I am an impotent fat 50 year old man, with a 2 inch dick and a 12 inch wife

I have said it...so apologies to anyone who thought otherwise, that is not me in my avatar.

i knew it!,




tosses freaky sexualated letter he was going to send red out!..

Christopher said:

Sorry!!!

REDFEATHERS said:

as you should be red ...or should i say BOB!

Mz. Red, and what is wrong with being 50?

Christopher said:

You can still call me Red, and you can still fantasise about me as usual...maybe you could send that freaky sexualated letter anyway, it may help me get an erection

sag10 said:

Well ppl think I am the Org Fountain of Youth, and I am not :BOXED:
[This message was edited Sun May 18 10:18:35 PDT 2003 by REDFEATHERS]

minneapolisgenius said:

That's not funny. I'm devistated

REDFEATHERS said:

Well, to us you are! You have a bundle of joy inside your soul...

If Ur wife is 12 inches, does Ur 2 incher satisfy?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

It used to now I just can't get it up...

REDFEATHERS said:

ok sure... cause old people need erections to!

...like, hi bob

REDFEATHERS said:

mayB Ur acorn could use a bit of Miracle Grow? Des Lynham recommends it. Never did this ol' time any harm.

SuperC said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

My name aint BOB

minneapolisgenius said:

Why is SuperC devastated???

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Tried that, I used to have a 3 inch dick, but the Miracle Grow burned off a whole inch

REDFEATHERS said:

only 50 yrs old... who needs money when you've got youth..

REDFEATHERS said:

Maybe a lil pruning around the bush may give off the effect of having a 5-incher?

REDFEATHERS said:

owchie!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

[This message was edited Sun May 18 11:01:52 PDT 2003 by REDFEATHERS]

REDFEATHERS said:

Because i had started developing feelwings for you.
I picture you like your avatar.

REDFEATHERS said:

Now I've seen everything.

CAMILLE4U said:

SuperC said:

Awww You can still have feelings for me...