i got in my email a day ago i thought it was gross as all hell!

Do you LICK your envelopes ???


This is a true story reported on CNN
If you lick your envelopes...You won't anymore!!!
A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she
licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge.
That very day, the lady cut her tongue on the envelope. A week later,
she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue.
She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was
not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to
swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could
not eat.
She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The
doctor took an x-ray of her tongue, and noticed a lump.
He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue
open, a live roach crawled out. There were roach eggs on the seal of
the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because
of her saliva. It was warm and moist.

Ok Christopher

EWWW WWW WWW !!!

That's just nasty but I bet it's one of those urban legend things like the gross tuna fish in the woman's pussy/maggots one.

minneapolisgenius said:

Ok ewww www w ww !!!


You are both so fired!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Once a girl I really liked sent me a Christmas card and because we wern't going out I used to lick the glue part of the enverlope because I knew she already licked it. It was the nearest I could get to kissing her at the time.
[This message was edited Sun May 18 13:29:56 PDT 2003 by CAMILLE4U]

no whats funny(or not funny) is that i got this and i had sent off some cards for mothers day in the mail

CAMILLE4U said:

Muse2noPharaoh said:

CAMILLE4U said:

Now that's just gross!

minneapolisgenius said:

Well, I never said I was proud.

Why do I keep looking at this thread!

CAMILLE4U said:

I can't believe you just admitted that on LIVE tv like you did!

minneapolisgenius said:

Yeah, and you locked it in for safe keeping!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Actually I still have the card. After a while I asked her out so she was my first steady girlfriend, so I kept everything she gave me. I miss her sometimes. She'll never know but she really boosted my Coulrophilia. I'm going to go and get the enverlope and have a lick.

CAMILLE4U said:

Aawww, you sound sweet. After this story and the one about the strip Mousetrap, you don't seem like the type to go into the porn business.
[This message was edited Sun May 18 13:44:52 PDT 2003 by minneapolisgenius]

minneapolisgenius said:

Thats sweet of you (It was the same girl btw) The porn is just something I want to experiment in for a while, I don't wish to take it up full time or get involve in any sex. Also I'm hoping that it will get me in the circles with people who are into the stuff I'm into (If you see what I mean)

CAMILLE4U said:

whats you into ?

WAM http://www.umd.net

Christopher said:

Ewww, OMFG -- that is the grossest thing I have ever heard! Yuck!

Oh man that is NOT my thing! Getting messy freaks me out.

Although, I've always wanted to mud wrestle and do the full body liquid latex thing.

But anything involving messy food things,

CAMILLE4U said:

lol you and your fetishes are alright... with me


one time i was watching real sex on hbo and they had a segment of people who do this sort of thing it looks like they had fun... i mean minus the food they sat on i didnt find the girl sitting on the pie sexy

I heard this before and forgot. Licked a ton of letters since then. Thanks for making me feel sick again.

Christopher said:

Nice. Thanks.
[This message was edited Sun May 18 14:01:51 PDT 2003 by CAMILLE4U]

Another story (this is true, it really happened to me): It was summer and I took some blueberries to work to eat with my lunch. The blueberries had been in the refrigerator for several days, but they did not seem to be spoiled yet, so I thought they were okay to eat.

At lunch, I opened up the container of blueberries, took my spoon, and started to eat them. I happened to glance down at my spoon, and there were live maggots crawling around in the blueberries.

The people at work were cracking up laughing at me, they thought it was funny. They said, "Well, at least you're getting your protein!"

Looking back I can laugh at it now, but but took me a long time before I would ever eat blueberries again. Now when I do eat them, I find myself cutting them open to make sure there are no worms inside. It was disgusting and gross to find worms in my blueberries. Yick!

psychodelicide said:

thats lovely and all

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roflmoa! I agree! Made my stomach turn, I felt like barfing - lol!!

SuperC said:

i know C i sent off some mothersday cards then got this soon after i felt ill

a woman who used 2 work in my office told me a story similar 2 that one up there...

I like it when they taste minty.