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Thread started 05/08/03 9:40pm

Paisley

COUGH COUGH

I could never understand this maybe you fellas can help me out, why is it that when fellas are taking a physical the doctor grabs your nutz and tells you to cough, I know it's suppose to be able to determine if you have a hernnia, but what is he looking for a swollen nut or what? confuse
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Reply #1 posted 05/08/03 9:43pm

AzureStar

Maybe they just want to give the guys something to do to take their mind off of the fact that they're touching their balls.

lol

But, seriously, I think there is a reason for it. I just don't know what it is.
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Reply #2 posted 05/08/03 9:44pm

Paisley

AzureStar said:

Maybe they just want to give the guys something to do to take their mind off of the fact that they're touching their balls.

lol

But, seriously, I think there is a reason for it. I just don't know what it is.

:LOL: :LOL: or maybe he's looking for a cracked nut. :LOL:
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Reply #3 posted 05/08/03 9:46pm

althom

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Paisley said:

I could never understand this maybe you fellas can help me out, why is it that when fellas are taking a physical the doctor grabs your nutz and tells you to cough, I know it's suppose to be able to determine if you have a hernnia, but what is he looking for a swollen nut or what? confuse

I don't think they do that anymore...well I've never had the doctor do that to me. eek
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Reply #4 posted 05/08/03 9:47pm

AzureStar

althom said:

Paisley said:

I could never understand this maybe you fellas can help me out, why is it that when fellas are taking a physical the doctor grabs your nutz and tells you to cough, I know it's suppose to be able to determine if you have a hernnia, but what is he looking for a swollen nut or what? confuse

I don't think they do that anymore...well I've never had the doctor do that to me. eek


Maybe they knew you didn't have a problem with them cupping your nuts... they didn't need to distract you.

big grin
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Reply #5 posted 05/08/03 9:48pm

Stomper

My doctor sticks his finger in my bottom and then he tells me to dance around a bit.
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Reply #6 posted 05/08/03 9:49pm

Paisley

AzureStar said:

althom said:

Paisley said:

I could never understand this maybe you fellas can help me out, why is it that when fellas are taking a physical the doctor grabs your nutz and tells you to cough, I know it's suppose to be able to determine if you have a hernnia, but what is he looking for a swollen nut or what? confuse

I don't think they do that anymore...well I've never had the doctor do that to me. eek


Maybe they knew you didn't have a problem with them cupping your nuts... they didn't need to distract you.

big grin

:LOL: :LOL: falloff
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Reply #7 posted 05/08/03 9:50pm

althom

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AzureStar said:

althom said:

Paisley said:

I could never understand this maybe you fellas can help me out, why is it that when fellas are taking a physical the doctor grabs your nutz and tells you to cough, I know it's suppose to be able to determine if you have a hernnia, but what is he looking for a swollen nut or what? confuse

I don't think they do that anymore...well I've never had the doctor do that to me. eek


Maybe they knew you didn't have a problem with them cupping your nuts... they didn't need to distract you.

big grin

Ummm...I hope not. I have a female doctor! omg
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Reply #8 posted 05/08/03 9:50pm

Paisley

Stomper said:

My doctor sticks his finger in my bottom and then he tells me to dance around a bit.

Are you sure it's his finger that he's sticking in there? omg
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Reply #9 posted 05/08/03 9:59pm

BeautifuliStra
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I think...

when a guy coughs, and if they have a hernia, the doctor will feel the hernia during the cough...
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Reply #10 posted 05/08/03 10:04pm

AzureStar

althom said:

AzureStar said:

althom said:

Paisley said:

I could never understand this maybe you fellas can help me out, why is it that when fellas are taking a physical the doctor grabs your nutz and tells you to cough, I know it's suppose to be able to determine if you have a hernnia, but what is he looking for a swollen nut or what? confuse

I don't think they do that anymore...well I've never had the doctor do that to me. eek


Maybe they knew you didn't have a problem with them cupping your nuts... they didn't need to distract you.

big grin

Ummm...I hope not. I have a female doctor! omg


Maybe she's not really checking for a hernia!

big grin
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Reply #11 posted 05/08/03 10:08pm

Christopher

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oh dear the first time the dcotor went where no man has gone before i was like "this is sexualated! someone stop him" ...i hated physicals
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Reply #12 posted 05/08/03 10:10pm

AzureStar

Christopher said:

oh dear the first time the dcotor went where no man has gone before i was like "this is sexualated! someone stop him" ...i hated physicals



lol
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Reply #13 posted 05/08/03 10:15pm

Paisley

Christopher said:

oh dear the first time the dcotor went where no man has gone before i was like "this is sexualated! someone stop him" ...i hated physicals

You know you were lovin it, your heart started racing and your body started getting all tingly, yes dear Christopher, it was love. nod love
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Reply #14 posted 05/08/03 10:18pm

Christopher

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Paisley said:

Christopher said:

oh dear the first time the dcotor went where no man has gone before i was like "this is sexualated! someone stop him" ...i hated physicals

You know you were lovin it, your heart started racing and your body started getting all tingly, yes dear Christopher, it was love. nod love



sure ...i gave him my number afterwards
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Reply #15 posted 05/08/03 10:19pm

Paisley

Christopher said:

Paisley said:

Christopher said:

oh dear the first time the dcotor went where no man has gone before i was like "this is sexualated! someone stop him" ...i hated physicals

You know you were lovin it, your heart started racing and your body started getting all tingly, yes dear Christopher, it was love. nod love



sure ...i gave him my number afterwards

I bet you did wink
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Reply #16 posted 05/08/03 10:21pm

Stomper

I've often wondered why my doctor ALWAYS puts on a Barbara Streisand cd before he does this.
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Reply #17 posted 05/08/03 10:23pm

Paisley

Stomper said:

I've often wondered why my doctor ALWAYS puts on a Barbara Streisand cd before he does this.

He's trying to get you in the mood, when he grabs those nutz he wants you to drop to your knees. nod
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Reply #18 posted 05/08/03 10:28pm

Regulus

QUACK!

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Reply #19 posted 05/09/03 8:05pm

Paisley

althom said:

Paisley said:

I could never understand this maybe you fellas can help me out, why is it that when fellas are taking a physical the doctor grabs your nutz and tells you to cough, I know it's suppose to be able to determine if you have a hernnia, but what is he looking for a swollen nut or what? confuse

I don't think they do that anymore...well I've never had the doctor do that to me. eek

Yeah right wink
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Reply #20 posted 05/09/03 8:12pm

TRON

What's worse is those free school sports physicals. They get you all in a line like a concentration camp and tell you to drop trow. You're all standing there like a bunch idiots waiting for that dreaded moment. And to top it off, the guy who did the nut-fondling at my school had coke bottle glasses and looked severely mentally impaired. I hate to sound insensitive, but I never knew if he knew what he was doing. Surely, they could've found a certified urologist for this or something. I'm so glad I quit school sports.
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Reply #21 posted 05/09/03 8:14pm

Paisley

TRON said:

What's worse is those free school sports physicals. They get you all in a line like a concentration camp and tell you to drop trow. You're all standing there like a bunch idiots waiting for that dreaded moment. And to top it off, the guy who did the nut-fondling at my school had coke bottle glasses and looked severely mentally impaired. I hate to sound insensitive, but I never knew if he knew what he was doing. Surely, they could've found a certified urologist for this or something. I'm so glad I quit school sports.

:LOL: :LOL:
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Reply #22 posted 05/09/03 8:14pm

SuperC

BeautifuliStrange said:

I think...

when a guy coughs, and if they have a hernia, the doctor will feel the hernia during the cough...


BINGO!!
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Reply #23 posted 05/09/03 8:15pm

Paisley

SuperC said:

BeautifuliStrange said:

I think...

when a guy coughs, and if they have a hernia, the doctor will feel the hernia during the cough...


BINGO!!

Yeah but what's it suppose to feel like? confuse give me a description if you dont mind.
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Reply #24 posted 05/09/03 8:17pm

SuperC

Paisley said:

SuperC said:

BeautifuliStrange said:

I think...

when a guy coughs, and if they have a hernia, the doctor will feel the hernia during the cough...


BINGO!!

Yeah but what's it suppose to feel like? confuse give me a description if you dont mind.


I ain't a doctor and i ain't cupped nobodys nuts. i can't tell ya.
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Reply #25 posted 05/09/03 8:18pm

Paisley

SuperC said:

Paisley said:

SuperC said:

BeautifuliStrange said:

I think...

when a guy coughs, and if they have a hernia, the doctor will feel the hernia during the cough...


BINGO!!

Yeah but what's it suppose to feel like? confuse give me a description if you dont mind.


I ain't a doctor and i ain't cupped nobodys nuts. i can't tell ya.

:LOL: :LOL: falloff
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