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Songs That Make You Laugh ... this one makes me laugh for more than one reason...
[Dina Rea:] Mmmhh [Eminem:] You high baby? [Dina Rea:] Yeahh... [Eminem:] Yeah? [Dina Rea:] hahaha..Talk to me... [Eminem:] You want me to tell you somethin? [Dina Rea:] Uh huh... [Eminem:] I know what you wanna hear... 'Cuz I know you want me baby I think I want you too... [Dina Rea:] I think I love you baby... [Eminem:] I think I love you too... I'm here to save you girl, Come be in shady's world, I wanna grow together, Let's let our love unfurl. You know you want me baby, You know I want you too, They call me Superman, I'm here to rescue you, I wanna save you girl, come be in Shady's world... [Dina Rea:] oh boy you drive me crazy... [Eminem:] Bitch you make me hurl... [Eminem:] They call me Superman, Leap tall hoes in a single bound, I'm single now, Got no ring on this finger now, I'll never let another chick bring me down, In a relationship, save it bitch, babysit? you make me sick, Superman aint savin shit, girl you can jump on shady's dick, Straight from the hip, cut to the chase, I'll tell a mo'fuckin slut to her face, Play no games, say no names, ever since I broke up with what's her face, I'm a different man, kiss my ass, kiss my lips, bitch why ask? Kiss my dick, hit my cash, i'd rather have you whip my ass, Don't put out? i'll put you out, Won't get out? i'll push you out, Puss blew out, copin shit, Wouldn't piss on fire to put you out, Am I too nice? buy you ice, Bitch if you died, wouldn't buy you life, What you tryin to be, my new wife? What you Mariah? fly through twice, But I do know one thing though, Bitches they come, they go, Saturday through sunday monday, Monday through sunday yo, Maybe i'll love you one day, Maybe we'll someday grow, Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe... [Chorus:] 'Cuz I can't be your superman, Can't be your superman, Can't be your superman, Can't be your superman, I can't be your superman, Can't be your superman, Can't be your superman, Your superman, your superman... [Eminem:] Don't get me wrong, I love these hoes, It's no secret, Everybody knows, Can't we fuck? Bitch so what? That's about as far as your buddy goes, We'll be friends, I'll call you again, I'll chase you around every bar you attend, Never know what kind of car i'll be in, [Woman Screaming] We'll see how much you'll be partying then, You don't want that, Neither do I, I don't wanna flip when I see you with guys, Too much pride, Between you and I, Not a jealous man, but females lie, But I guess that's just what sluts do, How could it ever be just us two? Never loved you enough to trust you, We just met and I just fucked you, But I do know one thing though, Bitches they come they go, Saturday through Sunday monday, Monday through Sunday yo, Maybe I'll love you one day, Maybe we'll someday grow, 'Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe... [Eminem & Dina Rae Over Chorus 2x] [Eminem:] I know you want me baby, I think I want you too... [Dina Rea:] I think I love you baby... [Eminem:] I think I love you too, I'm here to save you girl, Come be in shady's world, I wanna grow together, Lets let our love unfurl, You know you want me baby, You know I want you too, They call me Superman, I'm here to rescue you, I wanna save you girl, Come be in shady's world... [Dina Rea:] Oh boy you drive me crazy... [Eminem:] Bitch you make me hurl. [Eminem:] First thing you said... [Eminem As Women:] I'm not phazed, I hang around big stars all day, I don't see what the big deal is anyway, You're just plain ol' Marshall to me... [Eminem:] Ooh yeah girl run that game... [Eminem As Women:] Haily Jade...I love that name, Love that tattoo...what's that say? 'rot in pieces' aww that's great... [Eminem:] First off you don't know Marshall, Add also, don't grow partial, That's ammo for my arsenal, I'll snap you off that bar stool, There goes another lawsuit, Leave handprints all accross you, Good lordy-wody you must be blown off that water bottle, You want what you can't have, Ooh girl that's too damn bad, Don't touch what you can't grab, End up with two back hands, Put Anthrax on a Tampax and slap you till you can't stand, Girl you just blew your chance, Don't mean to ruin your plans, But I do know one thing though, Bitches they come they go, Saturday through Sunday Monday, Monday through Sunday yo, Maybe I'll love you one day, Maybe we'll someday grow, 'Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe... [Eminem & Dina Rae Over Chorus 2x] [Eminem:] I know you want me baby, I think I want you too... [Dina Rea:] I think I love you baby... [Eminem:] I think I love you too, I'm here to save you girl, Come be in Shady's world, I wanna grow together, Lets let our love unfurl, You know you want me baby, You know I want you too, They call me Superman, I'm here to rescue you, I wanna save you girl, Come be in shady's world... [Dina Rea:] Oh boy you drive me crazy... [Eminem:] Bitch you make me hurl. [Chorus 2x B/W Dina Rea Singing] | |
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Shine Jesus Shine. | |
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"Yes, Jesus Loves Me" always makes me chuckle. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: "Yes, Jesus Loves Me" always makes me chuckle.
I that song! Yes, Jesus loves me, the bible tells me so... | |
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the 'barney' song makes me laugh and shudder at the same time | |
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any track off of Frank Zappa sheik yerbouti...specially i'm so cute and i've been you [This message was edited Fri May 23 16:06:23 PDT 2003 by richb8] | |
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richb8 said: ant rack off of Frank Zappa sheik yerbouti...specially i'm so cute and i've been you
That whole album is pretty funny. | |
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in my younger days when I took Bjork seriously, I played 'It's Oh So Quiet' for my parents, hoping to finally get some cred with them for my music
They made it about halfway through before bursting out laughing - not quite the effect I was hoping for | |
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"Rugged Old Cross" always gets me to giggling. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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AzureStar said: ... Eminem
... think i'd rather have green day even... ... :LOL:... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: AzureStar said: ... Eminem
... think i'd rather have green day even... ... :LOL:... I only thought that I didn't like you... anyone who hates Eminem is a friend of mine. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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anything by rudy's band Just kidding | |
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IceNine said: EllisDee said: AzureStar said: ... Eminem
... think i'd rather have green day even... ... :LOL:... I only thought that I didn't like you... anyone who hates Eminem is a friend of mine. well, put 'er there then... ... this could almost be the thread that brings the truce... ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: IceNine said: EllisDee said: AzureStar said: ... Eminem
... think i'd rather have green day even... ... :LOL:... I only thought that I didn't like you... anyone who hates Eminem is a friend of mine. well, put 'er there then... ... this could almost be the thread that brings the truce... ... I don't care what you say his first 2 albums were the shit!! and if that causes some beef between us i just don't give a fuck | |
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richb8 said: EllisDee said: IceNine said: EllisDee said: AzureStar said: ... Eminem
... think i'd rather have green day even... ... :LOL:... I only thought that I didn't like you... anyone who hates Eminem is a friend of mine. well, put 'er there then... ... this could almost be the thread that brings the truce... ... I don't care what you say his first 2 albums were the shit!! and if that causes some beef between us i just don't give a fuck i'm glad someone likes them... i didn't think they were the shit, i just thought they were shit... i don't like his lyrics or his voice - too whiney for me... but i've heard the instrumental versions and i like most of those... but i'm a big fan of dr. dre's producing, so that had everything to do with tha D.R.E. and nothing to do with eminem... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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AzureStar said: i said "almost"... it could "almost"... ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: AzureStar said: i said "almost"... it could "almost"... ... You could almost not like his music? | |
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EllisDee said: IceNine said: EllisDee said: AzureStar said: ... Eminem
... think i'd rather have green day even... ... :LOL:... I only thought that I didn't like you... anyone who hates Eminem is a friend of mine. well, put 'er there then... ... this could almost be the thread that brings the truce... ... I will go with that... we can almost have a truce based upon our mutual dislike of Eminem. :TwoGuysFormingAnAntiEminemAllianceAndPeaceTreaty: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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You two take your love shit somewhere else, okay?
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richb8 said: EllisDee said: IceNine said: EllisDee said: AzureStar said: ... Eminem
... think i'd rather have green day even... ... :LOL:... I only thought that I didn't like you... anyone who hates Eminem is a friend of mine. well, put 'er there then... ... this could almost be the thread that brings the truce... ... I don't care what you say his first 2 albums were shit!! and if that causes some beef between us i just don't give a fuck I agree... but I would go farther and say that ALL of his albums are shit. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Hmmm... how about 50 Cent?
Go, go, go, go Go, go, go shawty It's your birthday We gon' party like it's yo birthday We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday And you know we don't give a fuck It's not your birthday! [Chorus (2x)] You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love So come give me a hug if you into getting rubbed [Verse] When I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs When I roll 20 deep, it's 20 knives in the club Niggas heard I fuck with Dre, now they wanna show me love When you sell like Eminem, and the hoes they wanna fuck But homie ain't nothing change hold down, G's up I see Xzibit in the Cutt that nigga roll that weed up If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp Been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp In the hood then the ladies saying "50 you hot" They like me, I want them to love me like they love 'Pac But holla in New York them niggas'll tell ya im loco And the plan is to put the rap game in a choke hold I'm feelin' focused man, my money on my mind I got a mill out the deal and I'm still on the grind Now shawty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow Her girlfriend wanna get bi and they ready to go [Chorus (2x)] [Bridge] My flow, my show brought me the doe That bought me all my fancy things My crib, my cars, my pools, my jewels Look nigga i done came up and i ain't change. [Verse] And you should love it, way more then you hate it Nigga you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life You that faggot ass nigga trying to pull me back right? When my junk get to pumpin in the club it's on I wink my eye at ya bitch, if she smiles she gone If the roof on fire, let the motherfucker burn If you talking bout money homie, I ain't concerned I'm a tell you what Banks told me cause go 'head switch the style up If the niggas hate then let 'em hate Watch the money pile up Or we go upside there wit a bottle of bub You know where we fucking be [Chorus (2x)] [Talking] [Laughing] Don't try to act like you ain't know where we been either nigga In the club all the time nigga, its about to pop off nigga G-Unit | |
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AzureStar said: You two take your love shit somewhere else, okay?
*gags* I can't help it if we both think Eminem sucks ass and I automatically like anyone who dislikes him. :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: AzureStar said: You two take your love shit somewhere else, okay?
*gags* I can't help it if we both think Eminem sucks ass and I automatically like anyone who dislikes him. :LOL: Eminem makes me swooon. | |
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"KKK Bitch" by Ice-T & Body Count...
Aw yeah, what's up out there? BC's in the house. Right about now, I wanna tell you a little love story, you know what I'm sayin', this is a Body Count love story check out the lyrics, you know, I'm a tell you 'bout what happened when we went down South last year on tour. Out on tour yo, I been all around the world went to Georgia, met this fine-assed white girl, blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits and thighs, the kinda girl that would knock out most guys. She got wild in the backstage bathroom, sucked my dick like a muthafuckin' vacuum, said 'I love you, but my daddy don't play, he's the fuckin' grand wizard of the KKK.' I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she sucks me though, I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she fucks me though, I I I love my KKK bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad, I I I love my KKK bitch, mutha fuck her dear old dad. You know what I'm sayin'. So we was down South fallin' in love, you know, D-Roc had this Nazi girl, my man Mooseman had a skinhead, I fell in love with Tipper Gore's two twelve year old nieces. It was wild, you know what I'm sayin', it got even worse, you know. So one night they took us to a meetin' white sheets, white hoods, no room for seatin' there was Skinheads, Nazi's and crazies, talkin' 'bout black people pushin' up daisies. They hated Blacks, Jews, Puerto Ricans, Mexicans, Chinese, even the Indians. We had our hoods on, we were slick she pushed her butt up hard against my dick. Then her daddy jumped on the stage talkin' 'bout killin' in a goddamn rage. I got mad, my dick got hard entered in her ass she said, 'Oh my God!' I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she fucks me though, I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she sucks me though, I I I love my KKK bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad, I I I love my KKK bitch, mutha fuck her dear old dad. So what we really tryin' to say is Body Count loves everybody. We love Mexican girls, Black girls, Oriental girls, it really don't matter. If you from Mars, and you got a pussy, we will fuck you. You know, that's all we're sayin', word. So every year when Body Count comes around we throw an orgy in every little Southern town. KKK's, Skinheads, and Nazi girls break their necks to get to the party. It ain't like their men can't nut, their dick's too little and they just can't fuck. So we get buck wild with the white freaks we show them how to really work the white sheets. I know her daddy'll really be after me, when his grandson's named little Ice-T. I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she fucks me though, I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she sucks me though, I I I love my KKK bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad, I I I love my KKK bitch, mutha fuck her dear old dad. :LOL:... [This message was edited Fri May 23 16:49:15 PDT 2003 by EllisDee] Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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AzureStar said: EllisDee said: AzureStar said: i said "almost"... it could "almost"... ... You could almost not like his music? no... i could almost call a truce with IceNine over my hatred of his music... :LOL:... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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IceNine said: richb8 said: EllisDee said: IceNine said: EllisDee said: AzureStar said: ... Eminem
... think i'd rather have green day even... ... :LOL:... I only thought that I didn't like you... anyone who hates Eminem is a friend of mine. well, put 'er there then... ... this could almost be the thread that brings the truce... ... I don't care what you say his first 2 albums were shit!! and if that causes some beef between us i just don't give a fuck I agree... but I would go farther and say that ALL of his albums are shit. i think he only has 2... ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: Ice-T
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AzureStar said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: You two take your love shit somewhere else, okay?
*gags* I can't help it if we both think Eminem sucks ass and I automatically like anyone who dislikes him. :LOL: Eminem makes me swooon. ... ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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AzureStar said: Hmmm... how about 50 Cent?
... you have heard of good hip-hop right..? Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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