I just woke up from the strangest dream and totally freaked out

I was in a pub surrounded by all my friends and family members that have died.I was chatting away with everyone as if everything was perfectly normal,buying drinks and having a good time.

Then they all started singing,really quiet at first but then it was so loud and the noise was deafening.I had to get away,I tried to run away but there was no way out.All of the doors all bed back into the room where I was trying to leave

Its really freaked me out

Much love Pochacco

Pochacco said:

You woke up? Then you clearly didn't drink enough during your dream



What's wrong with that? I drink with my passed-on relatives and friends all the time - in real life.



Now THIS is interesting. You've clearly got sexual desires towards Sharon from Eastenders (hence the pub, ability for dead relatives and friends to come back from the dead and cockney singalongs in pubs). You're also very embarrassed about your tiny penis but you can't stop worrying about it (hence you keep coming back to the same problem)



And here's a visual version of your dream, just to remind you of the horror. You're the one with no trousers on (and a tiny penis)

I thought that I made it quite clear that I never wanted you to mention my tiny penis ever again

Much love Pochacco

Pochacco said:

Something to do with feeling comforted in life and then plagued by something that you seem to be unable to get away from?

Pochacco said:

You really miss your dearly departed but not THAT much.