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Post lyrics to really shitty songs here! You don't have to post the entire song, just the really horrible parts.
I will start: Wedding Feast - Prince Now there must b a wedding/Now there must b a feast A feast, a feast/A smorgasbord at least A brunch, a munch/Of cake if just a piece Not just a vat of chitlins/Or turkey meat u c We r what we eat/So we must eat a leaf We'll dine under a tree/Unless it snows! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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LaVisHh said: How did you access these lyrics?
A-to-Z lyrics. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: LaVisHh said: How did you access these lyrics?
A-to-Z lyrics. Thanks... I was wondering if you had purchased TRC. | |
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How about this one, Icy?
I saw a friend of mine 2day In an ad sayin' what would do my body good I told him he was wasting time I say If God wanted milk in me The breast I suck would have a line around the hood No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me It's why I don't eat red meat or white fish Don't give me no blue cheese We're all members of the animal kingdom Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea Animal, animal kingdom {x2} Who told us we should eat the swine? U can bet your final money it damn sure wasn't no friend of mine What about the clams on the shore? Souls in progress, here come the fisherman - soul no more No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity (Nurses past, oh yeah) No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me (Ever did a damn thing) So I don't eat no red meat or white fish Or funky, funky blue cheese We're all members of the animal kingdom Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea | |
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Well... Oh baby baby. Don't you want a man like me?
Oh baby baby, I'm just as sweet as anybody could be Oh baby baby, I want to look to your eyes, of blue Oh baby baby, It's more than anybody else could do Well... Oh baby baby. You know when I see you walkin down the street Oh baby baby, Well you lookin good enough to eat Oh baby baby, I dont believe I've tasted this before Oh baby baby, I want it now And every mouthfull more of you. Talk about you, Yeah. Oh baby baby, You know that I wanted it more Oh baby baby, I'm about to kiss goodbye to this store Oh baby baby, It ain't the wrapping that sells the goods Oh baby baby, I got a sweet tooth when my mouth is full of you. Ooh baby oh baby its alright, its alright Ohh baby its alright...its alright Well, oh baby, baby, oh you sting like a bee Oh baby, baby, I like your honey and it sure likes me Oh baby, baby, I got my spoon inside your jar Oh baby, baby, don't give me too much, don't make me starve Oh baby, baby, sugar sister on a silver plate Oh baby, baby, I need a mouthful and I just can't wait Oh baby, baby, see the shaking in my hand Oh baby, baby, don't mean to fumble but it tastes so grand Tastes so grand, tastes so grand, baby it's alright Oh baby it's alright, oh it's alright It's alright... [repeat] +++= not quite enough "oh babies" for me, but it'll do. oh baby edit [This message was edited Wed May 14 10:33:24 PDT 2003 by medoc2003] ------------------------------------------------
"babies, before this is over, we're all gonna be wearing gold plated diapers!" the bruce dickinson | |
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uglybrowneyes said: How about this one, Icy?
SNIP - shitty lyrics Yep, those suck! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Come on
Come on Don't be shy, it's only U and IIsn't that what U want? Oh yeah Oh here I come Come on then Keep going Keep going Oh yeah Keep going Yeah Here I, here I, here I come (come with me) Now Come Imagine what U look like from across the room u're almost there Come Oh yeah I love U dumb prince shit as usual " could I be... the most beautiful man in the world! plain to see, i"m the reason that God made a man!"UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN GRADUATE! VERY PRESTIGIOUS! | |
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Honey Pie
Honey Pie Honey Pie Honey Pie Honey Pie Honey Pie Hello yeah, Honey Pie, Whoo. I actually like this song but them lyrics must have been tough to work out! | |
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When I lie awake in my boudoir I think of u dear
Do u think of me, or do u lie, do u lie? When I'm in a sad and lonely mood dear, I cry 4 u dear (I cry 4 u) Do you cry 4 me, do u cry, do u cry? When I need someone 2 talk 2, u're not around When I need another human's touch, I wear a frown 'cause u're uptown Going down, going down, going down I, I, I don't lie to u (i i don't lie) When I say that I'm in love mama (mama, mama) I feel so good when u're near (mama, mama) Tell me do u feel it 2 Do u lie, do u lie? (or do u cry) Do u cry from the inside out dear Or are they only artificial tears? (artificial tears) Do u really mean it when u cry, When u cry, when u cry? When I need someone 2 talk 2, (do u lie) u're not around (u're not around) u're not around (I wear a frown) When I need (tell me why) another human's touch, I wear a frown (tell me why u wanna go) Cause u're uptown (and leave me all alone) Going down, going down, going down (goin' down) Going down, going down, going down (down, down, down) Going down, going down, going down (down, down, down) When I lie awake in my boudoir (I think of u) I think of u dear (do u) Do y'all think of me, Or do u lie, do u lie? i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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Everybody wants to be a critic | |
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I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run Iike pigs from a gun, see how they fly, I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man, You beer naughty boy, you let your face grow long I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Mister city policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Expert textpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied, I'm crying Semolina pilchards, climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob G'goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, goo | |
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