you were all over me... i couldn't keep you off... 2. you sat in the corner and didn't say shit to anyone... 3. you tried to stab this one dude... 4. you kept talking about women that you'd like to see masturbate... so, i have no idea what the hell really happened...  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: 4 is usually my limit, but sometimes 5. I begin slurring my words after 5.
so what happens when we get you up around 9 or 10... I honestly lose track after that, but luckily that doesn't happen much anymore! Actually, after that would be black-out point and then I have NO CLUE what I'm doing. I could be riding naked on a merry-go-round in front of an entire crowd and would have to recollection of it. God I hope that's never happened. so that was you, then..? ... i thought the person on that merry go round looked awfully familiar... :LOL:...
the black-out thing is the worst, though... i've had more of those than i can count... and the thing that i hate about it most is that you can never get a straight answer on what it was that happened... once i got responses as varied as: 1. you were all over me... i couldn't keep you off... 2. you sat in the corner and didn't say shit to anyone... 3. you tried to stab this one dude... 4. you kept talking about women that you'd like to see masturbate... so, i have no idea what the hell really happened... I think all of the above really happened.
I should know because #1 applies to me. I was the one who said that. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: 4 is usually my limit, but sometimes 5. I begin slurring my words after 5.
so what happens when we get you up around 9 or 10... I honestly lose track after that, but luckily that doesn't happen much anymore! Actually, after that would be black-out point and then I have NO CLUE what I'm doing. I could be riding naked on a merry-go-round in front of an entire crowd and would have to recollection of it. God I hope that's never happened. so that was you, then..? ... i thought the person on that merry go round looked awfully familiar... :LOL:...
the black-out thing is the worst, though... i've had more of those than i can count... and the thing that i hate about it most is that you can never get a straight answer on what it was that happened... once i got responses as varied as: 1. you were all over me... i couldn't keep you off... 2. you sat in the corner and didn't say shit to anyone... 3. you tried to stab this one dude... 4. you kept talking about women that you'd like to see masturbate... so, i have no idea what the hell really happened... I think all of the above really happened.
I should know because #1 applies to me. I was the one who said that. well, if number 2 happened, then none of the others would have happened... but i guess, as far as the rest of them go ...
for the record, did number 4 apply to you, too... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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Paisley said: How many drinks do you have to consume before you are tore-up? for me it would be two wine coolers and then it's lights out.
Lightweight. This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: 4 is usually my limit, but sometimes 5. I begin slurring my words after 5.
so what happens when we get you up around 9 or 10... I honestly lose track after that, but luckily that doesn't happen much anymore! Actually, after that would be black-out point and then I have NO CLUE what I'm doing. I could be riding naked on a merry-go-round in front of an entire crowd and would have to recollection of it. God I hope that's never happened. so that was you, then..? ... i thought the person on that merry go round looked awfully familiar... :LOL:...
the black-out thing is the worst, though... i've had more of those than i can count... and the thing that i hate about it most is that you can never get a straight answer on what it was that happened... once i got responses as varied as: 1. you were all over me... i couldn't keep you off... 2. you sat in the corner and didn't say shit to anyone... 3. you tried to stab this one dude... 4. you kept talking about women that you'd like to see masturbate... so, i have no idea what the hell really happened... I think all of the above really happened.
I should know because #1 applies to me. I was the one who said that. well, if number 2 happened, then none of the others would have happened... but i guess, as far as the rest of them go ...
for the record, did number 4 apply to you, too... Oh yeah. You SAW #4 but too bad you can't remember it. It was mind-blowing. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: 4 is usually my limit, but sometimes 5. I begin slurring my words after 5.
so what happens when we get you up around 9 or 10... I honestly lose track after that, but luckily that doesn't happen much anymore! Actually, after that would be black-out point and then I have NO CLUE what I'm doing. I could be riding naked on a merry-go-round in front of an entire crowd and would have to recollection of it. God I hope that's never happened. so that was you, then..? ... i thought the person on that merry go round looked awfully familiar... :LOL:...
the black-out thing is the worst, though... i've had more of those than i can count... and the thing that i hate about it most is that you can never get a straight answer on what it was that happened... once i got responses as varied as: 1. you were all over me... i couldn't keep you off... 2. you sat in the corner and didn't say shit to anyone... 3. you tried to stab this one dude... 4. you kept talking about women that you'd like to see masturbate... so, i have no idea what the hell really happened... I think all of the above really happened.
I should know because #1 applies to me. I was the one who said that. well, if number 2 happened, then none of the others would have happened... but i guess, as far as the rest of them go ...
for the record, did number 4 apply to you, too... Oh yeah. You SAW #4 but too bad you can't remember it. It was mind-blowing. did anyone get pictures for me... ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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i've never been drunk so i can't say. after two drinks, i'll get buzzed but i never have more than one or two drinks anyway. | |
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4 pack of Smirnoff Ice...and i'm done!!!
 you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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6 beers and I'm anyones. | |
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althom said: 6 beers and I'm anyones.
even Baby raes? | |
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Christopher said: althom said: 6 beers and I'm anyones.
even Baby raes? Yeah sure...why not! | |
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