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Funny P0RN story This guy at work got married about a year ago.
Before this, he was known to be a real smut hound. He was rumored to have travelled 2 states away just because he heard of a HUGE 24 hr. wank shop. 
His new wife didn't want any part of his PORN in the house...so he had to get rid of it ALL. (pussywhipped) 
HIM: "Hey, U want some porn, can't have it in the house anymore?" ME: "Sure" HIM: "ok, I've got 2 BIG GARBAGE BAGS full" ME: "wait a minute, i'm married too, i can't come home with 2 bags full of porn...eh, no thanks." 
THAT was a year ago... Today, he told another co-worker that he was going thru his basement and found an old magazine. He offered it to him. The co-worker agreed. This guy brings in this Mag, in a NEW brown paper bag, dated JULY 2003!
Apparently, he got the CRAVE to hit up a smut shop, bought the mag...BUT COULDN'T TAKE IT HOME!!! What a LAME-ASS!!! To make up the story, and to get busted!! 
How many ORG ladies would request this from your man? Guys, would U put up with the NO PORN request? I say, HELL NO, it was here before U, and it may OUTLAST U too! Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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That's why I'll never marry. | |
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my girlfriend doesn't mind me having the occasional peek | |
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Heavenly said: That's why I'll never marry.
It's a control issue...she won...  Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Hell no porn is fun!I try 2 get my man 2 watch it with me all the time!He thinks it's funny. "enough with the porn already!" he says. He's embaressed about it I think. He's a prude. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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A coworker gave me his duffle bag of porn dvds... it sits in a corner of my room after I scanned through them one day... i did sample some audio off of one for a scene in a movie where someone is supposed to be watching porn on their tv...
I know a few girls who actually like to watch porn with their boyfriends... (these days they make the women AND men look like eyecandy) and one of my friends watched it with his wife... one time i was even there and he put some on... I think porn is bad because it makes people crave sex that has no dimensions beyond that which is on a video, and that is impossible in real life. Real sex has a before and after and smell and environment and a workout and touch and razorbumps, and many other things that can make it so much more complicated than porn... My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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My porn and my wife get along just fine, thanks... as long as they don't run into eachother. 
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moderatorI would not mind if the person I was with was into that stuff...as long as they weren't too obsessive about it or anything. | |
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