I was wondering how long it takes u normal guys to get a new girl u meet to sleep with u?

with me usually 3 days at the most for someone as handsome and fine as me who just happened to graduate from the UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN!

Once a woman see my fine car and how much
much money i throw around and don't miss they can't resist me...

then the women I sleep with tell their frinds how great i am in bed and before long they throw the pussy at me like joe montana!

MIND u I am not a whore
cuz i dont do threesomes just one woman at a time...i do have morals which is another enduring quality to women

SO FOR ALL U MEN WHO DON'T LOOK LIKE ME,CAN'T SCREW LIKE ME,
AND NOT EXTRA INTELLIGENT AND RICH LIKE ME,HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE U MORTALS TO GET SOME FROM A FINE WOMAN?

NOT MONSTERS AND UGMOES! I MEAN FINE PRETTY WOMEN?

Hmmm...with my last gf it happened the first night she was at my place. I didn't plan it that way...but appearantly she did

thechronic, it sounds like you are definitely still a virgin

REDFEATHERS said:

LOL yep...animals and relatives don't count

Nikster said:

Paisley said:

"they throw the pussy at me like joe montana!"-No,no,no you are confused. They throw pussy cats at you in hopes that they will claw your eyes out.

TongueBox said:

WOMEN fine me more desireable than perfume and shoes...

i know they tell me so all the time

thechronic said:

...and then you wake up?

REDFEATHERS said:

!!!

Supernova said:

no i have sex often cuz i have to keep so many women
pleased to make sure they don't commit suicide if they don't have my penis

thechronic said:

From what I heard they commit suicide if they DO have your penis!!!

REDFEATHERS said:

so how long does it take for u to get a woman?

thechronic said:

Why do women FINE you is that cos you are so bad in bed you don't know what to do?

smoo said:

you from europe so your opinion doesn't matter...

yall just wanna be americans!

Why did I even click on this thread...

thechronic said:

"Get" a woman???

A 'fine' woman would not sleep with ya until she was right you are not just chatting her up to sleep with her.

Guess you do not make the grade and the women you sleep with are ***.
Or stupid.

About 19 years.

thechronic said:

Oh yes Chronic(dose of clap?) I so wanna be an American, I lie awake at night hoping to become a Yank so I can lose my knowledge of the outside world, become obese and generally think I am the best thing in the world when in reality I would be illiterate and inbred

You're disgusting.. I would never go out with a man like you.. If you just actually could seduce someone who isn't already as horny as you and would go out with anybody just to : 69:! I don't think so.. Have you ever loved a girl? If someone is a born seducer he don't look at his watch to know how long it has taken him to "make her hot"! You really ought to respect girls, you know.. I'm quite you know but I have not only a body.. but can ya figure it?? I belong to an intelligent species too!! It is called the human race.. I'm sure you ain't so dumb you haven't heard of it yet! I've got a 15,26 / 20 on average at my High school exam... I know 5 languages.. So you're not right to count me and my fellows.. You're playing with feelings and that's ugly. It won't help you make your way to find a nice and loving partner. Hope you'll change your mind!

thechronic said:

THREE DAYS?? That's truly sad.

Turn in you Pimp Player card and get back on the (little yellow) bus - you're a sad disgrace. The time period should be hours, not days.



Three days . . . .
[This message was edited Wed May 14 4:11:57 PDT 2003 by MKevon]

thechronic said:

about 8" usually does the trick

sinaplenty said:

Just 8"s?
Them girls are not what they used to be.

gooeythehamster said:

well, i really don't have much competition in central scotland.

the alcohol makes their dick go in, and the fried food makes their body go out...not a good combination

thechronic said:[quote]

TongueBox said:

WOMEN fine me more desireable than perfume and shoes...

i know they tell me so all the time

Did you mean find? I'm :confused:

welcome back, (t)rick.

Hold on lemme roll over and ask her...

thechronic said:

just tell them you're gay. they suddenly get this uncontrollable urge to try and "convert" you. If you're 'straight" acting, and openly gay, around a bunch of women, you're dead meat.
[This message was edited Wed May 14 6:59:05 PDT 2003 by Tom]

THE QUICKEST?about an hour..usually though just a night 2 be honest.3 days ???ahem