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If The Devil Came To Earth As A Cat, Her Name Would Be.... NATSUME!!! (To the tune of Charlie Daniel's "Devil Went Down To Georgia")
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The devil came down to p.org, Cuz, she was lookin' for a soul to steal, She was in a bind, she was way behind And was willin' to make a deal When she came upon this young stud Droppin' his shorts, baring his ass She jumped up on a hickory stump..said "June7, pull your pants up fast!" She said, "I guess you didn't know it, But I can bare my ass off too And if you care to take a dare I'd bare it better than you... Now you bare pretty good ass, June But give Natsume her due... I'll pay a ass crack o' gold Against your soul To show I'm better than you..." The boy said, "My name's June7, And it may be a sin But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret I'm the best ass barer that's ever been..." June7 polish up yo ass, and clinch your butt cheeks good Cuz Hell's broke loose on p.org and Natsume's says she could And if you win you get a loaded ass crack full o' gold... But if you lose Natsume get's your soul... Natsume, tired of waiting, said I'll start this show And fire flew from her paws, as she loosened up her clothes She lifted her tail, bared her ass and made an evil hiss And a band of demons joined in but then stopped to take a piss... June7 said to Natsume, you're pretty good for a cat But sit back on your furry ass, lemme show you where it's at... Round the loops the belt comes off Pants get loose and the shoes aren't scuffed Zipper goes down, it's a great retort... Bare assed boy says "eat my shorts" Natsume bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat And she laid that ass crack full o' gold on the floor at 7's feet June7 said just come on back cat, if you ever wanna try again, Cuz I told you once you tire marked cat, I'm the best there's ever been!  |
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But Natsume is a good kitty, not evil. |
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I love Natsume. She be a cool chicka. | |
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Ohmygod June! You bastid! I was casually scrolling through the GD and I noticed this!
I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Ohmygod June! You bastid! I was casually scrolling through the GD and I noticed this!
your satan and brenda! | |
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Natsume said: Ohmygod June! You bastid! I was casually scrolling through the GD and I noticed this!
It's always when you least expect it, y'know! |
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Natsume rocks! And she sure knows how to give a mean finger...  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Natsume has always been a sweet little kitty-puss to me! What's all this about her being 'evil'? 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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You don't know the "late-nite" Natsume!!! 8) |
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JediMaster said: Natsume has always been a sweet little kitty-puss to me! What's all this about her being 'evil'?
She is evil!  | |
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