My boss is the worlds most phoniest bitch on 2 feet.. Sales is her life and boy can she sell you a pile of shit! She can be the worlds biggest used rubber... But there are times she can be sweeter than pie.. (those are usually the days she wants something from me)...

I hear ya, silky. I had a female boss who was similar to the one you're describing. She was a bitch with a capital "b".