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Man eats 19,000 Big Macs From correspondents in Wisconsin  (lovemachine must have been busy that day...) 
DON Gorske is already in the Guinness Book of World Records for eating Big Macs - but it's not about the fame anymore. Gorske, who downed his 19,000th Big Mac on Wednesday, said he wouldn't know what else to eat if it weren't for Big Macs. "I'd be clueless," he said, adding that he ate a piece of pizza recently, but it "just wasn't the same." "It wasn't my first choice," he said. Gorske, 49, of Fond du Lac, eats two Big Macs per day and drinks little else beside Coke. He also keeps track of everything he eats in a notebook. "I admit I'm obsessive compulsive," he says. "I have so many compulsions." At 6 feet tall and almost 85kg, Gorske said he proves that foods you love don't have to make you fat. In fact, attorneys defending McDonald's against a lawsuit claiming its food makes people fat used Gorske as an example of someone who frequently ate fast food but stayed slim. The Associated Press 19,000th edit... [This message was edited Tue May 13 16:56:24 PDT 2003 by july] | |
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july said: 19,000 posts. :O That's just as good right?...
Man eats 19,000 Big Macs From correspondents in Wisconsin (lovemachine must have been busy that day...)
DON Gorske is already in the Guinness Book of World Records for eating Big Macs - but it's not about the fame anymore. Gorske, who downed his 19,000th Big Mac on Wednesday, said he wouldn't know what else to eat if it weren't for Big Macs. "I'd be clueless," he said, adding that he ate a piece of pizza recently, but it "just wasn't the same." "It wasn't my first choice," he said. Gorske, 49, of Fond du Lac, eats two Big Macs per day and drinks little else beside Coke. He also keeps track of everything he eats in a notebook. "I admit I'm obsessive compulsive," he says. "I have so many compulsions." At 6 feet tall and almost 85kg, Gorske said he proves that foods you love don't have to make you fat. In fact, attorneys defending McDonald's against a lawsuit claiming its food makes people fat used Gorske as an example of someone who frequently ate fast food but stayed slim. The Associated Press Holy fucking shit. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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AzureStar said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: You blasphemous heathen you
 It is only blasphemy to those who believe in that silly shit.  Then you will start believing at the gates of Heaven...  The gates of heaven... like god would need gates to keep you out... :LOL: That cosmic blunderer could just make you eat a never-ending pile of shit for all eternity if he wanted... why would he need a gate?  and and again
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Just curious, who's name did you call out when that big hairy ugly spider jumped out and almost bit you on the arm? | |
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REDFEATHERS said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: You blasphemous heathen you
It is only blasphemy to those who believe in that silly shit. Then you will start believing at the gates of Heaven... The gates of heaven... like god would need gates to keep you out... :LOL: That cosmic blunderer could just make you eat a never-ending pile of shit for all eternity if he wanted... why would he need a gate? and and again
Good point! I feel like I'm in bible study!  | |
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Blackcat said: Just curious, who's name did you call out when that big hairy ugly spider jumped out and almost bit you on the arm?
I yelled... and I quote: "Holy fuck! Jumping Jesus Chavez on a pogo stick!!! That was an ugly, hairy spider!" SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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AzureStar said: REDFEATHERS said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: You blasphemous heathen you
It is only blasphemy to those who believe in that silly shit. Then you will start believing at the gates of Heaven... The gates of heaven... like god would need gates to keep you out... :LOL: That cosmic blunderer could just make you eat a never-ending pile of shit for all eternity if he wanted... why would he need a gate? and and again
Good point! I feel like I'm in bible study! This is the kind of shit we talk about at my church... sinners are forced to snack on turds as punishment for their transgressions. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: AzureStar said: REDFEATHERS said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: IceNine said: REDFEATHERS said: You blasphemous heathen you
It is only blasphemy to those who believe in that silly shit. Then you will start believing at the gates of Heaven... The gates of heaven... like god would need gates to keep you out... :LOL: That cosmic blunderer could just make you eat a never-ending pile of shit for all eternity if he wanted... why would he need a gate? and and again
Good point! I feel like I'm in bible study! This is the kind of shit we talk about at my church... sinners are forced to snack on turds as punishment for their transgressions. I'm having trouble understanding you, can you break that down to me in terms that maybe I can understand? | |
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AzureStar said: IceNine said: This is the kind of shit we talk about at my church... sinners are forced to snack on turds as punishment for their transgressions.
I'm having trouble understanding you, can you break that down to me in terms that maybe I can understand? Here is the breakdown: You sin and you must eat a turd... bigger sins require bigger turds... your life will be reviewed and your sins will pile up like a stack of stinking feces that you must consume before you will be allowed into heaven... stinky breath and all. God will not give you a breath mint either... others will know how big a sinner you were by the rancid smell of your breath. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: july said: 19,000 posts. :O That's just as good right?...
Man eats 19,000 Big Macs From correspondents in Wisconsin (lovemachine must have been busy that day...)
DON Gorske is already in the Guinness Book of World Records for eating Big Macs - but it's not about the fame anymore. Gorske, who downed his 19,000th Big Mac on Wednesday, said he wouldn't know what else to eat if it weren't for Big Macs. "I'd be clueless," he said, adding that he ate a piece of pizza recently, but it "just wasn't the same." "It wasn't my first choice," he said. Gorske, 49, of Fond du Lac, eats two Big Macs per day and drinks little else beside Coke. He also keeps track of everything he eats in a notebook. "I admit I'm obsessive compulsive," he says. "I have so many compulsions." At 6 feet tall and almost 85kg, Gorske said he proves that foods you love don't have to make you fat. In fact, attorneys defending McDonald's against a lawsuit claiming its food makes people fat used Gorske as an example of someone who frequently ate fast food but stayed slim. The Associated Press Holy fucking shit.  Congratualtions! Of course it's not 19,000 
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IceNine said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: This is the kind of shit we talk about at my church... sinners are forced to snack on turds as punishment for their transgressions.
I'm having trouble understanding you, can you break that down to me in terms that maybe I can understand? Here is the breakdown: You sin and you must eat a turd... bigger sins require bigger turds... your life will be reviewed and your sins will pile up like a stack of stinking feces that you must consume before you will be allowed into heaven... stinky breath and all. God will not give you a breath mint either... others will know how big a sinner you were by the rancid smell of your breath. Now you're just talking crazy. | |
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AzureStar said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: This is the kind of shit we talk about at my church... sinners are forced to snack on turds as punishment for their transgressions.
I'm having trouble understanding you, can you break that down to me in terms that maybe I can understand? Here is the breakdown: You sin and you must eat a turd... bigger sins require bigger turds... your life will be reviewed and your sins will pile up like a stack of stinking feces that you must consume before you will be allowed into heaven... stinky breath and all. God will not give you a breath mint either... others will know how big a sinner you were by the rancid smell of your breath. Now you're just talking crazy. ...and burning people in a lake of fire ISN'T crazy talk??? :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: This is the kind of shit we talk about at my church... sinners are forced to snack on turds as punishment for their transgressions.
I'm having trouble understanding you, can you break that down to me in terms that maybe I can understand? Here is the breakdown: You sin and you must eat a turd... bigger sins require bigger turds... your life will be reviewed and your sins will pile up like a stack of stinking feces that you must consume before you will be allowed into heaven... stinky breath and all. God will not give you a breath mint either... others will know how big a sinner you were by the rancid smell of your breath. Now you're just talking crazy. ...and burning people in a lake of fire ISN'T crazy talk??? :LOL: No, that's the way god has planned it. Well... wait, maybe that is being on the verge of insanity. Are you saying god is insane? | |
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AzureStar said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: This is the kind of shit we talk about at my church... sinners are forced to snack on turds as punishment for their transgressions.
I'm having trouble understanding you, can you break that down to me in terms that maybe I can understand? Here is the breakdown: You sin and you must eat a turd... bigger sins require bigger turds... your life will be reviewed and your sins will pile up like a stack of stinking feces that you must consume before you will be allowed into heaven... stinky breath and all. God will not give you a breath mint either... others will know how big a sinner you were by the rancid smell of your breath. Now you're just talking crazy. ...and burning people in a lake of fire ISN'T crazy talk??? :LOL: No, that's the way god has planned it. Well... wait, maybe that is being on the verge of insanity. Are you saying god is insane? I am saying that god is working his way through an ever-increasing pile of shit right now, that murderous fuck. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: This is the kind of shit we talk about at my church... sinners are forced to snack on turds as punishment for their transgressions.
I'm having trouble understanding you, can you break that down to me in terms that maybe I can understand? Here is the breakdown: You sin and you must eat a turd... bigger sins require bigger turds... your life will be reviewed and your sins will pile up like a stack of stinking feces that you must consume before you will be allowed into heaven... stinky breath and all. God will not give you a breath mint either... others will know how big a sinner you were by the rancid smell of your breath. Now you're just talking crazy. ...and burning people in a lake of fire ISN'T crazy talk??? :LOL: No, that's the way god has planned it. Well... wait, maybe that is being on the verge of insanity. Are you saying god is insane? I am saying that god is working his way through an ever-increasing pile of shit right now, that murderous fuck. You're not being very nice, you know? Can't you think of anything nice to say? *waiting* | |
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AzureStar said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: This is the kind of shit we talk about at my church... sinners are forced to snack on turds as punishment for their transgressions.
I'm having trouble understanding you, can you break that down to me in terms that maybe I can understand? Here is the breakdown: You sin and you must eat a turd... bigger sins require bigger turds... your life will be reviewed and your sins will pile up like a stack of stinking feces that you must consume before you will be allowed into heaven... stinky breath and all. God will not give you a breath mint either... others will know how big a sinner you were by the rancid smell of your breath. Now you're just talking crazy. ...and burning people in a lake of fire ISN'T crazy talk??? :LOL: No, that's the way god has planned it. Well... wait, maybe that is being on the verge of insanity. Are you saying god is insane? I am saying that god is working his way through an ever-increasing pile of shit right now, that murderous fuck. You're not being very nice, you know? Can't you think of anything nice to say? *waiting* God is really great at being a sadistic, murdering fucker. As far as murderous fuckers go, god is the BEST! How was that? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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. So...how's everybody doing? | |
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At first I thought you were talking about God.
I see now you are speaking of god...nevermind...carry on. So...how's everybody doing? | |
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IceNine said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: This is the kind of shit we talk about at my church... sinners are forced to snack on turds as punishment for their transgressions.
I'm having trouble understanding you, can you break that down to me in terms that maybe I can understand? Here is the breakdown: You sin and you must eat a turd... bigger sins require bigger turds... your life will be reviewed and your sins will pile up like a stack of stinking feces that you must consume before you will be allowed into heaven... stinky breath and all. God will not give you a breath mint either... others will know how big a sinner you were by the rancid smell of your breath. Now you're just talking crazy. ...and burning people in a lake of fire ISN'T crazy talk??? :LOL: No, that's the way god has planned it. Well... wait, maybe that is being on the verge of insanity. Are you saying god is insane? I am saying that god is working his way through an ever-increasing pile of shit right now, that murderous fuck. You're not being very nice, you know? Can't you think of anything nice to say? *waiting* God is really great at being a sadistic, murdering fucker. As far as murderous fuckers go, god is the BEST! How was that? Oh, good lord! It's nice to see you back... somewhat. | |
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SensualMelody said: At first I thought you were talking about God.
I see now you are speaking of god...nevermind...carry on. I don't have enough respect for that bungler to capitalize the "g" in the word. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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AzureStar said: Oh, good lord!
It's nice to see you back... somewhat. I never went anywhere... I just forgot how stupid christianity was for a while. :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Blackcat said: Just curious, who's name did you call out when that big hairy ugly spider jumped out and almost bit you on the arm?
I yelled... and I quote: "Holy fuck! Jumping Jesus Chavez on a pogo stick!!! That was an ugly, hairy spider!" Yeah, right | |
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IceNine said: AzureStar said: Oh, good lord!
It's nice to see you back... somewhat. I never went anywhere... I just forgot how stupid christianity was for a while. :LOL: I meant "back" like in, "back in full form"... again, I say somewhat... | |
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Blackcat said: IceNine said: Blackcat said: Just curious, who's name did you call out when that big hairy ugly spider jumped out and almost bit you on the arm?
I yelled... and I quote: "Holy fuck! Jumping Jesus Chavez on a pogo stick!!! That was an ugly, hairy spider!" Yeah, right In all honesty, many times I will yell things like the following: "Fuck Jesus!" "Oh, fuck me!" "Holy shit!" "God-fucking-damn it, to fuck Jesus!" "Holy Jesus fucked in the ass Christ!!!" SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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AzureStar said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: Oh, good lord!
It's nice to see you back... somewhat. I never went anywhere... I just forgot how stupid christianity was for a while. :LOL: I meant "back" like in, "back in full form"... again, I say somewhat... Oh, I'm not going to flame anyone... gotta keep it nice for the kiddies! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Blackcat said: IceNine said: Blackcat said: Just curious, who's name did you call out when that big hairy ugly spider jumped out and almost bit you on the arm?
I yelled... and I quote: "Holy fuck! Jumping Jesus Chavez on a pogo stick!!! That was an ugly, hairy spider!" Yeah, right In all honesty, many times I will yell things like the following: "Fuck Jesus!" "Oh, fuck me!" "Holy shit!" "God-fucking-damn it, to fuck Jesus!" "Holy Jesus fucked in the ass Christ!!!" I can vouch for that... it is embarrassing when you are out in public and he uses the "Fuck Jesus" one. That happened once... I did giggle, right before I turned red. | |
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IceNine said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: Oh, good lord!
It's nice to see you back... somewhat. I never went anywhere... I just forgot how stupid christianity was for a while. :LOL: I meant "back" like in, "back in full form"... again, I say somewhat... Oh, I'm not going to flame anyone... gotta keep it nice for the kiddies! Right, that or because you, you know, can't flame. | |
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AzureStar said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: Oh, good lord!
It's nice to see you back... somewhat. I never went anywhere... I just forgot how stupid christianity was for a while. :LOL: I meant "back" like in, "back in full form"... again, I say somewhat... Oh, I'm not going to flame anyone... gotta keep it nice for the kiddies! Right, that or because you, you know, can't flame. Well, goddamn it to fuck Jesus in the fucking ass, you are right... I can't flame.  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Blackcat said: IceNine said: Blackcat said: Just curious, who's name did you call out when that big hairy ugly spider jumped out and almost bit you on the arm?
I yelled... and I quote: "Holy fuck! Jumping Jesus Chavez on a pogo stick!!! That was an ugly, hairy spider!" Yeah, right In all honesty, many times I will yell things like the following: "Fuck Jesus!" "Oh, fuck me!" "Holy shit!" "God-fucking-damn it, to fuck Jesus!" "Holy Jesus fucked in the ass Christ!!!" ok, you don't have to convince me Ice. I BELIEVE you. | |
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Blackcat said: IceNine said: Blackcat said: IceNine said: Blackcat said: Just curious, who's name did you call out when that big hairy ugly spider jumped out and almost bit you on the arm?
I yelled... and I quote: "Holy fuck! Jumping Jesus Chavez on a pogo stick!!! That was an ugly, hairy spider!" Yeah, right In all honesty, many times I will yell things like the following: "Fuck Jesus!" "Oh, fuck me!" "Holy shit!" "God-fucking-damn it, to fuck Jesus!" "Holy Jesus fucked in the ass Christ!!!" ok, you don't have to convince me Ice. I BELIEVE you.
Thank you. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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