Seeing as though we are on the subject of toilets, why not have a this or that:

1) Sit on public toilet seat or crouch over it?

2) If desperate do you have a Number 2 in a public toilet or not?

3) Flush chain first to avoid any embarrasing noises or couldn't care less? :FART:

4) Sing or read on toilet at home or do your thang then your outta there? :READING:

5) Wash hands after or lick em clean?

6) Look in loo to admire your creation or avoid and flush? :POOPTOAST:

7) If stuck for choice, do you look in all stalls for the cleanest looking one, on just nip straight into the closest one to you? :HMM2:

8) Girls, Share a public toilet for a wazz and a chat, or use separate ones?

9) Men, do you pee in patterns up the urinal for fun :YAY: or just piss and go?

10) Have you ever *vandalised a public toilet :CHAIR: (*explain what you did) or couldn't ever do such a thing?


:WORSHIP: Thank you for taking the test, you may now stand up, wipe, :TP: flush the thread and leave

1) Sit on public toilet seat or crouch over it?
-Crouch

2) If desperate do you have a Number 2 in a public toilet or not?
- I have a talent. I do No.2 only once every few days.

3) Flush chain first to avoid any embarrasing noises or couldn't care less? :FART:
-

4) Sing or read on toilet at home or do your thang then your outta there? :READING:
- Outta there asap.

5) Wash hands after or lick em clean?
- wash, then lick.

6) Look in loo to admire your creation or avoid and flush? :POOPTOAST:
- checks to see that all evidence is gone with the flush


7) If stuck for choice, do you look in all stalls for the cleanest looking one, on just nip straight into the closest one to you? :HMM2:
- go for the first one I find.


8) Girls, Share a public toilet for a wazz and a chat, or use separate ones?

9) Men, do you pee in patterns up the urinal for fun :YAY: or just piss and go?
- I just try to miss as less as possible.

10) Have you ever *vandalised a public toilet :CHAIR: (*explain what you did) or couldn't ever do such a thing?
- never.

1) Sit on public toilet seat or crouch over it? neither! wont use public!

2) If desperate do you have a Number 2 in a public toilet or not?

3) Flush chain first to avoid any embarrasing noises or couldn't care less? careless!

4) Sing or read on toilet at home or do your thang then your outta there? Do my thing and i am out

5) Wash hands after or lick em clean? wash

6) Look in loo to admire your creation or avoid and flush? avoid n flush

7) If stuck for choice, do you look in all stalls for the cleanest looking one, on just nip straight into the closest one to you? see #1

8) Girls, Share a public toilet for a wazz and a chat, or use separate ones? see #1

9) Men, do you pee in patterns up the urinal for fun or just piss and go?

10) Have you ever *vandalised a public toilet (*explain what you did) or couldn't ever do such a thing?

luv4thepurple1 said:

If you never use a public toilet, what do you do when your out on the town and nature calls?

REDFEATHERS said:

I can't believe that anyone can not or would not use a public toilet. Talk about paranoia. I guess some people would rather just ruin their bladders and bowels than to relieve themselves in a public toilet >-)

Paisley said:

That was my question too, luv4thepurple1, by public toilet I mean in a bar, shop, restaurant etc etc...
[This message was edited Wed May 14 10:45:12 PDT 2003 by REDFEATHERS]

Girl, I can hold it for longer
than the average person!

luv4thepurple1 said:

Yeah that's one of my talents too.

kisscamille said:

Yep thats me totally paranoid!!

1) Sit on public toilet seat or crouch over it? depends

2) If desperate do you have a Number 2 in a public toilet or not?

3) Flush chain first to avoid any embarrasing noises or couldn't care less? depends...

4) Sing or read on toilet at home or do your thang then your outta there?

5) Wash hands after or lick em clean?

6) Look in loo to admire your creation or avoid and flush?

7) If stuck for choice, do you look in all stalls for the cleanest looking one, on just nip straight into the closest one to you?

8) Girls, Share a public toilet for a wazz and a chat, or use separate ones?

REDFEATHERS said:

You forgot about placing a lot of toilet tissue in the bowl first, to avoid that loud 'Bloop' noise as the poo hits the water (and avoid splashback).

1) Sit on public toilet seat or crouch over it? PUT TOILET PAPER AROUD THE EDGES.. LOL

2) If desperate do you have a Number 2 in a public toilet or not? NO, I HATE PUBLIC TOILETS

3) Flush chain first to avoid any embarrasing noises or couldn't care less? I GUESS COULDN'T CARE LESS

4) Sing or read on toilet at home or do your thang then your outta there? DO MY THANG AND I'M OUT

5) Wash hands after or lick em clean? :LICK: JUST KIDDING, WASH

6) Look in loo to admire your creation or avoid and flush? SICK, AVOID

7) If stuck for choice, do you look in all stalls for the cleanest looking one, on just nip straight into the closest one to you? CLEANEST

Girls, Share a public toilet for a wazz and a chat, or use separate ones? DEPENDS

9) Men, do you pee in patterns up the urinal for fun or just piss and go?

10) Have you ever *vandalised a public toilet (*explain what you did) or couldn't ever do such a thing? I GUESS I HAVE, LAST SUMMER IN MINNEAPOLIS, MY FRIEND AND I WERE IN THIS COFFEE SHOP (PANDORA'S BOX) AND THERE IS A BATHROOM WHERE EVEYONE WRITES IN..SO WE DID. I JUST WROTE MY NAME ON THE WALL, THAT'S IT AND SHE WROTE "NICE SHOES, WANNA FUCK?". COOL BATHROOM THOUGH, I LIKED IT. THAT'S WHERE I SEEN THE PRINCE IMPERSONATOR TOO!