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Printablealthom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Can I be a security guard? I've always thought that
 and guns mix well.  You can be a security guard but I'm not giving you a gun, you have to be able to battle with your two hands. How about a  No ammo, if you cant handle the job dont bother filling out an application, you'll just be wasting my time. No ammo...mmm...how about  Nope, fists only.  Can I have a stick?  Stop being a little pussy, can you handle the job or not? | |
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Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Can I be a security guard? I've always thought that
and guns mix well. You can be a security guard but I'm not giving you a gun, you have to be able to battle with your two hands. How about a No ammo, if you cant handle the job dont bother filling out an application, you'll just be wasting my time. No ammo...mmm...how about Nope, fists only. C'mon let him have a gun. People gonna run all over him if he cant shoot something. Respect is earned at the end of a gun. j/k | |
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SuperC said: Paisley said: SuperC said: Paisley said: SuperC said: Paisley said: SuperC said: Paisley said: SuperC said: I'll be the "special attraction" :LOL:
OK but this ride has to be able to go rounds and rounds all day, it can't be breaking down every hour on the hour. :LOL: I can do that. BAM BAM BAM! Thanks and come agin :LOL: People dont want to wait in line for an hour just for a 1 minute ride.  they want their money's worth. They get quality with this ride. They will line up and keep riding over and over Plus the line will move fast.Yeah but how many riders can the ride hold at one time? At the time it can only seat three female riders at a time. For some reason the ride won't work with males  No we cant have that, the males want to ride too. Then we need a special attraction for them. I nominate... YOU! :LOL: Hey, it's not that kinda park. | |
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SuperC said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: althom said: Can I be a security guard? I've always thought that
and guns mix well. You can be a security guard but I'm not giving you a gun, you have to be able to battle with your two hands. How about a No ammo, if you cant handle the job dont bother filling out an application, you'll just be wasting my time. No ammo...mmm...how about Nope, fists only. C'mon let him have a gun. People gonna run all over him if he cant shoot something. Respect is earned at the end of a gun. j/k :LOL: ok he can have a bb gun. | |
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Paisley said: SuperC said: Paisley said: SuperC said: Paisley said: SuperC said: Paisley said: SuperC said: Paisley said: SuperC said: I'll be the "special attraction" :LOL:
OK but this ride has to be able to go rounds and rounds all day, it can't be breaking down every hour on the hour. :LOL: I can do that. BAM BAM BAM! Thanks and come agin :LOL: People dont want to wait in line for an hour just for a 1 minute ride. they want their money's worth. They get quality with this ride. They will line up and keep riding over and over Plus the line will move fast.Yeah but how many riders can the ride hold at one time? At the time it can only seat three female riders at a time. For some reason the ride won't work with males No we cant have that, the males want to ride too. Then we need a special attraction for them. I nominate... YOU! :LOL: Hey, it's not that kinda park. Then who's gonna be amused?  | |
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SuperC said: Paisley said: SuperC said: Paisley said: SuperC said: Paisley said: SuperC said: Paisley said: SuperC said: Paisley said: SuperC said: I'll be the "special attraction" :LOL:
OK but this ride has to be able to go rounds and rounds all day, it can't be breaking down every hour on the hour. :LOL: I can do that. BAM BAM BAM! Thanks and come agin :LOL: People dont want to wait in line for an hour just for a 1 minute ride. they want their money's worth. They get quality with this ride. They will line up and keep riding over and over Plus the line will move fast.Yeah but how many riders can the ride hold at one time? At the time it can only seat three female riders at a time. For some reason the ride won't work with males No we cant have that, the males want to ride too. Then we need a special attraction for them. I nominate... YOU! :LOL: Hey, it's not that kinda park. Then who's gonna be amused? Only one person my dear, only one. | |
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Paisley said: :LOL: ok he can have a bb gun. ALRIGHT!  | |
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althom said: Paisley said: :LOL: ok he can have a bb gun. ALRIGHT! Dont be gettin trigger happy. | |
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Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: :LOL: ok he can have a bb gun. ALRIGHT! Dont be gettin trigger happy. Don't listen to her. Shoot somebody and you will have the respect of the park. | |
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SuperC said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: :LOL: ok he can have a bb gun. ALRIGHT! Dont be gettin trigger happy. Don't listen to her. Shoot somebody and you will have the respect of the park. ALL RIGHT!  
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althom said: SuperC said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: :LOL: ok he can have a bb gun. ALRIGHT! Dont be gettin trigger happy. Don't listen to her. Shoot somebody and you will have the respect of the park. ALL RIGHT!
Respect edit [This message was edited Wed May 7 20:45:44 PDT 2003 by althom] There ya go. See how they are running and ducking. See the adrenalin in their faces. They won't get this type of excitement at any other amusement park. What a rush! :LOL: | |
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SuperC said: althom said: SuperC said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: :LOL: ok he can have a bb gun. ALRIGHT! Dont be gettin trigger happy. Don't listen to her. Shoot somebody and you will have the respect of the park. ALL RIGHT!
Respect edit [This message was edited Wed May 7 20:45:44 PDT 2003 by althom] There ya go. See how they are running and ducking. See the adrenalin in their faces. They won't get this type of excitement at any other amusement park. What a rush! :LOL: | |
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althom said: SuperC said: althom said: SuperC said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: :LOL: ok he can have a bb gun. ALRIGHT! Dont be gettin trigger happy. Don't listen to her. Shoot somebody and you will have the respect of the park. ALL RIGHT!
Respect edit [This message was edited Wed May 7 20:45:44 PDT 2003 by althom] There ya go. See how they are running and ducking. See the adrenalin in their faces. They won't get this type of excitement at any other amusement park. What a rush! :LOL: Stop that shit right now or your ass is FIRED!  | |
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Paisley said: althom said: SuperC said: althom said: SuperC said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: :LOL: ok he can have a bb gun. ALRIGHT! Dont be gettin trigger happy. Don't listen to her. Shoot somebody and you will have the respect of the park. ALL RIGHT!
Respect edit [This message was edited Wed May 7 20:45:44 PDT 2003 by althom] There ya go. See how they are running and ducking. See the adrenalin in their faces. They won't get this type of excitement at any other amusement park. What a rush! :LOL: Stop that shit right now or your ass is FIRED! You want us to leave? We're the ones getting you all the head;ines. Your park is famous because of us. | |
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I will kick people square in the nuts for $45 per hour. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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SuperC said: Paisley said: althom said: SuperC said: althom said: SuperC said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: :LOL: ok he can have a bb gun. ALRIGHT! Dont be gettin trigger happy. Don't listen to her. Shoot somebody and you will have the respect of the park. ALL RIGHT!
Respect edit [This message was edited Wed May 7 20:45:44 PDT 2003 by althom] There ya go. See how they are running and ducking. See the adrenalin in their faces. They won't get this type of excitement at any other amusement park. What a rush! :LOL: Stop that shit right now or your ass is FIRED! You want us to leave? We're the ones getting you all the head;ines. Your park is famous because of us. Oh so I take it that the ladies really enjoy the ride huh? you can stay. | |
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IceNine said: I will kick people square in the nuts for $45 per hour.
What if you accidentally kick them in the nuts, but it wasn't square. Do they get their money back? | |
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Paisley said: luv4thepurple1 said: I would like to be a Ticket Taker.
My qualifications: I am good at taking!  OK you can be the ticket taker.  I gotta job!!He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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SuperC said: IceNine said: I will kick people square in the nuts for $45 per hour.
What if you accidentally kick them in the nuts, but it wasn't square. Do they get their money back? Nope... they will get a free kick in the nut of their choice... they can choose either right or left. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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SuperC said: Paisley said: althom said: SuperC said: althom said: SuperC said: Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: :LOL: ok he can have a bb gun. ALRIGHT! Dont be gettin trigger happy. Don't listen to her. Shoot somebody and you will have the respect of the park. ALL RIGHT!
Respect edit [This message was edited Wed May 7 20:45:44 PDT 2003 by althom] There ya go. See how they are running and ducking. See the adrenalin in their faces. They won't get this type of excitement at any other amusement park. What a rush! :LOL: Stop that shit right now or your ass is FIRED! You want us to leave? We're the ones getting you all the head;ines. Your park is famous because of us. This is suppose to be a PLEASURABLE experience for all, no violence. | |
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IceNine said: SuperC said: IceNine said: I will kick people square in the nuts for $45 per hour.
What if you accidentally kick them in the nuts, but it wasn't square. Do they get their money back? Nope... they will get a free kick in the nut of their choice... they can choose either right or left. But you said nuts, so they will probably want them both kicked at the same time. | |
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SuperC said: IceNine said: SuperC said: IceNine said: I will kick people square in the nuts for $45 per hour.
What if you accidentally kick them in the nuts, but it wasn't square. Do they get their money back? Nope... they will get a free kick in the nut of their choice... they can choose either right or left. But you said nuts, so they will probably want them both kicked at the same time. Well... okay... I guess I could give them a two-fer.  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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luv4thepurple1 said: Paisley said: luv4thepurple1 said: I would like to be a Ticket Taker.
My qualifications: I am good at taking! OK you can be the ticket taker. I gotta job!!Yes, and i will pay you $6.75 an hour. | |
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Paisley said: luv4thepurple1 said: Paisley said: luv4thepurple1 said: I would like to be a Ticket Taker.
My qualifications: I am good at taking! OK you can be the ticket taker. I gotta job!!Yes, and i will pay you $6.75 an hour. C'mon Pais...  I have 3 kids to feed!
Can ya raise that to at least $8?? He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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luv4thepurple1 said: Paisley said: luv4thepurple1 said: Paisley said: luv4thepurple1 said: I would like to be a Ticket Taker.
My qualifications: I am good at taking! OK you can be the ticket taker. I gotta job!!Yes, and i will pay you $6.75 an hour. C'mon Pais... I have 3 kids to feed!
Can ya raise that to at least $8?? After 30 days, ok? | |
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luv4thepurple1 said: Paisley said: luv4thepurple1 said: Paisley said: luv4thepurple1 said: I would like to be a Ticket Taker.
My qualifications: I am good at taking! OK you can be the ticket taker. I gotta job!!Yes, and i will pay you $6.75 an hour. C'mon Pais... I have 3 kids to feed!
Can ya raise that to at least $8?? Living on $8 an hour and three kids in Cali? You take making a dollar out of fifteen cents to a whole different level. | |
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SuperC said: luv4thepurple1 said: Paisley said: luv4thepurple1 said: Paisley said: luv4thepurple1 said: I would like to be a Ticket Taker.
My qualifications: I am good at taking! OK you can be the ticket taker. I gotta job!!Yes, and i will pay you $6.75 an hour. C'mon Pais... I have 3 kids to feed!
Can ya raise that to at least $8?? Living on $8 an hour and three kids in Cali? You take making a dollar out of fifteen cents to a whole different level. Hey that's what I'm gonna be paying ya too. dont complain, take it or leave it. | |
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Paisley said: luv4thepurple1 said: Paisley said: luv4thepurple1 said: Paisley said: luv4thepurple1 said: I would like to be a Ticket Taker.
My qualifications: I am good at taking! OK you can be the ticket taker. I gotta job!!Yes, and i will pay you $6.75 an hour. C'mon Pais... I have 3 kids to feed!
Can ya raise that to at least $8?? After 30 days, ok? Sheesh! I havent made $8 an hour sinse I was 16... Guess I am gonna have to get another part time job if I wanna work for you! He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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Paisley!
You would HAVE TO hire me for a position- My first paying job was at (what was then called) "Kings Dominion", 30 minutes north of Richmond VA.. I worked in "food service" for 2 "seasons".. EASY work.. & all those "raging hormones" around.. it was an interesting experience, to say the least! There should be a position for someone to hand out towels to the people who come off the water rides.. I would hereby apply for this position! Of course, since I GREATLY PREFER to SLEEP LATE.. I'll do the afternoon shifts on any day EXCEPT Sunday. Should this "towel position" not be available, I'll be glad to work in 1 of the restaurants as a bartender (I have 2 years experience, from YEARS ago) or as a PIZZA MAKER! (yummm...) Did I miss the part in this thread about the employee benefits, like free passes to the park, employee parties in the park..? & what about concerts? I know there's gonna be a stage somewhere in your park! WE HAVE TO GET NIKKA COSTA TO PLAY THERE! For real!  I'll see you tonight..
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AzureStar said: Cook
Qualifications: I can cook. Can I watch? | |
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