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Printablethechronic said: thought that i wasnt actually good looking...now that was stupid!
that ain't what i heard, man...  | |
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I have never been drunk  | |
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Paisley said: I have never been drunk
You partypoop. | |
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SuperC said: Paisley said: I have never been drunk
You partypoop. I dont like the taste of alchohol but I will down some wine coolers but not too many cause I gets sleepy. | |
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Paisley said: SuperC said: Paisley said: I have never been drunk
You partypoop. I dont like the taste of alchohol but I will down some wine coolers but not too many cause I gets sleepy. Then i can take advantage of you :LOL: here drink another one | |
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SuperC said: Paisley said: SuperC said: Paisley said: I have never been drunk
You partypoop. I dont like the taste of alchohol but I will down some wine coolers but not too many cause I gets sleepy. Then i can take advantage of you :LOL: here drink another one OK just one more and that's it.  | |
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I mooned the Circus World Museum Tour Trolley 
It was the one and only time that the fucker ever sped up  | |
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Once I got angry and start asking a friend (male) "Why don't you give me your brother for my birthday???"
Two days later I saw the guy and I wanted to die right there! Peace. J.- Love can save us all...... | |
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Never ever gotten drunk. | |
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Ummm...
Have unprotected sex Hit on people who weren't interested Throw up Drive Cry Think I can sing Bite people Lie  | |
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Made out with a dude that I wasn't interested in
Called up THE WRONG NUMBER and left a long drunken message to a stranger about how I had found them their soulmate... mind you I was trying to call my friend Maria... the next day I got a very hilarious return phone message from some guy who was trying not to laugh... Walked around without pants in a pink g-string
See what this teaches us... alcohol is bad... very very bad... 
I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Made out with a dude that I wasn't interested in
Called up THE WRONG NUMBER and left a long drunken message to a stranger about how I had found them their soulmate... mind you I was trying to call my friend Maria... the next day I got a very hilarious return phone message from some guy who was trying not to laugh... Walked around without pants in a pink g-string
See what this teaches us... alcohol is bad... very very bad...
your's are so good...im not putting my bizness here as it might be used against me in a court of law or something | |
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Christopher said:
your's are so good...im not putting my bizness here as it might be used against me in a court of law or something  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Well,I plan to get drunk tonight so I'll come back and let you know tomorrow | |
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at the time i didn't think it was so stupid but looking back at it now i kinda regret doin' it...
i told one of my very best friends how i really felt about him...if you know what i mean. didn't quite work out how i wanted it to and i think our friendship is forever changed because of it. 
you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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I'd have to say getting behind the wheel...then I was speeding and got pulled over. The cop asked if he knew me and I said "Yeah my father is a top in Compton" what I meant to say is "Yeah my father is a cop in Taunton". He let me go, and I learned my lesson. | |
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CarrieLee said: I'd have to say getting behind the wheel...then I was speeding and got pulled over. The cop asked if he knew me and I said "Yeah my father is a top in Compton" what I meant to say is "Yeah my father is a cop in Taunton". He let me go, and I learned my lesson.
He probably thought that your dad was the king pin of a gang in Compton, Cali!  | |
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Got so wasted in 1985 that i left the purple rain tour while the opening act(sheila e) was on stage. I had to buy another ticket and go back the next day.  | |
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CarrieLee said: I'd have to say getting behind the wheel...then I was speeding and got pulled over. The cop asked if he knew me and I said "Yeah my father is a top in Compton" what I meant to say is "Yeah my father is a cop in Taunton". He let me go, and I learned my lesson.
I am suprised he didn't smell your breath. I know cops tend to get a little close when pulling people over.. especially for speeding.. | |
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silkyspread said: CarrieLee said: I'd have to say getting behind the wheel...then I was speeding and got pulled over. The cop asked if he knew me and I said "Yeah my father is a top in Compton" what I meant to say is "Yeah my father is a cop in Taunton". He let me go, and I learned my lesson.
I am suprised he didn't smell your breath. I know cops tend to get a little close when pulling people over.. especially for speeding.. Oh he knew. He asked if I had been drinking and I said no, I was just "really really nervous" and I was searching for my registration the whole time too. He knew who I was and I was being an absolute retard. He said to me "Honey why are you driving so fast?" And I told him I had to get my friend home to her baby, it was 4:30 am. Plus I had grass all over my car from doing about 10 lawn jobs. If he had arrested me I would have lost my license and the whole 9 yards. I was extremely intoxicated and I really learned my lesson. I was more scared of my father finding out, he would have kicked my ass. | |
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CarrieLee said: silkyspread said: CarrieLee said: I'd have to say getting behind the wheel...then I was speeding and got pulled over. The cop asked if he knew me and I said "Yeah my father is a top in Compton" what I meant to say is "Yeah my father is a cop in Taunton". He let me go, and I learned my lesson.
I am suprised he didn't smell your breath. I know cops tend to get a little close when pulling people over.. especially for speeding.. Oh he knew. He asked if I had been drinking and I said no, I was just "really really nervous" and I was searching for my registration the whole time too. He knew who I was and I was being an absolute retard. He said to me "Honey why are you driving so fast?" And I told him I had to get my friend home to her baby, it was 4:30 am. Plus I had grass all over my car from doing about 10 lawn jobs. If he had arrested me I would have lost my license and the whole 9 yards. I was extremely intoxicated and I really learned my lesson. I was more scared of my father finding out, he would have kicked my ass. Well i am glad to know you got home OK.. DOnt' do that again Carrie!!! | |
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the stupidest thing i ever did drunk?
took a sand dollar to a prince concert, so i could give it to him as a gift.  "broken" edit[This message was edited Fri May 16 8:48:02 PDT 2003 by cborgman] Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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SuperC said: Got so wasted in 1985 that i left the purple rain tour while the opening act(sheila e) was on stage. I had to buy another ticket and go back the next day.
"Climb in my fur." | |
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CarrieLee said: I'd have to say getting behind the wheel...then I was speeding and got pulled over. The cop asked if he knew me and I said "Yeah my father is a top in Compton" what I meant to say is "Yeah my father is a cop in Taunton". .
rofl "Climb in my fur." | |
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SuperC said: Got so wasted in 1985 that i left the purple rain tour while the opening act(sheila e) was on stage. I had to buy another ticket and go back the next day.
 "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Candy Dulfer is my boo...  | |
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SuperC said: Got so wasted in 1985 that i left the purple rain tour while the opening act(sheila e) was on stage. I had to buy another ticket and go back the next day.
Did security kick you out or did you leave on your own? | |
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Drinking too much is stupid enough. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
Al Pacino- Scarface | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: Drinking too much is stupid enough.
Gee thanks for those wise words of wisdom there...   | |
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