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PrintableREDFEATHERS said: Paisley said: Using Tampons, I've never used them cause I was always afraid that it would get stuck up in there.
Now that is another story I could tell... 
Just don't let your boyfriend stick his dick in you when you got a tampon inside you, muthafucka pushed it right up (he was very well hung  ) and afterwards, when I couldnt find it, alot of panic later, I made him perform an operation on me with his fingers to get the damned thing out 
He never stuck his dick in me "during my period" without asking first!
Sucker!   | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Paisley said: Using Tampons, I've never used them cause I was always afraid that it would get stuck up in there.
Now that is another story I could tell...
Just don't let your boyfriend stick his dick in you when you got a tampon inside you, muthafucka pushed it right up (he was very well hung ) and afterwards, when I couldnt find it, alot of panic later, I made him perform an operation on me with his fingers to get the damned thing out
He never stuck his dick in me "during my period" without asking first!
Sucker! 
If he's well hung, then I would've thought that his fingers wouldn't be enough. | |
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My doggie got stuck to the dog next door, when I was a little girl. I was laughing cos it looked funny. The neighbour looked  and he ran outside and threw a bucket of cold water over them.
My Mum  me hard, cos she told me not to let my dog out the garden to play with boy dogs..
I didn't understand  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: My doggie got stuck to the dog next door, when I was a little girl. I was laughing cos it looked funny. The neighbour looked
and he ran outside and threw a bucket of cold water over them.
My Mum me hard, cos she told me not to let my dog out the garden to play with boy dogs..
I didn't understand
I think you have enough stories to last a life time | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Supernova said: On people, not things.
You must have got stuck on something... 
Have you ever drunk from a bottle and stuck your tongue in the neck and then it causes a vacuum and you can't get the bottle off your tongue??? 'Fraid not. That kinda stuff only happens to you.  This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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About 2 years ago, I was doing the hoovering in my bedroom, naked, and I tripped, and fell right onto the nozzle. My penis got stuck fast! Then in my haste to remove the offending appliance, I fell backwards onto a candle, which lodged securely in my anus. Fortunately, it was not lit at the time. I tried to remove these items with vaseline, which is why there was a tub next to me.
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mcmeekle said: About 2 years ago, I was doing the hoovering in my bedroom, naked, and I tripped, and fell right onto the nozzle. My penis got stuck fast! Then in my haste to remove the offending appliance, I fell backwards onto a candle, which lodged securely in my anus. Fortunately, it was not lit at the time. I tried to remove these items with vaseline, which is why there was a tub next to me.
I actually believe that to be true, coming from you | |
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2the9s got stuck in his couch..  | |
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Lleena has moths stuck all over her.
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REDFEATHERS said: So here I am tapping away on my keyboard and my fishnets get stuck to my laptop, damn, I cannot rip them away cos then, well, they will just rip, so I have had to take off my tights, holding my laptop, and trying not to drop it so I can perform the operation of carefully untangling my tights from my damn computer!
Ummm...would you like to use my computer?  | |
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althom said: REDFEATHERS said: So here I am tapping away on my keyboard and my fishnets get stuck to my laptop, damn, I cannot rip them away cos then, well, they will just rip, so I have had to take off my tights, holding my laptop, and trying not to drop it so I can perform the operation of carefully untangling my tights from my damn computer!
Ummm...would you like to use my computer? I might have to, cos I will not have a computer, very soon  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: althom said: REDFEATHERS said: So here I am tapping away on my keyboard and my fishnets get stuck to my laptop, damn, I cannot rip them away cos then, well, they will just rip, so I have had to take off my tights, holding my laptop, and trying not to drop it so I can perform the operation of carefully untangling my tights from my damn computer!
Ummm...would you like to use my computer? I might have to, cos I will not have a computer, very soon As long as you have your telepathy, everything will be fine | |
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Heavenly said: REDFEATHERS said: althom said: REDFEATHERS said: So here I am tapping away on my keyboard and my fishnets get stuck to my laptop, damn, I cannot rip them away cos then, well, they will just rip, so I have had to take off my tights, holding my laptop, and trying not to drop it so I can perform the operation of carefully untangling my tights from my damn computer!
Ummm...would you like to use my computer? I might have to, cos I will not have a computer, very soon As long as you have your telepathy, everything will be fine But can I post telepathically? | |
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