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How many STD'S have you had???? All of mine have been curable...and I am clean...,my last checkup was two months ago...all good!!
So...my magic number is...3...ahhh...the college years!!...but mine were in the 80's...Good Luck in this day and age!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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I used to date this gynaecologist, and the fucking bastard
gave me fucking crabs. Can you believe it, a gynaecologist with an std. damn. Well, I didn't actually have them, but it turned out his ex had them [whom he said he hadn't been with in 9 months] yet mysteriously, all of a sudden, he had them too. whoops. So he called me over to his house and gave me this stuff I should take a shower with "just prevention" he said. So I took the shower, got dressed and told him to fuck himself crabs and all. Went to my own doctor to have it checked out immediately and he told me everything was fine. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: I used to date this gynaecologist, and the fucking bastard
gave me fucking crabs. Can you believe it, a gynaecologist with an std. damn. Well, I didn't actually have them, but it turned out his ex had them [whom he said he hadn't been with in 9 months] yet mysteriously, all of a sudden, he had them too. whoops. So he called me over to his house and gave me this stuff I should take a shower with "just prevention" he said. So I took the shower, got dressed and told him to fuck himself crabs and all. Went to my own doctor to have it checked out immediately and he told me everything was fine. Damn...glad you are with us...whap whap!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: Damn...glad you are with us...whap whap!! Me too. I don't know what offended me more, the fact that I'd been cheated on or the fact that I had an STD from this bastard. I mean, you can protect yourself reasonably well from most things by always using condoms, but something like crabs just walks over to your body whatever you do. So that made me very suspiscious now. Next time I'm gonna sleep with someone I'll check out their groin with a magnifying glass first  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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 Luckily I have had absolutely NO STD's... thank God.
...and I had reason to be worried!!! June7 + 80's/early 90's = HO!   |
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moderatorMay 1990...Planned Parenthood...Franklin College
I sat there...22 years old...just found out that I was pregnant WITH an STD. They had to put me in a room alone because I cried so hard... | |
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Rhondab said: May 1990...Planned Parenthood...Franklin College
I sat there...22 years old...just found out that I was pregnant WITH an STD. They had to put me in a room alone because I cried so hard...  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Not one. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Not one.
none here too. dirty bastards.  |
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ZERO-
use rebbers!!! A condom just may save your life Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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I've had one curable STD
and I've had crabs a few times.
HONESTLY the 1st time I got crabs I was 15 and not even sexually active at the time. I think I got them from "sitting down" in a nasty toilet...because of that, I only kinda consider them sexually transmitted  They are the worst though! I felt gross and dirty for weeks... | |
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Rhondab said: May 1990...Planned Parenthood...Franklin College
I sat there...22 years old...just found out that I was pregnant WITH an STD. They had to put me in a room alone because I cried so hard... Awww...  | |
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None for me (thank God) you've got to be careful out there! | |
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an article in today's mpls star tribune says that stds in MN are at EPIDEMIC levels! yikes, i mean YIKES | |
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I once had a bad dose of crickets. Nasty business. | |
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just the one... Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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None...yet. | |
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Rhondab said: May 1990...Planned Parenthood...Franklin College
I sat there...22 years old...just found out that I was pregnant WITH an STD. They had to put me in a room alone because I cried so hard...  That must have been a very lonely moment. | |
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My body should probably be an STD Disneyland, but I guess instances of good judgement amid the relentless hoeing around paid off. No STDs, thank God. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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none...and don't want none. *********************************************
 I'll believe it when I see it | |
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Rhondab said: May 1990...Planned Parenthood...Franklin College
I sat there...22 years old...just found out that I was pregnant WITH an STD. They had to put me in a room alone because I cried so hard... Damn Rhonda, that must have been the scariest moment of you life! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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zero | |
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I have had none ...thank you!!! | |
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None! ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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Ah 1970... a year for love and the 'CLAP' I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME  ™ | |
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 ... never... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
Candy Dulfer is my boo...  | |
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One morning i woke up with 16 prawns hanging out of my anus. Just goes to show, you never can tell. | |
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After kissing a Danish woman, I started coughing up golf balls. Thankfully, I had a shot and it cleared right up. | |
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Stomper said: After kissing a Danish woman, I started coughing up golf balls. Thankfully, I had a shot and it cleared right up.
UHhhh... The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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0 zero zilch nada...happy bout it too! -------------------------------------------------
MENACE TO SOBRIETY  | |
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