This summer I plan on opening-up my own amusement park "Paisley's Pleasure Land" and I'am currently taking applications for all positions and shifts. So if any of you are interested post it here. I will need for you to list all of your qualifications and what hours you would be willing to work, this park will be opened 24-7.

Paisley said:

Here are some of the positions.

1. Ticket Taker

2. Ride Operator

3. Cooks

4. Security Guards

are there opening for ers?

lilJ said:

dammit, and i gotta walk into this thread...listenin 2 "sexy dancer", of all things!!!

uhh...can i be a carney?

Cook

Qualifications: I can cook.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

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lol Dansa it's good 2 see ya

although I am not sure what my qualifications are to be a er is though
guess u have to just take my word 4 it
cause I am not gonna attempt the J Lo thang girl needs to step back and take a look at that vid

lilJ said:

Yes there are openings for dancers however there's one catch, all dancers will be performing NUDE, we want to see asses shakin and thangs floppin.

Paisley said:

Did someone say COOK?

aright I am qualified then

Will there be a haunted house? If yes can I scare the funk outa folks?

pejman said:

Yes there will be a big ass haunted house.

I'll be the "special attraction" :LOL:

SuperC said:

OK but this ride has to be able to go rounds and rounds all day, it can't be breaking down every hour on the hour. :LOL:

I would like to be a Ticket Taker.

My qualifications:

I am good at taking!

Can I be a security guard? I've always thought that and guns mix well.

Paisley said:

I can do that. BAM BAM BAM! Thanks and come agin :LOL:

luv4thepurple1 said:

OK you can be the ticket taker.

SuperC said:

People dont want to wait in line for an hour just for a 1 minute ride. they want their money's worth.

althom said:

You can be a security guard but I'm not giving you a gun, you have to be able to battle with your two hands.

Paisley said:

They get quality with this ride. They will line up and keep riding over and over Plus the line will move fast.

Paisley said:

How about a

SuperC said:

Yeah but how many riders can the ride hold at one time?

Paisley said:

At the time it can only seat three female riders at a time. For some reason the ride won't work with males

althom said:

No ammo, if you cant handle the job dont bother filling out an application, you'll just be wasting my time.

SuperC said:

No we cant have that, the males want to ride too.

Paisley said:

No ammo...mmm...how about

althom said:

Nope, fists only.

Paisley said:

Can I have a stick?

Paisley said:

Then we need a special attraction for them. I nominate... YOU! :LOL: