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Printablemltijchr said: Paisley!
You would HAVE TO hire me for a position- My first paying job was at (what was then called) "Kings Dominion", 30 minutes north of Richmond VA.. I worked in "food service" for 2 "seasons".. EASY work.. & all those "raging hormones" around.. it was an interesting experience, to say the least! There should be a position for someone to hand out towels to the people who come off the water rides.. I would hereby apply for this position! Of course, since I GREATLY PREFER to SLEEP LATE.. I'll do the afternoon shifts on any day EXCEPT Sunday. Should this "towel position" not be available, I'll be glad to work in 1 of the restaurants as a bartender (I have 2 years experience, from YEARS ago) or as a PIZZA MAKER! (yummm...) Did I miss the part in this thread about the employee benefits, like free passes to the park, employee parties in the park..? & what about concerts? I know there's gonna be a stage somewhere in your park! WE HAVE TO GET NIKKA COSTA TO PLAY THERE! For real!  Yes my friend you are hired, but you will be resonsible for cleaning all of the towels, you may even have to take some home for cleaning. I will need for you to report to my office this Saturday for an interview and to fill-out the necessary paper work, there we will discuss the hours and pay. Welcome to Paisley's Pleasure Land. | |
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COOL!
I can use the lifting of these towels as an "extension" of my workout program.. PLUS, any "extra towel work" will be worth it, what with the (wet t-shirted) females I'll see getting off the water rides! This'll be like a "2nd adolescence" for me! UH OH!
Then of course, years from now I'll write a "tell-all" book of all my weird, funny & even scandalous experiences as an employee of Paisley's Pleasure Land..! I will report to your office Saturday.. but remind me: your office is next to the "around the world in a day carousel" or before the "raspberry sorbet ice cream stand"? or is it your home office? (sometimes I am easily.. confused) I'll see you tonight..
in ALL MY DREAMS.. | |
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Ummm...I can cook ('tis what I do for a living )
I make a mean corndog  | |
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mltijchr said: COOL!
I can use the lifting of these towels as an "extension" of my workout program.. PLUS, any "extra towel work" will be worth it, what with the (wet t-shirted) females I'll see getting off the water rides! This'll be like a "2nd adolescence" for me! UH OH!
Then of course, years from now I'll write a "tell-all" book of all my weird, funny & even scandalous experiences as an employee of Paisley's Pleasure Land..! I will report to your office Saturday.. but remind me: your office is next to the "around the world in a day carousel" or before the "raspberry sorbet ice cream stand"? or is it your home office? (sometimes I am easily.. confused) My office is located near the around the World In A Day carousel, be there 10:00AM sharp and oh yea, bring me some coffee and donuts. | |
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Nikster said: Ummm...I can cook ('tis what I do for a living
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I make a mean corndog Ok you can be a cook, but your corn dogs better be all that, that can be some scrawny ass thangs, they gottsa be BIG, people want to get the money's worth. | |
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SuperC said: Paisley said: SuperC said: Paisley said: SuperC said: I'll be the "special attraction" :LOL:
OK but this ride has to be able to go rounds and rounds all day, it can't be breaking down every hour on the hour. :LOL: I can do that. BAM BAM BAM! Thanks and come agin :LOL: People dont want to wait in line for an hour just for a 1 minute ride.  they want their money's worth.  They get quality with this ride. They will line up and keep riding over and over Plus the line will move fast.OK well I'm gonna have to inspect this ride every morning before the park opens to make sure that the ride is safe so know one will get thrown off, that means greasing up the track and inspecting the brakes. :LOL: | |
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WOW!! YOU DON'T HAVE A FIRST AID STATION!
Since I am a nurse, I will take that position, looks like you need me right now since people wanna be shooting and stuff like that. 
Now I need some help for the first aid team... any volunteers, TO QUALIFY: *u must have a caring heart *a strong stomache *not grossed out easily *be skillful with your hands *certified in CPR *PATIENCE IS OF VIRTURE    spring has sprung!feel better, feel good, feel wonderful | |
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Paisley said: This summer I plan on opening-up my own amusement park "Paisley's Pleasure Land" and I'am currently taking applications for all positions and shifts. So if any of you are interested post it here. I will need for you to list all of your qualifications and what hours you would be willing to work, this park will be opened 24-7.
The Ultimate Ride will be Dexy De Sade's Purple Dungeon...partake if you dare!!  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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DexMSR said: Paisley said: This summer I plan on opening-up my own amusement park "Paisley's Pleasure Land" and I'am currently taking applications for all positions and shifts. So if any of you are interested post it here. I will need for you to list all of your qualifications and what hours you would be willing to work, this park will be opened 24-7.
The Ultimate Ride will be Dexy De Sade's Purple Dungeon...partake if you dare!! This ride will be strictly for male riders only. :LOL: | |
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I'm still a guard aren't I?   | |
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althom said: I'm still a guard aren't I?
Yes | |
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Paisley said: althom said: I'm still a guard aren't I?
Yes  | |
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Paisley said: This summer I plan on opening-up my own amusement park "Paisley's Pleasure Land"
yeh cool name :Roll: | |
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Christopher said: Paisley said: This summer I plan on opening-up my own amusement park "Paisley's Pleasure Land"
yeh cool name :Roll: Your just jealous cause your not working for me. | |
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Paisley said: Christopher said: Paisley said: This summer I plan on opening-up my own amusement park "Paisley's Pleasure Land"
yeh cool name :Roll: Your just jealous cause your not working for me. big 80's hair! | |
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Christopher said: Paisley said: Christopher said: Paisley said: This summer I plan on opening-up my own amusement park "Paisley's Pleasure Land"
yeh cool name :Roll: Your just jealous cause your not working for me. big 80's hair!  I dont have big 80's hair. | |
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Paisley said: Christopher said: Paisley said: Christopher said: Paisley said: This summer I plan on opening-up my own amusement park "Paisley's Pleasure Land"
yeh cool name :Roll: Your just jealous cause your not working for me. big 80's hair! I dont have big 80's hair. i do tho' | |
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Christopher said: Paisley said: Christopher said: Paisley said: Christopher said: Paisley said: This summer I plan on opening-up my own amusement park "Paisley's Pleasure Land"
yeh cool name :Roll: Your just jealous cause your not working for me. big 80's hair! I dont have big 80's hair. i do tho' OK, then you can dress-up like a clown for all the little kiddies. | |
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Oh I forgot, I will also be hiring for janitors and I will also need some people to dress-up in costumes for all the kiddies, you may dress-up as whomever you like. Just let me know if you are interested. | |
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Paisley said: DexMSR said: Paisley said: This summer I plan on opening-up my own amusement park "Paisley's Pleasure Land" and I'am currently taking applications for all positions and shifts. So if any of you are interested post it here. I will need for you to list all of your qualifications and what hours you would be willing to work, this park will be opened 24-7.
The Ultimate Ride will be Dexy De Sade's Purple Dungeon...partake if you dare!! This ride will be strictly for male riders only. :LOL:  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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DexMSR said: Paisley said: DexMSR said: Paisley said: This summer I plan on opening-up my own amusement park "Paisley's Pleasure Land" and I'am currently taking applications for all positions and shifts. So if any of you are interested post it here. I will need for you to list all of your qualifications and what hours you would be willing to work, this park will be opened 24-7.
The Ultimate Ride will be Dexy De Sade's Purple Dungeon...partake if you dare!! This ride will be strictly for male riders only. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: | |
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