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Thread started 05/20/03 8:58pm

Paisley

A REAL WOMAN

A real woman will stand by her man no matter what.

A real woman will not have fake boobs.

A real woman has a heart of gold.

A real woman will not question her man when he goes out with his partners.

A real woman will get up at the crack of dawn to cook her man breakfst.


These are a few of my opinons feel free to add your own.
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Reply #1 posted 05/20/03 9:16pm

EllisDee

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Paisley said:

A real woman will not have fake boobs.



:LOL:... this is my favorite one...


a real woman must have real titties... :LOL:...
[This message was edited Tue May 20 21:19:17 PDT 2003 by EllisDee]
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Reply #2 posted 05/20/03 9:21pm

Paisley

EllisDee said:

Paisley said:

A real woman will not have fake boobs.



:LOL:... this is my favorite one...


a real woman must have real titties... :LOL:...
[This message was edited Tue May 20 21:19:17 PDT 2003 by EllisDee]

That's right, a woman should be happy with the titties she has, no man wants to bite into plastic he might chip a damn tooth.
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Reply #3 posted 05/20/03 9:23pm

Janfriend

Paisley said:

A real woman will stand by her man no matter what.you forgot to add. . .when he beats you too

A real woman will not have fake boobs. you forgot to add. . .even when they're saggy and pointing down with no tissue left or when they're just mosquito bits

A real woman has a heart of gold.you forgot to add. . .which will require her to lack real emotion

A real woman will not question her man when he goes out with his partners. you forgot to add. . .even when he's fucking one of them

A real woman will get up at the crack of dawn to cook her man breakfst. you forgot to add. . .and mix it with elements from her crack along with some arsenic


These are a few of my opinons feel free to add your own.


those were mine
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Reply #4 posted 05/20/03 9:23pm

EllisDee

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Paisley said:

EllisDee said:

Paisley said:

A real woman will not have fake boobs.



:LOL:... this is my favorite one...


a real woman must have real titties... :LOL:...
[This message was edited Tue May 20 21:19:17 PDT 2003 by EllisDee]

That's right, a woman should be happy with the titties she has, no man wants to bite into plastic he might chip a damn tooth.



nod... give me real and small over large and fake anyday...

i like to know my woman is real through and through... biggrin
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Reply #5 posted 05/20/03 9:36pm

ufoclub

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i'll take two please!

Paisley said:

A real woman will stand by her man no matter what.

A real woman will not have fake boobs.

A real woman has a heart of gold.

A real woman will not question her man when he goes out with his partners.

A real woman will get up at the crack of dawn to cook her man breakfst.


These are a few of my opinons feel free to add your own.
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Reply #6 posted 05/20/03 9:42pm

DigitalLisa

A real woman ain't afraid 2 let her man know how she feels

A real woman ain't afriad 2 show what she got in the bed room

A real woman don't get jealous of other women who's prettier then she

A real woman don't need 2 use a man 4 his money

A real woman can take care of herself and her basic needs

A real woman ain't afraid to step up to his ass and let him know you ain't the one

A real woman can take her wedgy out like a pro with out anybody noticing

And at last but not least

A real woman ain't afraid 2 admit she's a bitch when she's feeling bitchy lol
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Reply #7 posted 05/20/03 9:45pm

DigitalLisa

I can see it now... "honey don't phuck wit me 2day I'm just a evil bitch right now" smile
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Reply #8 posted 05/20/03 9:48pm

MrBliss

Janfriend said:

A real woman will not question her man when he goes out with his partners. you forgot to add. . .even when he's fucking one of them




lol
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Reply #9 posted 05/20/03 9:50pm

Paisley

A real woman will tell a man when it's that time of the month, which explains her moodiness.
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Reply #10 posted 05/20/03 9:53pm

Paisley

MrBliss said:

Janfriend said:

A real woman will not question her man when he goes out with his partners. you forgot to add. . .even when he's fucking one of them




lol

Yeah bliss I would expect something like that from you. rolleyes
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Reply #11 posted 05/20/03 9:57pm

Martha

A real woman doesn't feel the need to dictate to the world what a real woman should be...she simply is.

Real boobs or fake...it ain't none o' yo' bizzness.

Worry about your own.

We are ALL real women.
Live Simply, that others may simply live...
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Reply #12 posted 05/20/03 10:00pm

Paisley

Martha said:

A real woman doesn't feel the need to dictate to the world what a real woman should be...she simply is.

Real boobs or fake...it ain't none o' yo' bizzness.

Worry about your own.

We are ALL real women.

Well I'm sorry if I struck a nerve, respect my opinion and I'll respect yours.
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Reply #13 posted 05/20/03 10:06pm

DigitalLisa

Martha said:

A real woman doesn't feel the need to dictate to the world what a real woman should be...she simply is.

Real boobs or fake...it ain't none o' yo' bizzness.

Worry about your own.

We are ALL real women.

nod
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Reply #14 posted 05/20/03 10:08pm

Paisley

DigitalLisa said:

Martha said:

A real woman doesn't feel the need to dictate to the world what a real woman should be...she simply is.

Real boobs or fake...it ain't none o' yo' bizzness.

Worry about your own.

We are ALL real women.

nod

Why you nodding your head? mad
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Reply #15 posted 05/20/03 10:09pm

MrBliss

Paisley said:

MrBliss said:

Janfriend said:

A real woman will not question her man when he goes out with his partners. you forgot to add. . .even when he's fucking one of them




lol

Yeah bliss I would expect something like that from you. rolleyes



i'm just laughin'... i didn't write it
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Reply #16 posted 05/20/03 10:12pm

theC

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EllisDee said:

Paisley said:

A real woman will not have fake boobs.



:LOL:... this is my favorite one...


a real woman must have real titties... :LOL:...
[This message was edited Tue May 20 21:19:17 PDT 2003 by EllisDee]


That would qualify as fake. What did Alexander used to say?
you had brown eyes but now they're blue, those false eyelashes that you're wearing too. Your hair was long but now it's short and you say "i got it cut" but i don't see no hair on the floor. If women could be conterfeit, then you would be it. You're a FAKE!
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Reply #17 posted 05/20/03 10:19pm

EllisDee

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theC said:

EllisDee said:

Paisley said:

A real woman will not have fake boobs.



:LOL:... this is my favorite one...


a real woman must have real titties... :LOL:...
[This message was edited Tue May 20 21:19:17 PDT 2003 by EllisDee]


That would qualify as fake. What did Alexander used to say?
you had brown eyes but now they're blue, those false eyelashes that you're wearing too. Your hair was long but now it's short and you say "i got it cut" but i don't see no hair on the floor. If women could be conterfeit, then you would be it. You're a FAKE!



:LOL:...
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