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Reply #30 posted 05/12/03 3:47pm

Paisley

REDFEATHERS said:

Paisley said:

Using Tampons, I've never used them cause I was always afraid that it would get stuck up in there.

Now that is another story I could tell...

evillol

Just don't let your boyfriend stick his dick in you when you got a tampon inside you, muthafucka pushed it right up (he was very well hung wink

) and afterwards, when I couldnt find it, alot of panic later, I made him perform an operation on me with his fingers to get the damned thing out lol

He never stuck his dick in me "during my period" without asking first!

lol

Sucker!

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Reply #31 posted 05/12/03 3:51pm

Heavenly

REDFEATHERS said:

Paisley said:

Using Tampons, I've never used them cause I was always afraid that it would get stuck up in there.

Now that is another story I could tell...

evillol

Just don't let your boyfriend stick his dick in you when you got a tampon inside you, muthafucka pushed it right up (he was very well hung wink

) and afterwards, when I couldnt find it, alot of panic later, I made him perform an operation on me with his fingers to get the damned thing out lol

He never stuck his dick in me "during my period" without asking first!

lol

Sucker!

If he's well hung, then I would've thought that his fingers wouldn't be enough.

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Reply #32 posted 05/12/03 3:58pm

REDFEATHERS	My doggie got stuck to the dog next door, when I was a little girl. I was laughing cos it looked funny. The neighbour looked and he ran outside and threw a bucket of cold water over them. My Mum me hard, cos she told me not to let my dog out the garden to play with boy dogs.. I didn't understand
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Reply #33 posted 05/12/03 4:04pm

Heavenly	REDFEATHERS said: My doggie got stuck to the dog next door, when I was a little girl. I was laughing cos it looked funny. The neighbour looked and he ran outside and threw a bucket of cold water over them. My Mum me hard, cos she told me not to let my dog out the garden to play with boy dogs.. I didn't understand I think you have enough stories to last a life time
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Reply #34 posted 05/12/03 4:10pm

Supernova

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REDFEATHERS said:

Supernova said:

On people, not things.

You must have got stuck on something... hmm

Have you ever drunk from a bottle and stuck your tongue in the neck and then it causes a vacuum and you can't get the bottle off your tongue???

lol

'Fraid not. That kinda stuff only happens to you. neutral

This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes.

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Reply #35 posted 05/12/03 4:32pm

mcmeekle	About 2 years ago, I was doing the hoovering in my bedroom, naked, and I tripped, and fell right onto the nozzle. My penis got stuck fast! Then in my haste to remove the offending appliance, I fell backwards onto a candle, which lodged securely in my anus. Fortunately, it was not lit at the time. I tried to remove these items with vaseline, which is why there was a tub next to me.
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Reply #36 posted 05/12/03 5:07pm

REDFEATHERS

mcmeekle said:

About 2 years ago, I was doing the hoovering in my bedroom, naked, and I tripped, and fell right onto the nozzle. My penis got stuck fast! Then in my haste to remove the offending appliance, I fell backwards onto a candle, which lodged securely in my anus. Fortunately, it was not lit at the time. I tried to remove these items with vaseline, which is why there was a tub next to me.

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I actually believe that to be true, coming from you lol

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Reply #37 posted 05/12/03 5:09pm

Lleena	2the9s got stuck in his couch..
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Reply #38 posted 05/12/03 5:10pm

2the9s	Lleena has moths stuck all over her.
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Reply #39 posted 05/12/03 5:11pm

althom

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So here I am tapping away on my keyboard and my fishnets get stuck to my laptop, damn, I cannot rip them away cos then, well, they will just rip, so I have had to take off my tights, holding my laptop, and trying not to drop it so I can perform the operation of carefully untangling my tights from my damn computer! mad