1. One Footed Driver, or Two? one

2. Can U drive a Stick shift? yes

3. License currently valid? luckily yes

4. Last Violation was for...? 10 over speeding

5. Seatbelt everytime? never, gulp

6. Can U parallel park confidently? yes

7. One or Two Hands on the Steering Wheel? one

8. Speed Limit, or HIGHER? higher

9. Can U change a flat tire? yes

10. Any good Road Rage stories???... One time, I
hit a puddle of water, and it sprayed into this guys
open windowed car. He was PISSED. He followed me
onto the expressway, cussing and fingering(?) me till
i could ditch him....I wasn't scared...
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1. One Footed Driver, or Two?
only 1, unless it's a stick...

2. Can U drive a Stick shift?
yup

3. License currently valid?
yup

4. Last Violation was for...?
I've never had one.

5. Seatbelt everytime?
yes

6. Can U parallel park confidently?
yes!

7. One or Two Hands on the Steering Wheel?
usually 2

8. Speed Limit, or HIGHER?
speed limit. maybe a little higher...

9. Can U change a flat tire?
yes! and I have several times.

10. Any good Road Rage stories???
nope! I never really get mad while driving.

1. One Footed Driver, or Two? depnds if I drive a stick shift or automatic

2. Can U drive a Stick shift? yes

3. License currently valid? yes

4. Last Violation was for...? driving without insurance

5. Seatbelt everytime? yes

6. Can U parallel park confidently?? yes

7. One or Two Hands on the Steering Wheel? two

8. Speed Limit, or HIGHER? a bit higher

9. Can U change a flat tire? yes

10. Any good Road Rage stories???... nope

1. One Footed Driver, or Two? Either

2. Can U drive a Stick shift? Nope...

3. License currently valid?Yup

4. Last Violation was for...? Never had one

5. Seatbelt everytime? When I am driving, yeah

6. Can U parallel park confidently? Nope, I hate it!

7. One or Two Hands on the Steering Wheel? Depends

8. Speed Limit, or HIGHER? Usually lower

9. Can U change a flat tire? Yeah

10. Any good Road Rage stories???... Nope


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[This message was edited Tue May 13 17:56:42 PDT 2003 by Nikster]

god dam questions


you all want to know too fuckin much


cant i just show my ass

1. One Footed Driver, or Two? one

2. Can U drive a Stick shift? yes

3. License currently valid?

4. Last Violation was for...? Never a ticket!! "cept for fix it...

5. Seatbelt everytime? Always! Gotta set the example for my kids!

6. Can U parallel park confidently? yes

7. One or Two Hands on the Steering Wheel? one

8. Speed Limit, or HIGHER? higher

9. Can U change a flat tire? yes

10. Any good Road Rage stories???... Nope


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DORA said:

Yes you can, and you should.

DORA said:

while driving???

DORA said:

it ain't against org law...

DORA said:

yes...

INSATIABLE said:

I would like to see some ass

And I ain't talking about no donkeys, either

1. One Footed Driver, or Two? one

2. Can U drive a Stick shift? no

3. License currently valid? yes

4. Last Violation was for...? 45 over speeding a few years ago. I LOVED traffic school! I still talk to a lady I met there.

5. Seatbelt everytime? Have to. My car won't go out of park if it's not on.

6. Can U parallel park confidently? yes, and I'm damn good at it, too.

7. One or Two Hands on the Steering Wheel? one

8. Speed Limit, or HIGHER? much higher

9. Can U change a flat tire? yes

10. Any good Road Rage stories???... At least one a friggin' day. About two hours ago, I was picking up my prescriptions at Kaiser and coming out of the parking lot, I let a group of people walk in front of me to their cars. A total bitch on my left trying to come out started revving her shitty Saturn and telling me to "GO!". I was not having that. I sat there, just staring at her with a pissed expression on my face. She tried to go, and I'd cut her off. We went back and forth a few times, going an inch or two each, until I finally flipped her off, called her some choice words, and she took off scared.

I stayed on her ass for about a mile, and then when I could, went into the oncoming lane alongside her and called her a bitch again. Then I cut right in front of her and slammed on my brakes. She was pissed! She screeched out a bit, and missed the yellow light because she freaked out so much!

IN THE DUST, YA FUCKING STUPID BITCH!



The moral of that story is to get a life and stop getting upset about pedestrian right-of-way. They're people, too.

Nikster said:

1. One Footed Driver, or Two? one

2. Can U drive a Stick shift? yes

3. License currently valid? yes

4. Last Violation was for...? speeding

5. Seatbelt everytime? always...I speed remember.

6. Can U parallel park confidently? yes

7. One or Two Hands on the Steering Wheel? one

8. Speed Limit, or HIGHER? higher

9. Can U change a flat tire? yes

10. Any good Road Rage stories???... Not me, but I have a friend who used to chase people who pissed him off. I remember one time he chased someone for 1/2 hour...was I glad to get out of that car.

INSATIABLE said:

I am never pissing you off :O

DORA said:

That's what I'm sayin'!

Nikster said:

You never could, sweets!

You're not a bitch like her!

INSATIABLE said:

Will you be my bodyguard?

Heavenly said:

Heavenly, I'd love to be!

How much do you pay? I'd really like to never have to work at a desk again!

I'd watch yo bro. I'm an ass kicker!

:ninja:

"If you be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal..

I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me you can call me Al... call me Al!"

INSATIABLE said:

you can be my bodyguard, but please don't call me Betty.

I pay with oral sex.

Heavenly said:

Oh my.


Will you still call me Al?

INSATIABLE said:

Yes

INSATIABLE said:

Yay! I feel safer now

Heavenly said:

Nikster said:

Any man or woman who crosses your path is toast.



Their ASS is GRASS.

Road Rage story #2-

I was made to SLAM my brakes by a car full of
teenagers just as we were about to enter onto
a freeway. The asshole driver ran a stop sign.

They were right behind me on the ramp, so i stepped
on my brakes, hard enough to make HIM slam his brakes.

Haaa...a taste of his own medicine!

As they passed me on the expressway, I looked over at
them to show how disgusted I was with their driving.

That's when I saw one of the teens in the backseat
PULL OUT A FRIGGIN' GUN!!

I hit my brakes, so they would pass me by...
and so I wouldn't get hit by a bullet!

That just pissed me off even more, so we ended up
in a highspeed chase...I wanted their license plate
number to report them. Alas, my 4-banger Corsica
couldn't keep up...

Assholes!

1. One Footed Driver, or Two? one

2. Can U drive a Stick shift? no

3. License currently valid? yes

4. Last Violation was for...? never had one

5. Seatbelt everytime? always

6. Can U parallel park confidently? yes

7. One or Two Hands on the Steering Wheel? one

8. Speed Limit, or HIGHER? 5mph over

9. Can U change a flat tire?

10. Any good Road Rage stories???...
One time, a man turned purple yelling at me
...he rode beside me fo a while.
I was thinking, "man, heart attack city".
I don't know what I did to excite him,
but I had to keep from smiling,
did not want him to think I was making fun of his crazy butt.
He may have killed me,

Melody

1. One Footed Driver, or Two? Two... right foot for the accelerator and brake, left foot for the clutch.

2. Can U drive a Stick shift? Yup. I've owned four cars in my life, and all of them have had manual transmissions.

3. License currently valid? Yes.

4. Last Violation was for...? I've never been cited for a traffic violation.

5. Seatbelt everytime? Yes.

6. Can U parallel park confidently? Yes.

7. One or Two Hands on the Steering Wheel? Generally two, unless I'm shifting.

8. Speed Limit, or HIGHER? Usually higher, but within reason.

9. Can U change a flat tire? Yes.

10. Any good Road Rage stories???... One time when my wife was driving, a car pulled out of a parking lot into traffic and nearly got t-boned by us because the driver wasn't paying attention. Obviously, we had the right of way, but the driver decided to follow us onto the highway and started pulling stunts like tailgating us, cutting us off, and making threatening gestures at my wife. They quickly stopped when they saw me pull out my cell phone (I called in the plate number to the police).

One foot, yeah I can drive a stick but I'd rather not, yeah I wear a seatbelt, I rarely speed, and I can parallel park if I have to.

I have no road rage stories, but I thought I'd share a funny email I got from my best friend awhile back:


i have a new donut tale for you!

we were on our their way north, and, the eels were radiating throughout the car. there we were approaching seattle's first tunnel, minding our own business, and all the sudden some yuppies felt it was their right to have our lane. well they pulled their big ugly suv towards us without thinking twice and mr. n was forced to pull evasive maneuvers and swerve off into the next lane. luckily there were no cars currently occupying this space -- were they trying to kill us? it very well may have been the case, it was apparent we are not yuppies. j, feeling unsatisfied with the situation, reached for one of the three remaining donuts and chucked it out the window at the car. too short! speeding up to their velocity proved better results, a direct hit on the side of their suv with a raspberry filled, powder covered donut! as we sped in front of them, they caught glimpse of jeremiah's two "special" fingers at full mass. (road rage). at this point they dropped far behind, very possibly to avoid another donut bludgeoning. meanwhile the car on the other side of us sped by to catch an exit, while it's passengers couldn't control their laughing. the people in the back seat gave us a thumbs up as they disappeared off the exit. mind you, these were not punk kids either, they were 40-50 year old adults.


Gotta love those yuppies. And my friends.