Someone sent me this... I thought it was cute... so here it is:

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Bartenders Psychology:



Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!


Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.


The results:


Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.



Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.



Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her.. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..



Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.



Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.



Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however,
be careful not to make her mad!



Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.







THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:



Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.



Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.



Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.



Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.



Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.



White Zinfandel: He's gay

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Where would margaritas fall in that.. Mixed drinks or just tequila??

silkyspread said:

Blended

I used to be a wine type, now I am mixed drink type.

I drink wine mostly at home though.

June7 said:

No i like mine on the rocks with salt.. Not frozen.. then yes those i can see as blended drinks

silkyspread said:

Hmmm, then I guess it'd be mixed.

A wine cooler girl right here and what it says about my personality is pretty true, I like to giggle alot. :LOL:

I rock out with a Diet Pepsi.

IceNine said:

Do you like it on the rocks? :LOL:

Diet Pepsi too!
What does that say about my personality?

only on new years eve. what does hennesey fall under?

Sprite?

I don't see methylated spirit anywhere on your list.

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[This message was edited Tue May 20 12:19:34 PDT 2003 by xenon]

Then I'm done!

I always drink tequila with lemmon.





Peace.
J.-

June7 said:

Hey, I like the taste.



Only had it once.

I ilke beer and wine mixed in a blender.

What's so wrong with that?

juliana319 said:

easy huh?

Rum and coke!

Well since I drink the following

Beer

Jagger shots

and absolute with cranberry juice

I guess that would make me the girl who is down to earth yes more refined and high maintenance who likes to hang with boy pals and be naked. Yet I know exactly what I want...I may be an easy hit in the joint, but you will not have to approach me, I will beat your ass in a game of pool or darts anyday, and if I am interested I will send a drink your way ( ). However do not make me mad.


Yup that about sums it up

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

matt said:

HAD WHICH ONCE?

POOK said:

White Zinfandel.

matt said:

OH!