David Beckhams got no pace, can't play with his left foot and can't beat (calm down!) an opposition player. But he's a good crosser of the ball and a specialist free kick taker. Just thought I'd give my opinion of David Beckham the footballer and not the gay icon

David Beckhams OK, he'd have to shave his head again for me to look twice, he looks a right twat with the hair he has now.

And also take note that his dick has been dipped into his vile wife, Skeletor.

*sigh*

my god. i forget how sexy the man is.

just such a shame when he opens his mouth, that weedy voice ruins it!





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David Beckham in the gym???

Oh yeah, he's so muscular and hunky :sarcasmemoticon:

He'd need a lifetime of bodybuilding for his weight to even reach double figures

Haystack said:

Well - Ive seen Prince's 'weights' in Hi soffice, and I have 2 tell ya - they're PATHETIC!
In fact, they're SO small that Haystack's eyeballs (on his avatar!) are frikkin bigger than His weights!
WUSS!