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IceNine

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19,000 reasons to praise the name of the lord, your god.

I can't even think of one, so I will praise myself for finding the time to post 19,000 times.

"God told me to skin you alive!"
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Reply #1 posted 05/13/03 4:15pm

SuperC

biggrin I knew something like this was coming.
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Reply #2 posted 05/13/03 4:16pm

Heavenly

you post almost as much as I do.
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Reply #3 posted 05/13/03 4:17pm

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SuperC said:

biggrin I knew something like this was coming.


I'm jacking it as fast as I can... still not coming. Maybe I need some new porn.
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Reply #4 posted 05/13/03 4:20pm

AzureStar

I bet god told you to do this.
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Reply #5 posted 05/13/03 4:21pm

IceNine

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AzureStar said:

I bet god told you to do this.

God told me to masturbate with sheep entrails too... fuck him.
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Reply #6 posted 05/13/03 4:22pm

AzureStar

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

I bet god told you to do this.

God told me to masturbate with sheep entrails too... fuck him.


Maybe he is trying to drastically increase your check marks... you know... having a little fun with you to see just how far you'll go... you realize, that there is only one way to remove them all and have a clean slate, don't you?
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Reply #7 posted 05/13/03 4:24pm

IceNine

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AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

I bet god told you to do this.

God told me to masturbate with sheep entrails too... fuck him.


Maybe he is trying to drastically increase your check marks... you know... having a little fun with you to see just how far you'll go... you realize, that there is only one way to remove them all and have a clean slate, don't you?

If you ask for forgiveness and pay some church a lot of cash, god will forgive you and he will wipe the slate clean.

*donations are tax deductible!*
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Reply #8 posted 05/13/03 4:25pm

AzureStar

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

I bet god told you to do this.

God told me to masturbate with sheep entrails too... fuck him.


Maybe he is trying to drastically increase your check marks... you know... having a little fun with you to see just how far you'll go... you realize, that there is only one way to remove them all and have a clean slate, don't you?

If you ask for forgiveness and pay some church a lot of cash, god will forgive you and he will wipe the slate clean.

*donations are tax deductible!*


That's right! I have a feeling the good man will be sending you to the firey pits of hell.
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Reply #9 posted 05/13/03 4:27pm

IceNine

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AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

I bet god told you to do this.

God told me to masturbate with sheep entrails too... fuck him.


Maybe he is trying to drastically increase your check marks... you know... having a little fun with you to see just how far you'll go... you realize, that there is only one way to remove them all and have a clean slate, don't you?

If you ask for forgiveness and pay some church a lot of cash, god will forgive you and he will wipe the slate clean.

*donations are tax deductible!*


That's right! I have a feeling the good man will be sending you to the firey pits of hell.

Bring it on... if heaven involves hanging around a bunch of christian fucks, I prefer the flames of hell... what could be worse torture than hanging around a bunch of fucking brain-dead christians for all eternity?
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Reply #10 posted 05/13/03 4:28pm

AzureStar

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

I bet god told you to do this.

God told me to masturbate with sheep entrails too... fuck him.


Maybe he is trying to drastically increase your check marks... you know... having a little fun with you to see just how far you'll go... you realize, that there is only one way to remove them all and have a clean slate, don't you?

If you ask for forgiveness and pay some church a lot of cash, god will forgive you and he will wipe the slate clean.

*donations are tax deductible!*


That's right! I have a feeling the good man will be sending you to the firey pits of hell.

Bring it on... if heaven involves hanging around a bunch of christian fucks, I prefer the flames of hell... what could be worse torture than hanging around a bunch of fucking brain-dead christians for all eternity?


Standing in line behind someone writing a check at the check-out.
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Reply #11 posted 05/13/03 4:30pm

IceNine

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AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

I bet god told you to do this.

God told me to masturbate with sheep entrails too... fuck him.


Maybe he is trying to drastically increase your check marks... you know... having a little fun with you to see just how far you'll go... you realize, that there is only one way to remove them all and have a clean slate, don't you?

If you ask for forgiveness and pay some church a lot of cash, god will forgive you and he will wipe the slate clean.

*donations are tax deductible!*


That's right! I have a feeling the good man will be sending you to the firey pits of hell.

Bring it on... if heaven involves hanging around a bunch of christian fucks, I prefer the flames of hell... what could be worse torture than hanging around a bunch of fucking brain-dead christians for all eternity?


Standing in line behind someone writing a check at the check-out.


That sucks real balls... I made a thread about those fuckers before. I hate check writers, but I would choose them over brain-dead christians any fucking day.
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Reply #12 posted 05/13/03 4:32pm

AzureStar

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

I bet god told you to do this.

God told me to masturbate with sheep entrails too... fuck him.


Maybe he is trying to drastically increase your check marks... you know... having a little fun with you to see just how far you'll go... you realize, that there is only one way to remove them all and have a clean slate, don't you?

If you ask for forgiveness and pay some church a lot of cash, god will forgive you and he will wipe the slate clean.

*donations are tax deductible!*


That's right! I have a feeling the good man will be sending you to the firey pits of hell.

Bring it on... if heaven involves hanging around a bunch of christian fucks, I prefer the flames of hell... what could be worse torture than hanging around a bunch of fucking brain-dead christians for all eternity?


Standing in line behind someone writing a check at the check-out.


That sucks real balls... I made a thread about those fuckers before. I hate check writers, but I would choose them over brain-dead christians any fucking day.


Yes, I remember the thread, I didn't pull that out of my ass, you know?

Watch who you're calling brain dead, now... be nice.

smile
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Reply #13 posted 05/13/03 4:34pm

IceNine

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AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

I bet god told you to do this.

God told me to masturbate with sheep entrails too... fuck him.


Maybe he is trying to drastically increase your check marks... you know... having a little fun with you to see just how far you'll go... you realize, that there is only one way to remove them all and have a clean slate, don't you?

If you ask for forgiveness and pay some church a lot of cash, god will forgive you and he will wipe the slate clean.

*donations are tax deductible!*


That's right! I have a feeling the good man will be sending you to the firey pits of hell.

Bring it on... if heaven involves hanging around a bunch of christian fucks, I prefer the flames of hell... what could be worse torture than hanging around a bunch of fucking brain-dead christians for all eternity?


Standing in line behind someone writing a check at the check-out.


That sucks real balls... I made a thread about those fuckers before. I hate check writers, but I would choose them over brain-dead christians any fucking day.


Yes, I remember the thread, I didn't pull that out of my ass, you know?

Watch who you're calling brain dead, now... be nice.

smile


Are you a brain-dead christian with things stuffed up her ass? If not, I am not talking about you.
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Reply #14 posted 05/13/03 4:35pm

AzureStar

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

I bet god told you to do this.

God told me to masturbate with sheep entrails too... fuck him.


Maybe he is trying to drastically increase your check marks... you know... having a little fun with you to see just how far you'll go... you realize, that there is only one way to remove them all and have a clean slate, don't you?

If you ask for forgiveness and pay some church a lot of cash, god will forgive you and he will wipe the slate clean.

*donations are tax deductible!*


That's right! I have a feeling the good man will be sending you to the firey pits of hell.

Bring it on... if heaven involves hanging around a bunch of christian fucks, I prefer the flames of hell... what could be worse torture than hanging around a bunch of fucking brain-dead christians for all eternity?


Standing in line behind someone writing a check at the check-out.


That sucks real balls... I made a thread about those fuckers before. I hate check writers, but I would choose them over brain-dead christians any fucking day.


Yes, I remember the thread, I didn't pull that out of my ass, you know?

Watch who you're calling brain dead, now... be nice.

smile


Are you a brain-dead christian with things stuffed up her ass? If not, I am not talking about you.


I wasn't talking about me, dork. I was just telling you to be nice. God told me to say that.

smile
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Reply #15 posted 05/13/03 4:36pm

IceNine

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AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

I bet god told you to do this.

God told me to masturbate with sheep entrails too... fuck him.


Maybe he is trying to drastically increase your check marks... you know... having a little fun with you to see just how far you'll go... you realize, that there is only one way to remove them all and have a clean slate, don't you?

If you ask for forgiveness and pay some church a lot of cash, god will forgive you and he will wipe the slate clean.

*donations are tax deductible!*


That's right! I have a feeling the good man will be sending you to the firey pits of hell.

Bring it on... if heaven involves hanging around a bunch of christian fucks, I prefer the flames of hell... what could be worse torture than hanging around a bunch of fucking brain-dead christians for all eternity?


Standing in line behind someone writing a check at the check-out.


That sucks real balls... I made a thread about those fuckers before. I hate check writers, but I would choose them over brain-dead christians any fucking day.


Yes, I remember the thread, I didn't pull that out of my ass, you know?

Watch who you're calling brain dead, now... be nice.

smile


Are you a brain-dead christian with things stuffed up her ass? If not, I am not talking about you.


I wasn't talking about me, dork. I was just telling you to be nice. God told me to say that.

smile

Tell god to fuck off then.
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Reply #16 posted 05/13/03 4:38pm

AzureStar

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

I bet god told you to do this.

God told me to masturbate with sheep entrails too... fuck him.


Maybe he is trying to drastically increase your check marks... you know... having a little fun with you to see just how far you'll go... you realize, that there is only one way to remove them all and have a clean slate, don't you?

If you ask for forgiveness and pay some church a lot of cash, god will forgive you and he will wipe the slate clean.

*donations are tax deductible!*


That's right! I have a feeling the good man will be sending you to the firey pits of hell.

Bring it on... if heaven involves hanging around a bunch of christian fucks, I prefer the flames of hell... what could be worse torture than hanging around a bunch of fucking brain-dead christians for all eternity?


Standing in line behind someone writing a check at the check-out.


That sucks real balls... I made a thread about those fuckers before. I hate check writers, but I would choose them over brain-dead christians any fucking day.


Yes, I remember the thread, I didn't pull that out of my ass, you know?

Watch who you're calling brain dead, now... be nice.

smile


Are you a brain-dead christian with things stuffed up her ass? If not, I am not talking about you.


I wasn't talking about me, dork. I was just telling you to be nice. God told me to say that.

smile

Tell god to fuck off then.


I'm sorry, I cannot do that. That would guarantee a check next to my name. I probably don't have many left.
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Reply #17 posted 05/13/03 4:38pm

REDFEATHERS

You blasphemous heathen you spank
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Reply #18 posted 05/13/03 4:38pm

IceNine

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AzureStar said:

I'm sorry, I cannot do that. That would guarantee a check next to my name. I probably don't have many left.

Cowardly fuck.
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Reply #19 posted 05/13/03 4:39pm

AzureStar

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

I'm sorry, I cannot do that. That would guarantee a check next to my name. I probably don't have many left.

Cowardly fuck.


Hey, it's not that I am a coward. It's just that I have a lot of hell to raise and I'm not wasting a check mark to forward a message to god from you!
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Reply #20 posted 05/13/03 4:40pm

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REDFEATHERS said:

You blasphemous heathen you spank

It is only blasphemy to those who believe in that silly shit.

smile
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Reply #21 posted 05/13/03 4:41pm

IceNine

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AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

I'm sorry, I cannot do that. That would guarantee a check next to my name. I probably don't have many left.

Cowardly fuck.


Hey, it's not that I am a coward. It's just that I have a lot of hell to raise and I'm not wasting a check mark to forward a message to god from you!


"Tell Jesus he can kiss my ass..." - Malcolm Little, as played by Denzel Washington in "Malcolm X"
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Reply #22 posted 05/13/03 4:43pm

AzureStar

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

I'm sorry, I cannot do that. That would guarantee a check next to my name. I probably don't have many left.

Cowardly fuck.


Hey, it's not that I am a coward. It's just that I have a lot of hell to raise and I'm not wasting a check mark to forward a message to god from you!


"Tell Jesus he can kiss my ass..." - Malcolm Little, as played by Denzel Washington in "Malcolm X"


You're going to hell. Well, that's okay, if hell did exist, other than on this earth, I'd probably see ya there... smile
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Reply #23 posted 05/13/03 4:44pm

SuperC

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

I'm sorry, I cannot do that. That would guarantee a check next to my name. I probably don't have many left.

Cowardly fuck.


Hey, it's not that I am a coward. It's just that I have a lot of hell to raise and I'm not wasting a check mark to forward a message to god from you!


"Tell Jesus he can kiss my ass..." - Malcolm Little, as played by Denzel Washington in "Malcolm X"


:LOL: Good one. I can have much respect for a person and still not agree with everything he says.
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Reply #24 posted 05/13/03 4:44pm

IceNine

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AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

I'm sorry, I cannot do that. That would guarantee a check next to my name. I probably don't have many left.

Cowardly fuck.


Hey, it's not that I am a coward. It's just that I have a lot of hell to raise and I'm not wasting a check mark to forward a message to god from you!


"Tell Jesus he can kiss my ass..." - Malcolm Little, as played by Denzel Washington in "Malcolm X"


You're going to hell. Well, that's okay, if hell did exist, other than on this earth, I'd probably see ya there... smile

If a hell existed, and it doesn't, I will be there cursing the name of that foul fucker called god.
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Reply #25 posted 05/13/03 4:45pm

IceNine

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SuperC said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

I'm sorry, I cannot do that. That would guarantee a check next to my name. I probably don't have many left.

Cowardly fuck.


Hey, it's not that I am a coward. It's just that I have a lot of hell to raise and I'm not wasting a check mark to forward a message to god from you!


"Tell Jesus he can kiss my ass..." - Malcolm Little, as played by Denzel Washington in "Malcolm X"


:LOL: Good one. I can have much respect for a person and still not agree with everything he says.


I agree...
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Reply #26 posted 05/13/03 4:48pm

REDFEATHERS

IceNine said:

REDFEATHERS said:

You blasphemous heathen you spank

It is only blasphemy to those who believe in that silly shit.

smile



Then you will start believing at the gates of Heaven... yawn
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Reply #27 posted 05/13/03 4:49pm

AzureStar

REDFEATHERS said:

IceNine said:

REDFEATHERS said:

You blasphemous heathen you spank

It is only blasphemy to those who believe in that silly shit.

smile



Then you will start believing at the gates of Heaven... yawn


I thought he was going to hell? I don't think they'll let him near the gates. Isn't he a self-proclaimed satanic demon?

confused
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Reply #28 posted 05/13/03 4:49pm

IceNine

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REDFEATHERS said:

IceNine said:

REDFEATHERS said:

You blasphemous heathen you spank

It is only blasphemy to those who believe in that silly shit.

smile



Then you will start believing at the gates of Heaven... yawn

The gates of heaven... like god would need gates to keep you out...

:LOL:

That cosmic blunderer could just make you eat a never-ending pile of shit for all eternity if he wanted... why would he need a gate?
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Reply #29 posted 05/13/03 4:50pm

AzureStar

IceNine said:

REDFEATHERS said:

IceNine said:

REDFEATHERS said:

You blasphemous heathen you spank

It is only blasphemy to those who believe in that silly shit.

smile



Then you will start believing at the gates of Heaven... yawn

The gates of heaven... like god would need gates to keep you out...

:LOL:

That cosmic blunderer could just make you eat a never-ending pile of shit for all eternity if he wanted... why would he need a gate?


Good point!
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