I want the Ladybirds. I will give you 50 pence and a book with the odd numbered pages missing for the lot.

I'll take the emoticon if you lower the price a bit. It might get some use then, but I won't make any promises.

I actually feel sorry for it.

Have you got any old tat that you need to get rid of and think that other Orgers may wish to buy?

I'll post what stuff I've currently got for sale and if anybody wants any of it, simply tell me what you're willing to pay for it, either in money, an exchange, or sexual favours, and we'll come to an agreement of some sort. And then, use your post to advertise your own tat. Maybe another Orger will be desperate for some old crap that you've been hanging on to for as long as you can remember.

So here are my current offerings.

ian's left leg. Can I put in a bid for this as I already have a right leg (truthfully ) on my bedroom window sill? I will offer £7.50 or trade you it for my collection of beautiful, most precious pasta necklaces (27 in total).

My collection of dead ladybirds.

A few rolls of wallpaper left over from when REDFEATHERS last decorated her boudoir. I never got that finished goddamit, I was wondering where my extra rolls went, but now the other half of my boudoir is covered with sliced cheese and I quite like the effect

A mirror covered in blood stains.

althom's nightgown.

The emoticon

A signed copy of Therapy's latest novel, 'My Alarm Clock Is Satan'.

The town of Beverwijk, The Netherlands.

A rare mis-pressing of 'Rave Un2 The Joy Fantastic' - it's the Rave CD, but plays Sade's second album instead!!!

Cloudbuster's passport which I stole recently.

An elf.

So, any takers? All offers considered, financially or otherwise.
Don't forget - it's first come, first served, so hurry!!!

If there's a demand, I might offer some more total rubbish for sale later on in the thread.

Lleena said:

Done! What have you got for sale?

I made a Christmas decoration out of a coat hanger, some tinsel and sticky backed plastic when I was seven. My mum kept it and now I think It's time to part with it. Do you want it?

minneapolisgenius said:

I haven't put a price on it, yet. How much are you willing to pay? Or have you got anything to exchange? Am I the only one who's selling today?

Well, I have one of BartVanHemelen's used blow-up dolls
(do NOT ask me how it ended up at my place ), so if you're interested, we could make a trade.


How 'bout it?

Lleena said:

No, but somebody else might.

Oh, and as for RED - ian's left leg is yours. I'll take the pasta necklaces.

My third nipple that was surgically removed in 1998.

REDFEATHERS said:

I'll have that. Thanks.

Lleena said:

Can I trade it for your Wobble Board edit please?

Anyone want to trade for half a Toblerone?

Much love Pochacco

Anyone want to trade for half a Toblerone?

Pochacco said:

toblerone

i have a velvet prince paintin up 4 grabs...



only 50¢!!!

Hell, I'll take that!

minneapolisgenius said:

sold!!!

Ain't nobody gettin my boobies