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PrintableTheGillman said: and most of the human characters acted more like machines than the programs did.
I think you missed the point of the movie. And all 3 were written at the same time, so it's not like they just decided to toss out a sequel. Chili Sauce. | |
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dagodfather said: but i am still ... so confused with the kirsten dunst as mary jane ... sheesh ... ugh ... what were they thinkin ... they were thinking that clips of her hard, wet nips in on tv would fill theaters... they were right
yummy [This message was edited Sat May 24 2:24:25 PDT 2003 by suomynona] | |
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It looks like some people have some weakass criticisms of my "review" on http://www.okayplayer.com...12556.html. Including humor in a review apparently makes it "invalid," huh? Let's not start taking ourselves too seriously, people. This wasn't some official fucking review; it's just me going off on a bulletin board. There's no validation, certification, or accreditation process here.
Since when does (allegedly) having a bunch of poorly conveyed philosophy in movie make it a good film??? It might make for a good script, but it sure as fuck doesn't guarantee good results. "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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Interestingly, although I agree with almost all of the points that my esteemed colleagued KingSausage wrote above... I still quite enjoyed the movie.
I guess my expectations were quite low. I just wanted more "Matrix". That's what I got, pretty much... some cool kung-fu bits, some cheesy patchy sci-fi nonsense plot, and lots of skintight PVC. It's great fun! I must say though - the videogame sucks donkey balls. | |
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 !!!...I haven't seen the movie, not even sure if I will...but this review was abso-stinkin-lutely hilarious!!!... 
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ian said: Interestingly, although I agree with almost all of the points that my esteemed colleagued KingSausage wrote above... I still quite enjoyed the movie.
I guess my expectations were quite low. I just wanted more "Matrix". That's what I got, pretty much... some cool kung-fu bits, some cheesy patchy sci-fi nonsense plot, and lots of skintight PVC. It's great fun! I must say though - the videogame sucks donkey balls. This shit WAS a video game!!!  "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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wellbeyond said: !!!...I haven't seen the movie, not even sure if I will...but this review was abso-stinkin-lutely hilarious!!!...
KS Thank you. "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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KingSausage said: The ridiculous Philosophy 101 approach that treated the audience like a bunch of fucking boobs.
Remember though that the mainstream American audience IS a bunch of fucking boobs. These are the reason "The Madness of King George III" was renamed in the US because Americans would think they missed parts I and II
Yeah the Matrix is a mess. But it's a cool-looking mess. Sometimes that's good enough. In the case of the Matrix, it was good enough for my £4.50 cinema ticket, but I won't be buying the DVD or changing my name legally to "Neo" or anything... | |
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KingSausage said: ian said: Interestingly, although I agree with almost all of the points that my esteemed colleagued KingSausage wrote above... I still quite enjoyed the movie.
I guess my expectations were quite low. I just wanted more "Matrix". That's what I got, pretty much... some cool kung-fu bits, some cheesy patchy sci-fi nonsense plot, and lots of skintight PVC. It's great fun! I must say though - the videogame sucks donkey balls. This shit WAS a video game!!! Hey don't knock videogames, the medium is evolving at a crazy rate! I liked the videogamey nature of it... the combat sequence against all the hundreds of Agent Smiths was fucking cool. | |
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ian said: Remember though that the mainstream American audience IS a bunch of fucking boobs.
Preach the truth! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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KS you should submit your review to the IMDB website | |
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This movie was nothing but a series of special effects and fight scenes that served absolutely no purpose other than to be eye candy to the audience. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
Al Pacino- Scarface | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: This movie was nothing but a series of special effects and fight scenes that served absolutely no purpose other than to be eye candy to the audience.
Yup. Cool wasn't it!?  | |
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Actually it wasn't. Everything was so overdone, it became boring. Everytime a confrontation occurred, I was like, oh boy here it comes. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
Al Pacino- Scarface | |
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The movie was one big fight/action scene. | |
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