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IF YOU WERE A SMURF? Would you fuck smurfette? ........................................................................
even though they say your paranoid ... 
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No. Too annoying. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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all she ever did was cry  JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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JaneyPoos said: all she ever did was cry
oh and i've no interest in girls in that way... JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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JaneyPoos said: JaneyPoos said: all she ever did was cry
oh and i've no interest in girls in that way... and she didnt exist... JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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JaneyPoos said: JaneyPoos said: all she ever did was cry
oh and i've no interest in girls in that way... But you do in smurfs? 
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When 2 Smurfs R In Love | |
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I already phuced that lil hoe... nuttin to write home about. -------------------------------------------------
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 He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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I am goin for Hefty Smurf!!
 He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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Nah but I'd bottom for Papa Smurf
Much love  Pochacco | |
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Pochacco said: Nah but I'd bottom for Papa Smurf
Much love Pochacco -------------------------------------------------
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maybecabdriver said: Would you fuck smurfette?
I was a smurf (I was one of the actors dubbing The Smurfs to Hebrew) and fucking Smurfette would mean sleeping with my boss's wife 
So my answer is simple - NO! | |
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2the9s said: JaneyPoos said: JaneyPoos said: all she ever did was cry
oh and i've no interest in girls in that way... But you do in smurfs?
Nah, they all were the same 'cept papa smurf and that was only cos he had a mega beard... bo papa!
(and no i didnt fancy papa smurf either) JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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Do smurfs have blue genitilia? Do they have anything down there? -------------------------------------------------
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pejman said: Do smurfs have blue genitilia? Do they have anything down there?
The have nothing down there. The stork brings new smurf babies. | |
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if i was a smurf, i'd fuck angelina jolie | |
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MrBliss said: if i was a smurf, i'd fuck angelina jolie
Only if you were a smurf? | |
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nah...i always had a thing for Handy Smurf...i dunno...maybe it was just the name!!
 you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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Heavenly said: MrBliss said: if i was a smurf, i'd fuck angelina jolie
Only if you were a smurf? no...  | |
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I wouldn't get a chance to fuck Smurfette. All the male Smurfs would be killing each other for the chance to fuck her, and I guarantee you that Hefty would be the lucky chap, because he's the strongest. It's simple Darwinism... | |
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lillith said: nah...i always had a thing for Handy Smurf...i dunno...maybe it was just the name!!
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First of all...Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette, Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village...but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her...
As for the whole gang-bang scenario...it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual...they don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants...That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf...what's the point of living...if you don't have a dick? | |
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I'ld be gargamel. He the bomb.
"I HAAATE smurfs!"  | |
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Or Azrael.
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wellbeyond said: ...what's the point of living...if you don't have a dick?
Yes women, can you answer this question? [This message was edited Wed May 21 0:51:58 PDT 2003 by Heavenly] | |
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Two smurf threads in two days and not even a pic of all their daddys,check the other thread if you can't figure it out. ........................................................................
even though they say your paranoid ...
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