I asked my colleague if I could help him with some work this morning, this was on his way out 2 the bathroom. He said, could I help him when he got back cuz he wanted 2 dry his shirt becuz he was sweating 2 much. this was the same guy who was off ill becuz he ate 2 many sweets by the way...moron

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I work with one complete and utter t*** too

there there i feel your pain!

JaneyPoos said:

Its not 2 bad cuz at least I get 2 take the piss out of him!

Is your colleague French in any way?

jeremyfaulkner said:

I could B stereotypical and say yes...what with the excess sweating and all...but no...he's an english peasant.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I like stereotypes.

I am the over sexed

JDINTERACTIVE said:

whats an english peasant? like a trashy person or a poor person
?

Christopher said:

read on...

general note about the peasants is that they are not very smart (with one or two notable exceptions). As a community, they are easily led into any trap, swindle or scam being run by the Sheriff, and believe in idiotic superstitions like the Worksop Egg Fairy

JDINTERACTIVE said:

"Freshin ya drink gov'na?..."~said with buck tooth smile~

lol they're like that?

Christopher said:

I'm afraid they do exist

JDINTERACTIVE said:

They are EVERYWHERE.

They just look different in every country.

In Holland they are called Johhny (pronounced sssjonnie) and Anita.They personify the stereotypical Dutch peasants.

jeremyfaulkner said:

And actually, here they are;

Any Anita will have outgrown bleeched hair and a bad perm.

Johhny most times has L.O.VE./H.A.T.E. tattooed on his knuckles.

jeremyfaulkner said:

Johhny looks remarkably like Proffessor Yaffle from children's TV programme Bagpuss



or indeed Arsene Wenger, manager of Arsenal Football Club


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My colleague on the other hand, looks and acts like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel

This Johhny is also not a REAL Johhny.
The REAL Johnnt would have slickened hair and at least one tattoo.
And a gold ring through his ear AND a thumb ring.

THUMB RING are very PEASANTLY

JDINTERACTIVE said:

that is bad...

Christopher said:

tell me about it

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I U guys, I wish I was where U all R

i think im gonna be cletus for halloween

Christopher said:

:FALLOFF: he he he!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

you should go as woody allen eheh

anywhoo you realize theres like Nooone else posting on the GD? its dead in here

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Surrounded by smelly French colleagues?

Christopher said:

I would go as Woody Allen but the chicks would be swooningover me 2 much, that I wouldnt B able 2 come up 4 air.

I know, this why this pointless and meaningless thread has now become a hot topic!

jeremyfaulkner said:

even surrounded by smelly French colleagues

JDINTERACTIVE said:

i love when theres a thread with like 6 replys and 879 views or something

Christopher said:

Like in the Politics and Religion forum?!