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Getting Stuck on Things So here I am tapping away on my keyboard and my fishnets get stuck to my laptop, damn, I cannot rip them away cos then, well, they will just rip, so I have had to take off my tights, holding my laptop, and trying not to drop it so I can perform the operation of carefully untangling my tights from my damn computer! 
Do you, or have you ever get stuck to things before?? 
I have afew more examples, some are X-rated though, I will ponder on whether I should post them or not forst. | |
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I get my fishnets stuck on stuff a lot too.
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My friends dog used to hump the cushion, and on many occasions got himself "stuck" to the cushion...dont know how or why..  he just did!  | |
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Why are you wearing fishnets in May anyway? "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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funny you should ask that,
cos' i wos just ponderin' why it is i wake up most mornin's with my knob stuck to the bed-sheets. Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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REDFEATHERS said:So here I am tapping away on my keyboard  and my fishnets get stuck to my laptop,  damn, I cannot rip them away cos then, well, they will just rip, so I have had to take off my tights,  holding my laptop, and trying not to drop it so I can perform the operation of carefully untangling my tights from my damn computer!
Do you, or have you ever get stuck to things before?? PEJ said:  yes dear I am officially stuck on you...not the Lionel Ritchie song either...
I have afew more examples, some are X-rated though, I will ponder on whether I should post them or not forst. I sincerey wanna fuck the taste... oh you know... Please do!!!-------------------------------------------------
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Hmmm... Nice Stockings... Miss Red...   | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Why are you wearing fishnets in May anyway?
It is bloody freezing in the UK today...it's been raining all day so I am in winter clothes  | |
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xenon said: funny you should ask that,
cos' i wos just ponderin' why it is i wake up most mornin's with my knob stuck to the bed-sheets. and how do you un-attach your self from your sheets??? | |
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REDFEATHERS said: My friends dog used to hump the cushion, and on many occasions got himself "stuck" to the cushion...dont know how or why..
he just did! My dog usually tried to hump me, and he never got stuck | |
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On people, not things. This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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...and how embarrasing is it when you go to the bathroom/toilet in a bar/restaurant/wherever to have a piece on  stuck to the bottom of your shoe and you walk out with it flapping about??? 
I always check my shoes when I leave a  now.
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pejman said: REDFEATHERS said:So here I am tapping away on my keyboard
and my fishnets get stuck to my laptop, damn, I cannot rip them away cos then, well, they will just rip, so I have had to take off my tights, holding my laptop, and trying not to drop it so I can perform the operation of carefully untangling my tights from my damn computer!
Do you, or have you ever get stuck to things before?? PEJ said: yes dear I am officially stuck on you...not the Lionel Ritchie song either...
I have afew more examples, some are X-rated though, I will ponder on whether I should post them or not forst. I sincerey wanna fuck the taste... oh you know... Please do!!!PEJ! | |
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Remember when Prince performed GETT OFF at the MTV music awards and got his sleeve stuck on the mic stand...? Just thought I'd share. [This message was edited Mon May 12 14:52:20 PDT 2003 by pejman] -------------------------------------------------
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REDFEATHERS said:
PEJ!
PEJ said RED :DILDO I mean...ditto -------------------------------------------------
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Butt nekkid on a leather  on a humid day!
the balls are the last to give... [This message was edited Mon May 12 14:59:03 PDT 2003 by Revolution] Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: minneapolisgenius said: Why are you wearing fishnets in May anyway?
It is bloody freezing in the UK today...it's been raining all day so I am in winter clothes Oh, well that explains it. It's cold and rainy here too, but I haven't even left the house today, so no fishnets for me. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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REDFEATHERS said: ...and how embarrasing is it when you go to the bathroom/toilet in a bar/restaurant/wherever to have a piece on
stuck to the bottom of your shoe and you walk out with it flapping about???
I always check my shoes when I leave a now.
That has to be my #1 obsessive-compulsive thing: non-stop checking if I have on my shoes after I go to the bathroom. It would be one of the most mortifying things to me, and I don't know why. I mean, there are worse things in the world, but that for some reason, always worries me. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Ok, there's a story I will share with you about when I was a teenager and was SOOO embarrased!!!
I went to this disco, I must have been about 14, I think, well I was wearing white trousers and a white and turquoise stripey knitted cropped top. It was kinda cool (back in those days  ) but was very loose knit and a bit revealing, so to say..
Well I was dancing with this hunk of a guy, Fredrique (  when I think about him now but lets not go there ) anyway, I was the happiest girl alive that night.
He was then gonna go get me a drink, so he left the dancefloor and walked off, bumping into people, walking round people - it was really busy! and left me...until I felt a jerk... ...  my jumper was all tight round my body, the stitches all taut and I thought, wtf is going on, and what the hell is all that wool around the dancefloor??? Fucker got his watch caught on my top, and I had to mingle through people, the same way he did, rolling up the pulled length of wool that had come away as I followed his direction until I got to him, detached myself from his watch and ran away from the disco in tears...  ...a ruined top and the whole place pissing themselves laughing!!
I was so embarrassed, I never saw him again.  | |
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Using Tampons, I've never used them cause I was always afraid that it would get stuck up in there. | |
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pejman said: REDFEATHERS said:
PEJ!
PEJ said RED :DILDO I mean...ditto | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Ok, there's a story I will share with you about when I was a teenager and was SOOO embarrased!!!
I went to this disco, I must have been about 14, I think, well I was wearing white trousers and a white and turquoise stripey knitted cropped top. It was kinda cool (back in those days ) but was very loose knit and a bit revealing, so to say..
Well I was dancing with this hunk of a guy, Fredrique ( when I think about him now but lets not go there ) anyway, I was the happiest girl alive that night.
He was then gonna go get me a drink, so he left the dancefloor and walked off, bumping into people, walking round people - it was really busy! and left me...until I felt a jerk... ... my jumper was all tight round my body, the stitches all taut and I thought, wtf is going on, and what the hell is all that wool around the dancefloor??? Fucker got his watch caught on my top, and I had to mingle through people, the same way he did, rolling up the pulled length of wool that had come away as I followed his direction until I got to him, detached myself from his watch and ran away from the disco in tears... ...a ruined top and the whole place pissing themselves laughing!!
I was so embarrassed, I never saw him again. I swear I've heard this story somewhere else. Have you told it here before? No really, it sounds so familiar. Maybe it was just such a horrible experience, that you kind of became an urban legend. People tell that story about this one poor girl whose sweater unravelled in the club... "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: REDFEATHERS said: Ok, there's a story I will share with you about when I was a teenager and was SOOO embarrased!!!
I went to this disco, I must have been about 14, I think, well I was wearing white trousers and a white and turquoise stripey knitted cropped top. It was kinda cool (back in those days ) but was very loose knit and a bit revealing, so to say..
Well I was dancing with this hunk of a guy, Fredrique ( when I think about him now but lets not go there ) anyway, I was the happiest girl alive that night.
He was then gonna go get me a drink, so he left the dancefloor and walked off, bumping into people, walking round people - it was really busy! and left me...until I felt a jerk... ... my jumper was all tight round my body, the stitches all taut and I thought, wtf is going on, and what the hell is all that wool around the dancefloor??? Fucker got his watch caught on my top, and I had to mingle through people, the same way he did, rolling up the pulled length of wool that had come away as I followed his direction until I got to him, detached myself from his watch and ran away from the disco in tears... ...a ruined top and the whole place pissing themselves laughing!!
I was so embarrassed, I never saw him again. I swear I've heard this story somewhere else. Have you told it here before? No really, it sounds so familiar. Maybe it was just such a horrible experience, that you kind of became an urban legend. People tell that story about this one poor girl whose sweater unravelled in the club... It is true I dunno, but it happened, yes, to poor lil me...
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REDFEATHERS said: minneapolisgenius said: REDFEATHERS said: Ok, there's a story I will share with you about when I was a teenager and was SOOO embarrased!!!
I went to this disco, I must have been about 14, I think, well I was wearing white trousers and a white and turquoise stripey knitted cropped top. It was kinda cool (back in those days ) but was very loose knit and a bit revealing, so to say..
Well I was dancing with this hunk of a guy, Fredrique ( when I think about him now but lets not go there ) anyway, I was the happiest girl alive that night.
He was then gonna go get me a drink, so he left the dancefloor and walked off, bumping into people, walking round people - it was really busy! and left me...until I felt a jerk... ... my jumper was all tight round my body, the stitches all taut and I thought, wtf is going on, and what the hell is all that wool around the dancefloor??? Fucker got his watch caught on my top, and I had to mingle through people, the same way he did, rolling up the pulled length of wool that had come away as I followed his direction until I got to him, detached myself from his watch and ran away from the disco in tears... ...a ruined top and the whole place pissing themselves laughing!!
I was so embarrassed, I never saw him again. I swear I've heard this story somewhere else. Have you told it here before? No really, it sounds so familiar. Maybe it was just such a horrible experience, that you kind of became an urban legend. People tell that story about this one poor girl whose sweater unravelled in the club... It is true I dunno, but it happened, yes, to poor lil me...
You are a true legend then.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Paisley said: Using Tampons, I've never used them cause I was always afraid that it would get stuck up in there.
Now that is another story I could tell... 
Just don't let your boyfriend stick his dick in you when you got a tampon inside you, muthafucka pushed it right up (he was very well hung ) and afterwards, when I couldnt find it, alot of panic later, I made him perform an operation on me with his fingers to get the damned thing out
He never stuck his dick in me "during my period" without asking first!
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REDFEATHERS said: Paisley said: Using Tampons, I've never used them cause I was always afraid that it would get stuck up in there.
Now that is another story I could tell...
Just don't let your boyfriend stick his dick in you when you got a tampon inside you, muthafucka pushed it right up (he was very well hung ) and afterwards, when I couldnt find it, alot of panic later, I made him perform an operation on me with his fingers to get the damned thing out
He never stuck his dick in me "during my period" without asking first!
Sucker! Awww... What a beautiful story...  | |
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Supernova said: On people, not things.
You must have got stuck on something...
Have you ever drunk from a bottle and stuck your tongue in the neck and then it causes a vacuum and you can't get the bottle off your tongue??? | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Supernova said: On people, not things.
You must have got stuck on something...
Have you ever drunk from a bottle and stuck your tongue in the neck and then it causes a vacuum and you can't get the bottle off your tongue??? what kind of experiments are you doing??? | |
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Heavenly said: REDFEATHERS said: Supernova said: On people, not things.
You must have got stuck on something...
Have you ever drunk from a bottle and stuck your tongue in the neck and then it causes a vacuum and you can't get the bottle off your tongue??? what kind of experiments are you doing???It just happens.. | |
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