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Smoke Alarms Kill Fuck that bullshit that smoke alarms save lives, mine is so mf sensitive it starts beeping if I just been to a smoky bar and sneeze when I come home! Not only do I have to run around the house like a blue arsed fly trying to find something sturdy enough to stand on, to shut it the fuck up (even though I got no intructions and just gotta whack it a few times with my fist) the beeping is enough to give anyone a heart attack...even mf Stonehenge!
as Shakespeare would say "Oh, Woe is Me" I need Is it safe to be safe, or is it more dangerous to take precautions? Fuck! even the Org will be the death of me if I can't post this topic!!! : | |
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I'm thinking of buying a T-shirt that says;
I'd rather burn than buy a smoke alarm I think they might catch on. | |
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I have one of those ultra sensitive smoke alarms ...
it was annoying as hell... damn thing went off if I made my toast to dark!! I just took the freaking batteries out... I'll take my chances!! . life Sexy u all | |
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Haystack said: I'm thinking of buying a T-shirt that says;
I'd rather burn than buy a smoke alarm I think they might catch on. Buy two of those mf's Haystack, I will send you a cheque or pay you in beer, or pasta necklaces...I daren't even in my apartment in case it gives me a heart attack! | |
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Aannastesia said: I have one of those ultra sensitive smoke alarms ...
it was annoying as hell... damn thing went off if I made my toast to dark!! I just took the freaking batteries out... I'll take my chances!! . I think I just gotta live dangerously and take your advice. btw. can I sue you if I die? | |
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