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PrintableNatsume said: This thread and all of its contents are such shite.
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althom said: Natsume said: This thread and all of its contents are such shite.
It is now that you're here. I think your PhD isn't in kickbuttology. It's a player hating degree. chops are you reading this?  [This message was edited Sun May 18 22:17:00 PDT 2003 by Natsume] I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: althom said: Natsume said: This thread and all of its contents are such shite.
It is now that you're here. I think your PhD isn't in kickbuttology. It's a player hating degree. chops are you reading this?
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if you dont like the seat up?..well then thats just to fuckin bad
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If you don't like the seat down? Well then that's just too fucking bad
I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Up or Down? hmmm. I prefer it down. Why? Cause sitting on a cold ass, wet ass toilet bowl that you just got through pissing all over is some nasty shit. When you piss, your butt does not come into contact with the machinery, therefore you have no comprehensiosn of the usefulness of a toilet seat while pissing. Yes, I could put the seat down before I go, but it's more logical for you men to put it down after you have relieve yourself, verses a woman having to put it down before she relieves herself. Sometimes seconds are critical. So be nice and put the seat down. Is that too much to ask? Is that too much work and/or thought. Is this not something you could handle? Flush toilet, put seat down. One motion if you good. If you not then try harder -- please? | |
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Natsume said: If you don't like the seat down? Well then that's just too fucking bad
The difference is men don't care whether it's up or down. We don't suffer in any way. Women complain about it being up and sitting on the cold edge. THIS SPACE IS DEDICATED TO THE GREATEST BISCUIT OF THEM ALL, "C"BISCUIT | |
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theC said: Natsume said: If you don't like the seat down? Well then that's just too fucking bad
The difference is men don't care whether it's up or down. We don't suffer in any way. Women complain about it being up and sitting on the cold edge. ehehehe what I said made no logical sense, I was just torturing Christopher I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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theC said: Natsume said: If you don't like the seat down? Well then that's just too fucking bad
The difference is men don't care whether it's up or down. We don't suffer in any way. Women complain about it being up and sitting on the cold edge. Well us women have a way of stopping the cold toilet seat syndrom, we just buy one of those fluffy toilet seat covers, their very comfy you should try it some time. :LOL: | |
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I like my toilet.
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CAMILLE4U said: I like my toilet.
 I bet you spend alot of time in the bathroom dont ya? :LOL: | |
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Blackcat said: Up or Down? hmmm. I prefer it down. Why? Cause sitting on a cold ass, wet ass toilet bowl that you just got through pissing all over is some nasty shit. When you piss, your butt does not come into contact with the machinery, therefore you have no comprehensiosn of the usefulness of a toilet seat while pissing. Yes, I could put the seat down before I go, but it's more logical for you men to put it down after you have relieve yourself, verses a woman having to put it down before she relieves herself. Sometimes seconds are critical. So be nice and put the seat down. Is that too much to ask? Is that too much work and/or thought. Is this not something you could handle? Flush toilet, put seat down. One motion if you good. If you not then try harder -- please?
thank u for demonstarting the crazed and insane logic that was the reason for this thread. by your logic i could demand that u put the seat up when u finish, because "sometimes seconds are critical" but i wont because its dumb. it's simple really, i need it up, why because otherswise i may piss on the seat and then get abused by the lady of the house, thats the only reason i put it up, its for you. You need it down for obvious reasons so put it down and stop moaning. i think maybe the whole seat thing is a convenient way nature warns males about potential trouble, for example if i go on a date and ask the woman if she is fussy about the seat and she goes into a tirade i know to expect a nightmare bunny boiler who will deny me access to the kids and make me miserable, if however her response is like paisley, i know we'll have an equal reasonable caring relationship, and the irony of this is i will always leave the seat down for a woman like that,because she doesnt demand it, but for you id either leave it down for fear of getting a black eye, or piss everywhere i could just to piss u off. [This message was edited Mon May 19 14:53:43 PDT 2003 by lust] If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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lust said: Blackcat said: Up or Down? hmmm. I prefer it down. Why? Cause sitting on a cold ass, wet ass toilet bowl that you just got through pissing all over is some nasty shit. When you piss, your butt does not come into contact with the machinery, therefore you have no comprehensiosn of the usefulness of a toilet seat while pissing. Yes, I could put the seat down before I go, but it's more logical for you men to put it down after you have relieve yourself, verses a woman having to put it down before she relieves herself. Sometimes seconds are critical. So be nice and put the seat down. Is that too much to ask? Is that too much work and/or thought. Is this not something you could handle? Flush toilet, put seat down. One motion if you good. If you not then try harder -- please?
thank u for demonstarting the crazed and insane logic that was the reason for this thread. by your logic i could demand that u put the seat up when u finish, because "sometimes seconds are critical" but i wont because its dumb. it's simple really, i need it up, why because otherswise i may piss on the seat and then get abused by the lady of the house, thats the only reason i put it up, its for you. You need it down for obvious reasons so put it down and stop moaning. i think maybe the whole seat thing is a convenient way nature warns males about potential trouble, for example if i go on a date and ask the woman if she is fussy about the seat and she goes into a tirade i know to expect a nightmare bunny boiler who will deny me access to the kids and make me miserable, if however her response is like paisley, i know we'll have an equal reasonable caring relationship, and the irony of this is i will always leave the seat down for a woman like that,because she doesnt demand it, but for you id either leave it down for fear of getting a black eye, or piss everywhere i could just to piss u off. [This message was edited Mon May 19 14:53:43 PDT 2003 by lust] If it's too much information for you to process lust, it's ok. I really prefer not sitting on a wet stanky, piss-ass toilet bowl and a man devoid of a minisule amount of etiquette is well, just too much damn man for me! Enjoy ladies. 
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Blackcat said: lust said: Blackcat said: Up or Down? hmmm. I prefer it down. Why? Cause sitting on a cold ass, wet ass toilet bowl that you just got through pissing all over is some nasty shit. When you piss, your butt does not come into contact with the machinery, therefore you have no comprehensiosn of the usefulness of a toilet seat while pissing. Yes, I could put the seat down before I go, but it's more logical for you men to put it down after you have relieve yourself, verses a woman having to put it down before she relieves herself. Sometimes seconds are critical. So be nice and put the seat down. Is that too much to ask? Is that too much work and/or thought. Is this not something you could handle? Flush toilet, put seat down. One motion if you good. If you not then try harder -- please?
thank u for demonstarting the crazed and insane logic that was the reason for this thread. by your logic i could demand that u put the seat up when u finish, because "sometimes seconds are critical" but i wont because its dumb. it's simple really, i need it up, why because otherswise i may piss on the seat and then get abused by the lady of the house, thats the only reason i put it up, its for you. You need it down for obvious reasons so put it down and stop moaning. i think maybe the whole seat thing is a convenient way nature warns males about potential trouble, for example if i go on a date and ask the woman if she is fussy about the seat and she goes into a tirade i know to expect a nightmare bunny boiler who will deny me access to the kids and make me miserable, if however her response is like paisley, i know we'll have an equal reasonable caring relationship, and the irony of this is i will always leave the seat down for a woman like that,because she doesnt demand it, but for you id either leave it down for fear of getting a black eye, or piss everywhere i could just to piss u off. [This message was edited Mon May 19 14:53:43 PDT 2003 by lust] If it's too much information for you to process lust, it's ok. I really prefer not sitting on a wet stanky, piss-ass toilet bowl and a man devoid of a minisule amount of etiquette is well, just too much damn man for me! Enjoy ladies.
Blackcat sniffs at spoiled, rottened green boloney, steps over it and darts quickly into the fresh seafood sto... i dont remember anyone asking you to sit on wet toilet bowl, just lift the seat luv...alright If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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