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A fetus tells you to do stuff?
I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: A fetus tells you to do stuff?
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REDFEATHERS said: Natsume said: A fetus tells you to do stuff?
I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun." Open the fucking safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank" she replies. "We don't have any money; this is a sperm bank". "Don't argue!... Open the fucking safe or I'll blow your head off" She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says "Take out one of the bottles and drink it". "But it's full of sperm!" she replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She takes the cap off and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too" he demands. She takes out another and drinks it as well. Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and, to the girl's amazement, it's her husband. "Not that fucking difficult, is it?" | |
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Natsume said: A fetus tells you to do stuff?
*Gooey flicks off Pam's funny mode* | |
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Natsume is just too good at this mean thing... | |
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REDFEATHERS said: He tells me to do things... I like your friend... he seems nice. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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REDFEATHERS said: A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun." Open the fucking safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank" she replies. "We don't have any money; this is a sperm bank". "Don't argue!... Open the fucking safe or I'll blow your head off" She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says "Take out one of the bottles and drink it". "But it's full of sperm!" she replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She takes the cap off and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too" he demands. She takes out another and drinks it as well. Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and, to the girl's amazement, it's her husband. "Not that fucking difficult, is it?" "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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REDFEATHERS said: He tells me to do things... why am i not surprised JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
I survived the Org Depression Spring 2003 | |
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Where did you get that from Red?? Its fantastic. I thought it was just me who sees that image on my shoulder!! ----------------------------------------------
Some way, some how I've just got to have fun!! | |
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Controversy1976 said: Where did you get that from Red?? Its fantastic. I thought it was just me who sees that image on my shoulder!!
He is from my head, but today wanted to jump out onto the Org to meet everyone. | |
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IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: He tells me to do things... I like your friend... he seems nice. Can you hear him talking? | |
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Natsume said: REDFEATHERS said: Natsume said: A fetus tells you to do stuff?
You guys have lice or something??... :O | |
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wellbeyond said: Natsume said: REDFEATHERS said: Natsume said: A fetus tells you to do stuff?
You guys have lice or something??... :O Just crabs! | |
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I hear him every day!! Keep getting glimpses in the mirror. However this is the first prolonged look I have had at him!! ----------------------------------------------
Some way, some how I've just got to have fun!! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: wellbeyond said: Natsume said: REDFEATHERS said: Natsume said: A fetus tells you to do stuff?
You guys have lice or something??... :O Just crabs! I itch too!!! ----------------------------------------------
Some way, some how I've just got to have fun!! | |
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I got my eyes on you! | |
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Controversy1976 said: REDFEATHERS said: wellbeyond said: Natsume said: REDFEATHERS said: Natsume said: A fetus tells you to do stuff?
You guys have lice or something??... :O Just crabs! I itch too!!! !!! | |
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