why do women get so vexed about us guys leaving the seat up.

lust said:

Leave the lights out and sit on the toilet with the seat up sometime. Feel the enlightenment splash all over yer butt :loo:

I'm not the type of woman who would bitch about something as stupid as that, I'd just put the seat down and handle my business, I mean come on ladies how hard is it to put the seat down?

Paisley said:

will u marry me?

lust said:

I know what can I say, I'm an

Paisley said:

do u drink beer?

lust said:

Nope no beer for me, just wine coolers.

Paisley said:

im sorry but we have to break up

so how are we gonna split our posessions?

lust said:

50/50 that's the only fair way, what's yours is yours and what's mine is mine.

Paisley said:

Who's gonna get the toilet seat?

Nikster said:

You can keep it.

Paisley said:

Gee...thanks...I'm...touched

why do women get so vexed about us guys leaving the seat up. when i go for a piss and its down, i put it up, why cant the same apply the other way. its bizzare it makes no sense, even in a male dominated dwelling of 3-1 the lone female will still demand that the seat stays down WHY.

well men its time we fought back and reclamed our manhood. lets go and leave seats up everywhere we go, if u have the means to enter a ladies public bathroom after hours, i implore u to go in and raise hell, or at least a few seats, thatll teach em.

either that or submit to thier will and glue the fuckers down, hell its them that will have to clean off the piss next time and then ull know rage.
[This message was edited Tue May 13 23:26:30 PDT 2003 by lust]

why do women get so vexed about us guys leaving the seat up. when i go for a piss and its down, i put it up, why cant the same apply the other way. its bizzare it makes no sense, even in a male dominated dwelling of 3-1 the lone female will still demand that the seat stays down WHY.

well men its time we fought back and reclamed our manhood. lets go and leave seats up everywhere we go, if u have the means to enter a ladies public bathroom after hours, i implore u to go in and raise hell, or at least a few seats, thatll teach em.

either that or submit to thier will and glue the fuckers down, hell its them that will have to clean off the piss next time and then ull know rage.
[This message was edited Tue May 13 23:26:30 PDT 2003 by lust]

During the day, it's no biggie...but at night it's kinda necessary

Nikster said:

So you just back in there and sit down. There could be a bug on the seat or anything. It only takes a second to look and be safe.

when i was a kid i put these little fire cracker things under the pluggy things under the seat, so when my mum sat down, they exploded and gave her a fright...bloody hilarious

why do women get so vexed about us guys leaving the seat up. when i go for a piss and its down, i put it up, why cant the same apply the other way. its bizzare it makes no sense, even in a male dominated dwelling of 3-1 the lone female will still demand that the seat stays down WHY.

well men its time we fought back and reclamed our manhood. lets go and leave seats up everywhere we go, if u have the means to enter a ladies public bathroom after hours, i implore u to go in and raise hell, or at least a few seats, thatll teach em.

either that or submit to thier will and glue the fuckers down, hell its them that will have to clean off the piss next time and then ull know rage.
[This message was edited Tue May 13 23:26:30 PDT 2003 by lust]

lust said:

Here's a bit of advice from Dr. Tom. Ladies: when you're taking a leak, reach for the seat and make sure its there. Ok, now move on with your lives...

Tom said:

It's not that easy when your half asleep.

Paisley said:

Then wake up for five seconds. I got a feeling you piss on the floor too don't ya :LOL:

lust said:

You were a evil little child weren't you?