J.Lo and cell phones: 2 pet peeves for the price of 1!!!

We should combine our efforts and kill Jennifer Lopez with a cellular phone... we can call it performance art.

IceNine said:

Ice,Jennifer must be destroyed

Much love Pochacco

Count me in!

Yes, okay, destroy J.Lo, but post a picture of your pet peeve here first.

bad breath.

uber-scrawny supermodel-types...i wanna feed them all!!!

I can't stand people who don't train their golden retrievers well enough, cuz I swear whenever one of those mangey clown-faced fuckers get near me they knock my ass to the ground and cover me in a thick coat of saliva and dog hair every single time. LEASH YOUR DAMN GOLDEN RETRIEVER ALREADY.

Anxiety said:

look at those doggy eyes!!!

I hate when line dancing breaks out anywhere.

Tom said:

Yeah, those damn doggie eyes are staring down my ass as its evil reptile mind figures out how to topple me like the fragile stack of fine china cups I am.

rio said:

Is it the sandals and socks thing?

minneapolisgenius said:

rio said:

I hate that too. And I always said that anyone was allowed to shoot me if they EVER saw me doing that, but it actually happened once.

I was on a train in Thailand, and they had the air conditioning on so high that it was freezing. I had my Tevas on, and I had to get my socks out of my backpack because my toes were almost blue. So, for a while I did the socks and sandals thing. My husband was laughing so hard at me and threatened to take proof pictures to show my friends and family.

see that?

it will serve as the 'no offense, butt...'

and i see this a lot online...

people will say 'no offense...but...' and then proceed to insult someone else..say something that is obviously intended to offend them...
it's one thing to say 'no offense, but..' and politely disagree..but most times when i see it used it isn't used in that way..it's more like..'no offense, but you're obviously an idiot...'

if you gonna make your little insult, just do that...don't try to pretend that you don't mean to offend the person when you go calling them stupid or saying their opinion is ridiculous or whatever...


(that's as bad as people saying 'no pun intended' when there ain't a pun nowhere in site...)

rio said:

I'm with you on that one... I hate that dumbass.

People that pick their nose in public... I hate that!!

rio said:

If it wasn't for the socks and sandals, I'd be happy to make his pinky all stinky. What a difference a fashion faux pas can make!