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best "kiss off " line? what's a good line to tell a lover (well now former) to go fuck off besides "go fuck off"- Let the rain come down...17 days.... | |
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purplegypsy said: what's a good line to tell a lover (well now former) to go fuck off besides "go fuck off"-
"I think u're cute but u're not my wife"  so go crawl back in the hole that u came from &  **************************************************
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I've been thinking about the future, and your not in it. NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: I've been thinking about the future, and your not in it.
good one Camille. roflmao **************************************************
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don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out...  .. Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
Candy Dulfer is my boo...  | |
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It's not me, it's U. NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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'Let me shove some dynamite up Ur *^%"$"" cuz its the only bang Ur gonna get from me' | |
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CAMILLE4U said: It's not me, it's U.
 .. love it | |
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I've found "...and your Mother is better in bed!" always gets a response. |
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CAMILLE4U said: I've been thinking about the future, and your not in it.
oh thats tough  JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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EllisDee said: don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out...
..JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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JDINTERACTIVE said: 'Let me shove some dynamite up Ur *^%"$"" cuz its the only bang Ur gonna get from me'
 
Damn now i know why u gave me the evil eye... JD is always watching :I:JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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JaneyPoos said: JDINTERACTIVE said: 'Let me shove some dynamite up Ur *^%"$"" cuz its the only bang Ur gonna get from me'
Damn now i know why u gave me the evil eye... JD is always watching :I: Janey! | |
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gender specific..
if you're a guy... "sorry i just can't get it up around you anymore. Can I call you a cab?" if you're a girl..."that's it? didn't feel a thing."  you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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CAMILLE4U said: It's not me, it's U.
i've always used, "it's not you, it's her"... :LOL:... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
Candy Dulfer is my boo... | |
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i go with
your too pretty for me | |
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mcmeekle said: I've found "...and your Mother is better in bed!" always gets a response.
you know what's funny? you couldn't have found a more suitable line in this case! the man at hand has a lesbian mother! wouldn't it be funny if purplegypsy told him that his mother was better in bed!!!
naynay...i think you've found your "kiss off" line! | |
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EllisDee said: CAMILLE4U said: It's not me, it's U.
i've always used, "it's not you, it's her"... :LOL:... 
How about "It's not U, it's me. I don't like you" NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: EllisDee said: CAMILLE4U said: It's not me, it's U.
i've always used, "it's not you, it's her"... :LOL:...
How about "It's not U, it's me. I don't like you" :LOL:... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
Candy Dulfer is my boo... | |
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"Uh-oh... My wisdom & self-respect just kicked in. Scram." | |
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"you're gonna miss your train"
"what train..? i don't have any train tickets" "here they are... now hurry... i paid good money for those damn tickets"... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: "you're gonna miss your train"
"what train..? i don't have any train tickets" "here they are... now hurry... i paid good money for those damn tickets"... JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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Mess up your house,...I mean,..really turn it into a DUMP!!! and then invite your partner over. When he/she walks in, look really proud and say: "Welcome to my world baby"
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lillith said: gender specific..
if you're a guy... "sorry i just can't get it up around you anymore. Can I call you a cab?" if you're a girl..."that's it? didn't feel a thing." The last one was not sensitive...
Still good | |
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the last girlfriend...
"if you want me to use you, I'm in. I'd rather not but I'll never marry you, so you should move on" true story | |
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Slave2daGroove said: the last girlfriend...
"if you want me to use you, I'm in. I'd rather not but I'll never marry you, so you should move on" true story Wow That's cold...but honest. [This message was edited Thu May 22 9:15:34 PDT 2003 by Sweeny79] In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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billyjackbitch said: Mess up your house,...I mean,..really turn it into a DUMP!!! and then invite your partner over. When he/she walks in, look really proud and say: "Welcome to my world baby"
I'd do the same thing only instead of saying "Welcome to my world baby" I'd say "The broom is in the cupboard, get to it" then I'd fall alseep. NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: billyjackbitch said: Mess up your house,...I mean,..really turn it into a DUMP!!! and then invite your partner over. When he/she walks in, look really proud and say: "Welcome to my world baby"
I'd do the same thing only instead of saying "Welcome to my world baby" I'd say "The broom is in the cupboard, get to it" then I'd fall alseep. LOL!!!
Yeah, that should do it | |
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My housemate is trying to convince me to call up this guy and tell him "Hi sweetie - welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you."
Okay, so she stole it from The Simpsons, but whatever! It's funny! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Sharks need to keep swiming to stay alive.
i think our relationship is a dying shark. WHAT IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW? THERE WASN'T ONE TODAY! | |
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