1. One Footed Driver, or Two? one
2. Can U drive a Stick shift? nope..but i'm looking for someone to teach me 3. License currently valid? errr..in which state? 4. Last Violation was for...? DWI 5. Seatbelt everytime? always 6. Can U parallel park confidently? yes 7. One or Two Hands on the Steering Wheel? one..unless i'm driving in inclement weather 8. Speed Limit, or HIGHER? higher 9. Can U change a flat tire? yes..if i have to 10. Any good Road Rage stories???... while driving in south weymouth, ma...a man driving one of those busted ass woodpaneled station wagons cut me off..it was about 11 pm..and i KNOW this man saw me..we were sitting right next to each other at the red light just before he cut me off...i was on his ass like stink on shit from the moment it happened...i must have scared him..because he pulled into the parking lot of a hospital..like i gave a fuck...i followed his ass to the emergency room door and yelled some ill shit out of the window as he scurried into the building before the doors closed ..my friends always tell me..that if they ever commit a crime..they want me as the getaway driver [This message was edited Wed May 14 14:30:28 PDT 2003 by chocolate] "don'tcha wanna see my 'Tootsie Roll?' Baby I'm sho' you would!" | |
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1. One Footed Driver, or Two? one
2. Can U drive a Stick shift? no 3. License currently valid? no 4. Last Violation was for...? DUI 5. Seatbelt everytime? always 6. Can U parallel park confidently? yes 7. One or Two Hands on the Steering Wheel? two 8. Speed Limit, or HIGHER? limit 9. Can U change a flat tire? no 10. Any good Road Rage stories???... not really "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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1. One Footed Driver, or Two? one
2. Can U drive a Stick shift? no 3. License currently valid? yes 4. Last Violation was for...? speeding 5. Seatbelt everytime? yes 6. Can U parallel park confidently? yes 7. One or Two Hands on the Steering Wheel? one 8. Speed Limit, or HIGHER? higher 9. Can U change a flat tire? yes 10. Any good Road Rage stories???... once this woman was following me because my car looked like the car of someone who was messing with this chicks husband (no, it wasn't me) . me, being the greatest stunt driver in the world, lead her on a big high speed chase from frederick, md to baltimore, md on the highway. she keep trying to cut ME off and make me pull over, but i kept manuvering around tractor trailors and dodging in and out of cars until she gave up and sped off. the messed up part was that she had THREE little kids in the car who were screaming at her to stop. | |
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1. One Footed Driver, or Two? one
2. Can U drive a Stick shift? yep 3. License currently valid? Isn't "currently valid" a bit redundant??...:O 4. Last Violation was for...? Shpeeding...was doing 185 in a 35 MPH zone... 5. Seatbelt everytime? Ever'time, yes... 6. Can U parallel park confidently? Damn skippy 7. One or Two Hands on the Steering Wheel? I steer with my knees while talking on the phone and eating a cheeseburger... 8. Speed Limit, or HIGHER? ALWAYS higher 9. Can U change a flat tire? Yes 10. Any good Road Rage stories???... No, thankfully... | |
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1. One Footed Driver, or Two? two 2. Can U drive a Stick shift? that's why I use two feet 3. License currently valid? yup 4. Last Violation was for...? parking 5. Seatbelt everytime? every time...shame on you John! 6. Can U parallel park confidently? yep...comes from livin in the city 7. One or Two Hands on the Steering Wheel? one...have to shift with the other 8. Speed Limit, or HIGHER? higher 9. Can U change a flat tire? yes 10. Any good Road Rage stories???... I was driving down the expressway once...very nice day...literally no other cars in sight and a semi truck was tailgating me...I was in the middle lane of three lanes -- he could have easily passed me -- but, he decided to tailgate me and blow his horn and flash his lights so I tapped my break peddle and he finally decided to go around me...he was carrying a double load and cut me off and slammed on his breaks right in front of me. I nearly died...and for nothing. | |
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1. One Footed Driver, or Two? 1 2. Can U drive a Stick shift? Yes, although i hate them 3. License currently valid? Yes 4. Last Violation was for...? Left turn in a no left zone 5. Seatbelt everytime? Yes 6. Can U parallel park confidently? Yes 7. One or Two Hands on the Steering Wheel? 1 8. Speed Limit, or HIGHER? Always (Firm believer in the FLOW OF TRAFFIC RULE) 9. Can U change a flat tire? Yes 10. Any good Road Rage stories???... Mufuck gets behind me at a corner and starts blowin his horn all crazy and indignant because i would 'run people over' to make a rite at a busy intersection. THEN after we make the turn, the lil iroc divin bitch drives into traffic to go arround me and still gets the spot rite in front of me, so I BLEW MY HORN I LAYED ON MY HORN you know, like he did. So he sticks his finger out of his window... YOU KNOW THE ONE!!! sence we weren't goin nowhere i pulled up on the side of his car, rolled my window down and asked him whut he said. HE DROVE ON THE SIDEWALK... YES!!! THE SIDEWALK!!! WHUT A PUNK... i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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Revolution said: 1. One Footed Driver, or Two? Two if you count the clutch foot and brake foot
2. Can U drive a Stick shift? yes 3. License currently valid? yes 4. Last Violation was for...? Speeding about 4 years ago 5. Seatbelt everytime? I have an auto shoulder belt, but I almost never use the lap belt 6. Can U parallel park confidently? I can, but I avoid it at all costs 7. One or Two Hands on the Steering Wheel? two except when shifting 8. Speed Limit, or HIGHER? speed limit on city roads, but a little over on highways 9. Can U change a flat tire? yes 10. Any good Road Rage stories???... I recently had a minor confrotation with a bunch of kids but they were just lookin for trouble so I lost them | |
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applekisses said: 5. Seatbelt everytime? every time...shame on you John! My reasoning??? in case of an accident, I don't wanna be pinned in my seatbelt. I'm a helper and need to be able to manuever around. The kids are always in their belts. Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Road Rage story #3...
This car is tailing me, then decided to go around me on the passenger side. It's a nice day, and all of my windows are down. As he passes me, i hear a VERY LOUD horn. Scared the shit outta me! I speed up to give this guy a bit of displeasure in his life, when he picked up an air-horn canister. He blows it at me again. This fool is driving around blowing this at everyone. I follow him till i have to turn off...what a jerk! I seem to get into alot of altercations... Maybe it's ...me! Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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1. One Footed Driver, or Two? Two if you count the clutch foot and brake foot
2. Can U drive a Stick shift? yes 3. License currently valid? yes 4. Last Violation was for...? Speeding 5. Seatbelt everytime? yes 6. Can U parallel park confidently? yes 7. One or Two Hands on the Steering Wheel? depends 8. Speed Limit, or HIGHER? speed limit plus 5 on city roads, + 7 on freeways 9. Can U change a flat tire? yes 10. Any good Road Rage stories???... i try to NEVER get mad behind the wheel of a car. simply not worth it, better to avoid angry idiots at all costs. but, the thing that i dislike most from other drivers is when they're steering with one hand, talking on the cellphone with the other, and therefore have no hands free for signaling their turn or lane change. these are the fools you want to steer clear of on the road. | |
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Revolution said: applekisses said: 5. Seatbelt everytime? every time...shame on you John! My reasoning??? in case of an accident, I don't wanna be pinned in my seatbelt. So you'd rather be ejected through the windshield? BTW, I believe New Hampshire is the only state left without a seat belt law for adults. (They have signs saying something like, "Seat belts required under age XX. Common sense for all.") It brings a whole new meaning to "Live free or die," the state motto. Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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DORA said: god dam questions
you all want to know too fuckin much cant i just show my ass when in doubt right? :Lol: . [This message was edited Thu May 15 9:02:33 PDT 2003 by Muse2noPharaoh] | |
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1. One Footed Driver, or Two? one
2. Can U drive a Stick shift? Hell no! 3. License currently valid? Barely 4. Last Violation was for...? 83 in a 55 5. Seatbelt everytime? yep, i prefer it actually 6. Can U parallel park confidently? Sure, in a Geo Metro, stone sober, and in broad daylight 7. One or Two Hands on the Steering Wheel? One 8. Speed Limit, or HIGHER? rule of thumb, always 15 mph faster than everyone else 9. Can U change a flat tire? Of course! 10. Any good Road Rage stories???... Don't EVER yell something at me out your window, because I WILL chase you to wherever you're going and approach you in an unpleasant manner when you try to exit your vehicle. I get major road rage. | |
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matt said: Revolution said: applekisses said: 5. Seatbelt everytime? every time...shame on you John! My reasoning??? in case of an accident, I don't wanna be pinned in my seatbelt. So you'd rather be ejected through the windshield? BTW, I believe New Hampshire is the only state left without a seat belt law for adults. (They have signs saying something like, "Seat belts required under age XX. Common sense for all.") It brings a whole new meaning to "Live free or die," the state motto. Dude you are the man. Just today I asked my friend if there were any states without seatbelt laws because he has a new Taurus and it beeped every 30 seconds or so because he was not wearing his seat belt. I was wondering if there were any states where seatbelts weren't required meaning that the car would have to be changed. | |
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1. One Footed Driver, or Two? one
2. Can U drive a Stick shift? nope, tried once 3. License currently valid? yep 4. Last Violation was for...? 57 in a 35 5. Seatbelt everytime? yep 6. Can U parallel park confidently? Sure can! 7. One or Two Hands on the Steering Wheel? varies 8. Speed Limit, or HIGHER? after above ticket am scared straight always the speed limit 9. Can U change a flat tire? Of course not it would break my nails 10. Any good Road Rage stories???...this guy started chasing me once on my way to college. I had a 1979 Chevy Monaza and he had a Mustang. I actually outran him but finally got caught by a light. When he pulled up next to me he wasn't angry anymore but was impressed with my handling of my piece of crap car!! _______________________________________________
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